Karlie: Babe, can you be honest with me?
Taylor: About what?
Karlie: Okay, do you still love me?
Taylor: Why all sudden? Why you asking the obvious question?
Karlie: Answer it! Do you still love me?
Taylor: Yes, I do!
Karlie: But, why?
Taylor: Why what? I dont understand you. You asking me, do I still love you. And the answer is yes. I LOVE YOU. I STILL DO. You asking the reason why I still love you? *confused*
Karlie: Lately I feel us get distant.
Taylor: Why you said that?
Karlie: Why you dont sleep at our bed? Why you dont sleep with me anymore...
Taylor: Babe..I dont want...
Karlie: Why Taylor? Why? You dont find me attractive anymore?
Taylor: No. I find you attractive. Its just...
Karlie: Just what???
Taylor: Because I cant sleep beside you...
Karlie: Why?
Taylor: Because you snore and fart when you sleep. I cannot take it anymore.
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I SAVED ALL THE DIRTIEST JOKES FOR YOU.
F.GIMAN
(2 December 2020)