Lover album coming out.

Swifties: Lover album is about Joe Alwyn. 113% confirmed.

Joe Alywn: *smile proudly*

Swifties: Taylor must be so in love with Joe. She want to marry to Joe with paper ring.

Me: So, who is the FUCK living in west village? Who is Taylor's west village. that she still worship that LOVE.

Swifties: Joe!

Me: Taylor snuck in garden gate every night in summer just to sealed her fate? Taylor is someone New York City and Her lover is Tay's West Village. Delusional Swifties.

Swifties: Of course, Joe.

Me: Baby doll when it come to a lover? Who is Taylor call baby doll?

Swifities: Joe!

Swifties: Yeah, At least we know who the LONDON BOY is.

Me: I quote 'They said home is where the heart is, BUT That's NOT mine lives. So, Taylor's home is always NEW YORK CITY.

Swifties: Thats because she love New York so much.

Me:Who is SUNSHINE on the street at the parade?

Swifties: Joe!

Me: So, who is 'Living in winter, I'm your summer?' Who is born summer?

Swifties: Joe!

Swifties: It's just metaphor. Joe is born winter. and Taylor is Joe's summer.

Me: They both born in winter.

Me: Why Taylor said she loved shiny things but she married with her lover with Paper ring? Why she afraid to be married now?

Swifties: Maybe she's not ready to get married and have a family. or having a baby.

Me: Congrats, Swifties you are totally delusional. Taylor's dazzling sunshine really blind you.

Swifties: You are delusional to think Karlie Kloss is fucking Taylor Swift.

Me: Why not? You Need To Calm Down as Taylor says. Take this shade. Because it never make you less Gay. Maybe you could see it now. How fucking gay she is.

Swifties: Shut Up!

Me: so, who do you think she saw as Daylight?

Swifties: Joe. He is so bright.

Me: Yeah, you are right.

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I saved all the dirties jokes for you.
Enjoy!

F.GIMAN