Taylor: I was born first.
Karlie: Okay but I confessed first.
Taylor: okay but I asked you out first.
Karlie: Okay but I kissed you first.
Taylor: okay but I asked you to be my girlfriend first.
Karlie upset and getting on one knee: Okay but I proposed first? (show the ring).ย
Taylor: okay but WAIT WHAT??
Karlie:ย Taylor Alison Swift will you be my wife for evermore?
Taylor: Okay you win! Yes I do in million times.
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I SAVED ALL THE DIRTIES JOKES FOR YOU.
F.GIMAN