Karlie: Tay, I have a poem for you. I wrote it last night.

Taylor: what's it Karlie.

Karlie: Okay. Here me out. I'm being poetic.

Taylor: Ok. Go on. I will listen.

Karlie: Don't judge me. Okay?

Taylor: Alright.

Karlie: Here is it.

Karlie: Roses are Red.

Karlie: Violets are Blue.

Taylor: Okay? *nodded*

Karlie: AVADA KEDAVRA! *point at Taylor*

Karlie: I LOVE YOU!

Taylor:

Taylor: did you just kill me with your spell?

Karlie: I will make you love me.

Taylor: I already love you.

Karlie: but, that's not enough.

Karlie: AVADA KEDAVRA! ILOVEYOU! *point at Taylor*

Taylor: Babe, enough watching harry potter series.

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