Karlie: Taylor, I wrote a love poem for you last night.
Taylor: Really? Let me hear it. *excited*
Karlie:
If she was the cloud, I will be the rain,
If she was the sun, I will be the moon,
If she was the rose, I will be the thorn,
If she was the mountain, I will be the hiker,
If she was the ocean, I will the wave,
If she was the white, I will be the black,
If she was the yin, I will be the yang,
I will go, everywhere she goes,
I will followed her.
I will find her.
I...
Taylor: Wait a minute.
Taylor: Babe,What if I was a cat? *curious face*
Karlie: Hurmmm... I guess I will be a dog?
Taylor: Cat-dog? Yeah you are right.
Taylor: What if I was a poop?
Karlie: Huh? poop? *thinking* hurm? Why you want to be a poop?
Taylor: Quick, answer it!
Karlie: Maybe I will a toilet bowl....
Taylor: No!! I want you to be a toilet paper.
Karlie: Okay! I will! I will wipe you out. *angry* *annoyed*
Taylor: And what if I...
Karlie: Stop, you ruined my poem moments.
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I saved all the dirties jokes for you.
F.GIMAN