73: Mom, This is..

Nashville.


Andrea: Who is this tall gorgeous young lady?


Taylor: Mom, this is Karlie Kloss. She is my girlfriend.


Karlie: Hi, Andrea!


Andrea: Karlie, do you have boyfriend?


*Karlie look at Taylor*


Karlie: No, I have a girlfriend.


Taylor: Mom, she don't have a boyfriend. She is my girlfriend.


Andrea: Yeah I know. She is your girlfriend. I ask, if she have a boyfriend.


Taylor: I am her girlfriend. We are together.


Andrea: I know you and her are best friend.


Taylor and Karlie look at each other.


Austin walk in


Austin: Mom, they both fuck each other.


Andrea: oh ๐Ÿ˜ณ


Taylor:


Karlie:


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St.Louis.


Karlie: Mom, this is Taylor Swift. The famous singer.


Tracy: oh Hi. You must be Taylor Swift.


Taylor: Yes. I am. Nice meeting you, Tracy.


Karlie: Mom, she is my girlfriend.


Tracy: Wow. What do like about Karlie?


Taylor: She is bright, funny, and beautiful.


Karlie: mom, stop questioning her.


Tracy: so, you are lesbian, Taylor?


Taylor: *look at Karlie* I guess I am.


Tracy: What if I said, I don't like you and Karlie being together.


Karlie: Mom???


Taylor: I still love her. You can't stop us to be in loved. You can't stop us from being together.


Tracy: Proof to me your love for Karlie. Come with me.


Karlie: Mom??? Where are you take her?


Tracy: You stay here, Karlie. I and Taylor are going out.


Karlie: Where are you going?


Taylor: it's okay babe. I can handle it. Stay here.


Tracy and Taylor go to Tracy's friend community house. *Tracy text everyone*


Tracy: Hi, everyone. This is my daughter in law!!!! She is Taylor Swift... *Proud*


Taylor: ๐Ÿ˜ณ *what the-*


Everyone: OMG!!!WHAT IS THAT TAYLOR SWIFTT?????!!!! ARRRGHHHH!!! *surround Taylor*


Everyone: Can you sing for us..


Everyone: Can you sign this for us..


Everyone: Can we take a selfie with you??


Taylor: Sure..sure...one at the time...*Karlie help me* ๐Ÿ˜จ


Tracy to everyone: She's my daughter in law. *proud*


Karlie: Where do they go..it's almost midnight??? *worried*


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F.GIMAN

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