Joe: I never like Taylor. I swear.

Karlie: Good, we only pay you to be our beard. Remember that.

Joe: Got it. Beard. *scared*

Karlie: But, remember, you can't kiss her on the lips. Get it?

Karlie: If I ever saw you kiss her on the lips.. you will...
*showing the knife*

Joe: I get it. Chill. I know what I am doing. Okay. No kiss on the lips.

Meanwhile,

Taylor punched Joshua on the face.

Taylor: I told you don't kiss her on the lips. You are son of butch.

Joshua: *hold her cheek* *bleed on the nose*

Joshua: But, she kiss me first. I don't do anything. I swear. *scared*

Taylor: You are lying!!! I saw the picture. *punch on the stomach*

Joshua: Ask her. I swear I don't kiss her. She kissed me.

Taylor: I don't believe you. DONT YOU EVER KISS MY GIRLFRIEND AGAIN. SHE'S MINE.

Joshua: *Karlie. Help me.*

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F.GIMAN