Karlie walk in to living room. Karlie with her serious face.
Karlie: Tay, I have something important to tell you.
Taylor sit on the couch, close her book and take out her reading glass. She look at Karlie.
Taylor: What? Why you look so sad?
Karlie: Actually...
Taylor: What is it?
Karlie show the pregnancy test that she hide on her back to Taylor.
Karlie: Here!
Pregnancy test two line.
Karlie: I'm pregnant with Josh's baby.
Taylor: WHAT?!!!! I can't believe this. Are you serious? How could you, Karl..You sleep with him?
Karlie: I'm sorry. It happens once. Don't you happy I'm pregnant. *rubbing her belly*
Taylor: I am supposed to be happy? Are you mad? I'm angry right now. You betray me. You cheat behind my back. You sleep with him.
Karlie: Aren't you happy?
Taylor: NO!
Gigi: Karlie, did you see my pregnancy test. I think I lost it. I remember I put inside my bag. I gonna surprised zayn. Do you see it?
Karlie: Here. Taylor has it.
Gigi: I thought I lost it. Thank god.
Taylor look confused at Gigi and Karlie.
Taylor: what's happening?
Gigi: I'm pregnant. I gonna be a MOM!!! You two were gonna be super gorgeous aunty.*hugging the neck of confused Taylor and Cheerful Karlie*
9 months later...
Karlie: Taylor, I am really pregnant.
Taylor: Hahha. Funny Karlie. Guess what? You pregnant with Josh's baby again.
Karlie: How did you know?
Taylor: I know you play me. you're joking right?
Karlie: I'm serious. I'm pregnant. Im not joking this time.
Taylor: I dont believe you.
Karlie: This is proof.
Karlie give baby scan photo.
Karlie: She is cute right?
Taylor: She?
Karlie: Yes. She. I gonna name her name with your name. Kara Alison Krushner.
Taylor: NO!!!!! Argghhhhhh
Waking up!
Karlie: Taylor...Taylor...!!!
Taylor hug Karlie.
Taylor: I had a bad dream.
Karlie: What is it?
Taylor: That you're pregnant.
Karlie: Yes. I'm still pregnant.
Taylor: What? is not a dream?
Karlie: No. you're fainted just now.
Taylor: Why??? *crying
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I saved all the dirtiest jokes for you.
F.GIMAN
p/s: Hahaa...Im back..finally.. Did you enjoy the jokes??