Kaylor Jokes (Collection)

Madison porter was in a relationship with a mobster but things went left when she found him in bed with a random blond . Devastated. She moved far away .Until they ran into each other in a new city ... will she forgive him?

"It really is a shame that such a pretty face is about to get so fucked up." I say as I run my finger down his jawline."Even more so that it was wasted on an asshole like you." I add."Feel free to sit on it anytime you want, Tesoro." He replies. ***Anastasia Levkin has recently taken the title of Donna of the Russian mafia after her father died. No one knows she exists, let alone is the most feared and deadliest assassin in the world and the new queen of the Russians. When Anastasia goes on a mission to infiltrate the Italian mafia, she believes it will be an easy task - get caught, lie her way into the Italian mafia and destroy them. Simple right? Except things don't always go according to plan. When Vincenzo Medici, the Don of the Italian mafia, catches Anastasia in his warehouse, he falls into her trap and accepts her into his mafia. Using her as an asset... but is that really all she is to him?The question stands: Will blood always run thicker than water? Or are there exceptions?The more time she spends with Vincenzo and his family, the more difficult her decision becomes. ****Book 1 of the Medici series*BEING RE-WRITTEN #1 in Mafia on 21/03/22#1 in Humour on 22/03/22#1 in Gun on 22/03/22#4 in Romance on 21/03/22#1 in MafiaRomance on 08/04/22#1 in Don on 17/04/22#7 in Funny on 15/11/22#2 in Plottwist on 05/03/22#1 in Assassin on 22/02/23#1 in Violence on 26/04/23

"Do you want me?""No""Are you sure?""No"

"The fuck? Girl it's 2020 why hate?""I know what year it is, I have my own calendar" I replied but she just gave me an eye roll. "Just...I just don't like that look of it, I don't know... I don't understand." I said, my voice barely a whisper."Hmm..." She placed her hand on her chin and tapped her lips, "try and kiss me then?" "What?? I just said I don't like the look of two girls together, why would I kiss you?" I backed away a little. "Oh yeah- what about a hug instead?" she asked."I don't like physical contact." "Please?""No.""It's just one second!!""A no is a no."She pouted and stomped her feet and I'm lying if I said she didn't looked cute."fine. One second." I said, keeping my annoyed façade."So... You say yes to my Hug?"I rolled my eyes, my lips failing to hide a smile."I say yes to the hug."-----------------------------Highest Ranking#1 in Girls (10/29/2020)#1 in gxg (7/31/2022)#1 in highschool (7/31/2022)#1 in girls (8/22/2022)#1 in slow burn (2/17/2023)

One shots Reader x Natasha Reader x Wanda and Reader x Wanda x Natasha open for requests :) i'm trying to make sure the reader has as little description as possible but if you'd like me to do more specific reader x character i can doContact me on snapchat @ellejstanson.

"you've got my devotion, but, i can hate you sometimes. test of my patiencethere's things that we'll never know. you sunshine, you temptress." -in which taylor swift escapes her toxic relationship with karlie kloss. but, things take a turn when karlie finds taylor - with their daughter. WRITTEN BY @UPLIFTINGS. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.

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