Folklore is coming out. The most confusing album Taylor Swift ever made.

Swifties: OH MY GOD, this album is about JOE ALWYN.

Me: So, who is Betty?

Swifties: Betty is Joe's mother.

Me: Who is James?

Swifties: it's about love triangle between James, Betty and another girl.

Me: So, it is not about Joe?

Swifties: I guess, James is Joe and Betty is Taylor.

Me: So, you are saying Joe is cheating on Taylor. But, you said Betty is Joe's mother. So, he have affair with her own mother. What the fish.

Swifties: it is only theory. Don't take it personal.

Me: Did you know Karlie middle name is Elizabeth. Short name is betty.

Swifties: Thats only coincidence.

Me: While Folklore have so many heartbroken song, like Taylor pushing heartbreaking scene on us. For example, Cadigan, The 1, Exile, Betty, This is me trying, The lakes, Piece, My tears ricochet's, don't you feel it's more sad and melancholy mellow song? Don't you think?

Swifties: Yeah, I agreed.

Me: Is it possible Taylor and Joe are broken? And Taylor found out Joe was cheating.

Swifties: I think Taylor is cheating not Joe. Behind Joe's back

Me: So, you are agree she have love interest with Karlie Kloss.

swifties: No, Taylor is not gay. Don't make folklore a gay album.

Me: I don't say that, but a lot of article from big company said Folklore is queer album.

Swifties: There are just rumors from fandom.

Me: So, in seven and Betty is gay song. Don't you think?

Swifties: How do you know it's gay? Taylor was just seven years old. Seven is about a girl that Taylor know who her father was abusing that girl.

Me: "I still got the love for you" meaning.

Swifties: She love her best friend.

Me: so, you agree that Taylor have crush on her best friend.

Swifties: everyone love their best friend. Joe is Taylor best friend.

Me: Karlie is one of Taylor best friend.

Swifties: Ex-best friend. They are not friend anymore. They are enemy.

Me: So, hoax song is about?

Swifties: Taylor really love Joe, she trust Joe so much. She believe everything Joe said to her even Joe is lying to her. Because she in loved with Joe. She doesn't care.

Me: so, you saying that Joe is lying to Taylor. Why hoax feel like break up song? Make Taylor feel sad about it.

Swifties: Joe probably do something wrong to Taylor. And Taylor accept Joe apologize.

Me: so, illicit affairs? Why Taylor tell about an affairs? Is she having an affairs.

Swifties: Taylor have secret affairs with Joe. They are hiding.

Me: but, leaving the perfume that you choose for him? Who she telling to? Her or him? Clasteine meeting and stolen stares. Secret language, the color that she only see in her secret lover. What is that?

Swifties: I think illicit affairs is about how to be in secret relationship.

Me: secret love hiding from friends too? Why she want to hide her affairs from friends?

Swifties: because she want private relationship.

Me: Taylor is cheating with Joe. Taylor have someone else. Or Taylor teaching herself about cheating. Hiding affairs.

Swifties: it's just a complicated song.

Me: So, in my tears ricochet, the lyrics 'you wear the same jewel as you bury me'

Swifties: Joe wearing jewels that Taylor give him.

Me: I don't see any necklace or bracket or anything that Joe keep wearing. Nothing. Not even ring. Jewels is for women right.

Swifties: Yes, that song is about love triangle. From 17 years old boy's Perspective. Maybe James's perspective.

Me: Did you know Taylor name her character name with Blake and Ryan's daughters, James, Inez and Betty.

Swifties: Yes, I know.

Me: 3 Girls. Is it interesting?

Swifties: Yes.

Me: So, which song is about Joe?

Swifties: All of it.

Me: Even Betty. you sound delusional, Taylor said all her lyrics in folklore is her easter eggs. So find it. And study her lyrics. Folklore is queer gayest confusing album she ever made.

Swifties: STOP SAYING TAYLOR IS GAY.

Me: Yeah, she is Bisexual. Not Gay.

Swifties: Taylor said this album about point of view from 3 different teenager. 17 years old boy.

Me: Yeah, because if she say it POV of her. You will be mad at her. Come back to me, if you have proof that Folklore is not queer album.

Me: Please also study 3 song love triangle song. Cardigan (from betty's POV), Betty (from James's POV) and August (is mistress's POV).

Swifties: Why Taylor make it so complicated. I don't understand.

Me: Just pictures, James is Taylor, Karlie is Betty. That's all. You will understand.

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(August 12, 2020)