Karlie: Tay, babe. What is the difference between you and the ocean?

Taylor: hmmm....maybe..Ocean are huge...and I'm small...Im human being.

Karlie: Tettt... Wrong...Ocean is ocean. You are Taylor Swift.

Taylor: *Throw the pillow to Karlie's face* *I know the different I'm not stupid*

Karlie: okay..okay..

Karlie: I ask you again, Why Ocean is salty?

Taylor: because it's science?

Karlie: Yes, why. Try harder, Taylor. You are smart person.

Taylor: Okay! because Fish pee in the ocean?

Karlie: *hit her forehead*

Karlie: No, Ocean is salty because all the sweetness goes to you, Taylor.

Taylor: because ocean contain salt mineral.

Taylor: Let me google it for scientific answer.

(Taylor open up google)

Taylor: (typing) Why ocean is salty?

Karlie: *damn it* *why she is so curious*

Karlie: no. no. no. Babe, it was suppose to be my pickup line for you...

Taylor: pickup line? what is it?

Karlie: ocean is salty because all it's sweetness goes to you. Get it?

Taylor: Why me?

Karlie: Because you are sweet!!!!

Taylor: *blur*

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F.GIMAN