(Phone text messages)

Karlie: Babe, I did something bad.

Taylor: What did you do?

Karlie: They said I did something bad, but why it feels SOoooo Gooood...

Taylor: Are taking drugs, Karl? I said NO. Never. This is so irresponsible.

Karlie: This is how the world works. now he thinks about is ME!

Taylor: Huh? Are you guys high? Are you with Derek?

Karlie: It's just feels Sooooo Goooood...

Taylor: Karlie, I swear to god. if you taking drugs right now I will report you to police.

Karlie: WHY's IT FEELS SOOO GOOOODDDDD.....GOOOODD...TARARATARATATATAARATATARTARATA........

Taylor: Karlie! I'm coming to get you. Text me your location...NOW!!!

Karlie: MOST FUN I EVER HAD..I'd do it all over and over and over again if I could...just feels SOoooo GOOD!! GOOODD!!!

Taylor: Stop!

Karlie: He say don't throw a good thing....

Taylor: Karlie, stop.

karlie: I don't regret it one bit, cause he had it's coming.

Taylor: Babe?

Karlie:  I FLY him all AROUND THE WORLD. and let them think, they saved me.

Taylor: I guess you're really high Karl.

Karlie: They never see it coming what I do next.

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F.GIMAN