Tribeca. Winter.
Karlie: Tay, what is the date today?
Taylor: it's December 4. Why?
Karlie: Do you remember what day today?
Taylor: Today is Friday. Why you ask?
Karlie: because today is our first kiss aniversary.ย Happy Kissgate anniversary, baby girl. *smooch* *hug tight*
Taylor: oh, babe.... I almost forgot that..
Karlie: it's okay. you also ALMOST FORGOT my birthday too this year.
Taylor: Babe, I never forgot your birthday.... I launch my music video on your month birthday. I'm telling the world you are my TRUE LOVER.
Karlie: Oh babe....you are so sweet. But, you still don't wish my birthday this year.
Taylor: But, I bake you cookies remember. I post it a lot of love shape rice cookies on your birthday. On IG.
Karlie: But, still no wish...Coward!
Taylor: I'm not coward. I am scared.
Karlie: is the same things. What do you scared about?
Taylor: People know I'm gay?
Karlie: it's just birthday wish. Not like you are coming out and say you were gay. One simple birthday wish doesn't kill you, Tay.
Taylor: Are you mad at me?
Karlie: No, of course not. I love you.
Taylor: So, get over it!
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F. GIMAN