191: Pregnancy Test

Karlie walk in to living room. Karlie with her serious face.


Karlie: Tay, I have something important to tell you.


Taylor sit on the couch, close her book and take out her reading glass. She look at Karlie.


Taylor: What? Why you look so sad?


Karlie: Actually...


Taylor: What is it?


Karlie show the pregnancy test that she hide on her back to Taylor.


Karlie: Here!


Pregnancy test two line.


Karlie: I'm pregnant with Josh's baby.


Taylor: WHAT?!!!! I can't believe this. Are you serious? How could you, Karl..You sleep with him?


Karlie: I'm sorry. It happens once. Don't you happy I'm pregnant. *rubbing her belly*


Taylor: I am supposed to be happy? Are you mad? I'm angry right now. You betray me. You cheat behind my back. You sleep with him.


Karlie: Aren't you happy?


Taylor: NO!


Gigi: Karlie, did you see my pregnancy test. I think I lost it. I remember I put inside my bag. I gonna surprised zayn. Do you see it?


Karlie: Here. Taylor has it.


Gigi: I thought I lost it. Thank god.


Taylor look confused at Gigi and Karlie.


Taylor: what's happening?


Gigi: I'm pregnant. I gonna be a MOM!!! You two were gonna be super gorgeous aunty.*hugging the neck of confused Taylor and Cheerful Karlie*


9 months later...


Karlie: Taylor, I am really pregnant.


Taylor: Hahha. Funny Karlie. Guess what? You pregnant with Josh's baby again.


Karlie: How did you know?


Taylor: I know you play me. you're joking right?


Karlie: I'm serious. I'm pregnant. Im not joking this time.


Taylor: I dont believe you.


Karlie: This is proof.


Karlie give baby scan photo.


Karlie: She is cute right?


Taylor: She?


Karlie: Yes. She. I gonna name her name with your name. Kara Alison Krushner.


Taylor: NO!!!!! Argghhhhhh


Waking up!


Karlie: Taylor...Taylor...!!!


Taylor hug Karlie.


Taylor: I had a bad dream.


Karlie: What is it?


Taylor: That you're pregnant.


Karlie: Yes. I'm still pregnant.


Taylor: What? is not a dream?


Karlie: No. you're fainted just now.


Taylor: Why??? *crying


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p/s: Hahaa...Im back..finally.. Did you enjoy the jokes??

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