Karlie outstation to Paris for Paris Fashion Week. Taylor at Tribeca, NYC.

[texting]

Taylor: I don't wanna live forever.

Karlie: Why you said that?

Taylor: cause I know I'm living in vain.

Karlie: what's wrong babe? Tell me. Are you sick?

Taylor: I'm sitting eyes wide open behind these four walls, hoping you'll call me.

Karlie: I did call you everyday but you don't answer my call babe.

Taylor: it's just a cruel existence like there's no point hoping at all.

Karlie: What are you talking about?

Taylor: Baby, baby

Karlie: Yes babe.

Taylor: I feel crazy up all night. All night and everyday.

Karlie: Babe, why you feel that way? You know, You can talk to me.

Taylor: Give me something

Karlie: What do you want? A present? Just tell me.

Taylor: but, you say nothing.

Karlie: I say nothing? About what?

Taylor: What's happening to me???

Karlie: Babe, you started to make me nervous. What's happening to you?

Taylor: I don't wanna fit wherever.

Karlie: Fit what??

Taylor: I just wanna calling your name, until you come back home.

Karlie: Awww, babe. I will be back soon. But, but today.

Taylor: wondering if I dodged a bullet or lose the love of my life?

Karlie: Babe, I don't want you to die for me. You are not going to lose me.

Taylor: I have been looking sad in all the nicest places.

Karlie: Dont be sad. I will be back. I will come home soon.

Taylor: I see you around in all these empty faces.

Karlie: Babe, do you really miss me that much. Aww.So sweet of you.

Taylor: Now, I am in cab, show me where your places is.

Karlie: Babe, I'm at Paris Fashion Week. You are in New York. Babe, next week I'll come home. I promise.

Taylor: I just wanna calling your name until you come back home.

Karlie: Babe.....stop!!

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