12 months before Kara was born!

Karlie: Babe, dont you think this is the right time that we should expand our family? you and I have a steady career.

Taylor: What do you mean by expand?

Karlie: What I means is, dont you think we should add a new family member?

Taylor: Isnt enough? We have 3 cats and 1 dog. We are full house.

Karlie: No I means, babies? I want babies.

Taylor: Our friends have plenty of kids. We can visit them anytime.

Karlie: I want our babies. B.A.B.Y. Your babies inside me. I want to get pregnant.

Taylor: Im your BABY. plus, you know I dont have sperm to get you pregnant.

Karlie: Babe. I'm serious right now.

Taylor: Do I look I am NOT SERIOUS? I'm serious too. I dont have sperm to give you.

Karlie: Baby...

Taylor: Yes.

Karlie: I want babies. Please...

Taylor: ...........

Karlie: I dont ask you to get pregnant. I'm ready to carry our babies for you. I'm ready to be a mom.

Karlie: Tay, baby, why are you afraid being a mom?

Taylor: Argh? Hmmm..Cause Im afraid of giving a birth to human species...

Karlie: Yeah, thats what baby come from. From VAGINA.

Taylor: Dont get me wrong. I love babies. I love being a mom. I'm just afraid of the ideas of babies come from here *point at vagina*

Karlie: It's okay. I know you will be a great mom someday. You don't have to give me a baby. I will carry our babies for you. I will do anything for us. I will be pregnant for us.

Taylor: Thanks babe. But I hate Josh. Please dont make him a sperm donor. I want good genes only. Handsome. Genius genes only.

Taylor: How about we make Joe Alwyn as a sperm donor? I think he is Great Donor.

Karlie: NEVER! I dont like him. He is weirdo. Nope in million years. Never. Ever. Like Forever. Dont like him. Hate him so much.

Taylor: Okay stop. He is more handsome than Josh.

Karlie: NO! I prefer Austin rather than him.

Taylor: Austin? Great Ideas. Let we ask him.

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Austin walk into living room.

Karlie and Taylor sit side by side.

Taylor: Austin, We have something to ask you?

Karlie: Yes.

Austin: Okay. What is it?

Karlie: I and Taylor have decide to choose you.

Austin: Okay? Choose me what?

Karlie looking at Taylor.

Taylor: We...We want you to donate your....

Karlie: No, We want Your SPERM....

Taylor: Yeah! For science! No for Biology.

Karlie: Shut up Taylor.

Austin confused.

Austin: Never!

Karlie: We want your sperm to get me pregnant.

Taylor: Babe, I dont like this ideas. I refuse. I dont like the ideas of my child look like you and Austin.

Karlie: But, I need your genes.

Taylor: Can we get another sperm? rather than my brother?

Karlie: Alright then. Josh.

Taylor: No. Joe.

Karlie: Josh!

Taylor: Joe!

Karlie: JOSH!

Taylor: JOE!

Austin: Okay fine. I will do it. Happy?

Karlie: Yes. Happy.

Taylor: No!!!!!

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NEXT YEAR. 2020

TAYLOR PREGNANT WITH JOE'S.

KARLIE PREGNANT WITH JOSH'S.

They have twins Kaylor babies.

Girl: Kara Alison Kloss
-green eyes
-dark brown hair

Boy: Alex Elizabeth Swift
-blue eyes
-blond curly hair

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