Karlie: Who the fork is betty?

Todrick: Hey, it's you. Betty.

Karlie: I don't think, it's me. Maybe she with someone else behind my back.

Karlie: So, why she wrote illicit affairs? is she having an affairs behind my back?

Todrick: Kar, no. Maybe she wrote about you.

Karlie: I don't believe it. I must find who TF is betty? why she is so special til Taylor wrote song about her not me?

Todrick: Kar, is it your middle name is elizabeth? maybe it is you.

Karlie: Elizabeth not betty.

Todrick: Short name is betty.

Karlie: I need Taylor to wrote song about me. And name her song with my name. Karlie song.

Todrick: You know she can't do that.

Karlie: Why not? She wrote Dear John. Drew. Stephen. Tim McGraw. All random guys. Now, all the random girls. Rebekah, Inez and betty. Where is my name? I can't be patience with her anymore. Next album, I want my name to be one of her song. I DONT CARE. 😡😡

Todrick: Call it what you want is you right. Karlie What You Want.

Karlie: No, It is Call It What You Want. I want Karlie. Karlie.. Karlie!

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one fine day on the Tribecca apartment.

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Todrick: So, can Taylor wrote song about me too? Todrick song.

Martha: Hey Taylor never wrote song about me. I want Martha song too.

Lily: I want my songs too. Lily.

Camilla: Taylor, don't forget about me. Camilla song.

Selena: Taylor, if you don't wrote song about me, we gonna have words. I want selena song too.

Joshua: Please write song about me too. Please, my dearest Taylor. I am your fans too. I want Josh song.

Dianna: Hey guys, Taylor never wrote song about me. She never mention my name on her songs. No Dianna song too.

Abigail: Hey guys, did you forget, Taylor mention my name too. She wrote song about me in Fifteen.

Everyone: Shut up, Abby. 😡

Taylor: Hey guys, what are you guys talking about?

Everyone: Where is our song?

Taylor: Our song? Alexa, play our song by Taylor Swift.

Everyone: *throwing pillow at Taylor*

Taylor on her next project, Will launched FRIENDS album. All songs are about her friends.

Todrick the tapper
Selena Sexy Sleazy
Karlie Queen of My Heart
Martha Queen Bee
Lily the softy
Abigail red head
Reynolds Family
Camilla and the love affairs
Halsey Bipolar
Cara the player
Brie Captain Marvel
Dianna Lost in Wonderland
Josh, The man I hate.

Bonus track: Grammy's Hoax

Taylor: Satisfy now? Happy now? Everyone happy?

Everyone: 😳 We just kidding, Tay.

GRAMMY: This album concept is the most unique we ever experience and heard. Taylor deserve an awards for this album. FRIENDS is the album of all time.

Taylor: I did this album just for my friends, just for fun, not for you GRAMMY. Keep it your GRAMMY I dont need it.

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F.GIMAN