Karlie: I think you look fat..

Taylor: Thats all because of you?

Karlie: Me? What have I done?

Taylor: You push me to eat everything cook.

Karlie: But, I cook you healthy vegan meal, we eat only  green vegatable. Drink green juice. All kale recipe. All days.

Taylor: Thats what I'm talking about?

Taylor: Every time, I eat vegan food, I secretly wake up in the middle of the night and eat some more. Rummaging our refrigerator. Eat ramen. Eat ice-cream. I miss junk food so much. I like a hungry zombie.

Karlie: Thats why you need to eat like me. Only kale. and have extreme 30 minute intense workout with me. Running every 6am in the morning.

Taylor: No! 

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