Joe to Karlie: Taylor wrote song about me.

Karlie: Yeah, I heard it about London Boy. BOY! She call you boy?

Joe: I am grown up man. Don't call me boy.

Karlie: don't mad at me. Mad at Taylor. She call you that. Not me. BOY!

Joe: So, Taylor don't wrote song about you.

Karlie: Yes, she have.

Joe: so what is it?

Karlie: Karlie what you want.

Joe: No, it Call it what you want.

Karlie: See, same thing. Sound the same, right?

Joe: She call me Gorgeous.

Karlie: Yeah, you right. Because you look so feminine.

Joe: No, I am masculine man. I am tough man. *showing he small muscle*

Karlie: So, Taylor call you baby doll, right?

Joe: at least, swifties adore me. Swifties said Taylor dedicated all song about me.

Karlie: You wish. I will ask Taylor if you right about that.

Karlie: Tay, do you write reputation and lover about Joe?

Taylor: It about someone I love dearly.

Karlie: I know it is me right. I used to lived at West Village. So, False God is about me.

Joe: No, false God is about me. I know it is about me! YES! Right, Taylor?

Taylor: This is why I always kept this as secret. Never named names. *sigh*

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