Cara: What are you playing karls?

Karlie: I am playing Sims 4. I love this games so much.

Cara: Who is this? You create me too? Why are we fighting? Why we are enemy?

Karlie: Dont be silly, I just want to feel how like to be enemies with you. We can't be best friend in every universe.

Cara: Make us be bestfriend.

Cara: Who is this blonde hair in your house? it look familiar to me? is that Taylor Swift?

Karlie: Yes.

Cara: Why your sims just kiss her and flirt with her. and they are going to your room.

Cara: Oh NO! THEY START HAVING SEX? KARLIE!!!!

Karlie: YEAH. *EVIL LAUGH* 😈

Cara: Woah. You two doing it. Karlie, you FUCKING Taylor Swift?

Cara: But, you are fucking her so many times now. is that not enough for you?

Karlie: NO, I want to fuck her really hard in this games until my sims out of energy. Ahhahahhaa...

meanwhile....

Taylor faint behind Karlie and Cara who playing video games.

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