This is super easy," Gyro flicked the Camras left,right then pulled up the tablet to check the other Camras,"I thought this was supposed to be scary"

"Its only been a few minutes you haven't even been playing that long" you sat in his lap in front of the laptop.

"Hello, hello? Uh, I wanted to record a message for you to help you get settled in on your first night. Um, I actually worked in that office before you. I'm finishing up my last week now, as a matter of fact. So, I know it can be a bit overwhelming, but I'm here to tell you there's nothing to worry about. Uh, you'll do fine. So, let's just focus on getting you through your first week," A static like voice called out from the old telephone.

"Who the hell is that?"

"I dont know, the fandom just calls him 'phone guy', keep listening!"

"Uh, let's see, first there's an introductory greeting from the company that I'm supposed to read. Uh, it's kind of a legal thing, you know. Um, "Welcome to Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. A magical place for kids and grown-ups alike, where fantasy and fun come to life. Fazbear Entertainment is not responsible for damage to property or person. Upon discovering that damage or death has occurred, a missing person report will be filed within 90 days, or as soon property and premises have been thoroughly cleaned and bleached, and the carpets have been replaced."

"I thought you said you never played this before?" He pulled up the cameras and looked through each room, nothing caught his eyes.

"I haven't, Well I watched someone play the first night but I got too scared to watch the rest" you scooter deeper into his lap,your legs were cold.

"Wuss"

"And I sure am proud of it!" You didn't play alot of horror games, but you did like the lore behind it! It was something you wanted to piece together yourself before all the theory videos came out.

"Like I said, wuss- Ow! Stop tugging on my face!" You pinched and pulled at his nose and cheeks.

"Im not a wuss! I just wanted to show you something- what the hell was that?" You looked at the screen,for a split second you could have sworn you saw something flash on the screen.

"I dont know I wasn't paying attention,Iv got a massive baby in my lap right now so I can't even play right" he started aggressively flicking the lights on and off,trying to see how fast he could go before his finger got tired and cramped up.

"For a grown man you sure to complain alot"

"I pay taxes, I'll complain as much as I want"  he went back to violently flickering the lights on and off with his finger.

"Why don't you put your finger to better use for once?"

"Wha- I tried to do that last night and you nearly bit my head off!" He pinched your cheek and stopped messing around with the computer.

"Yeah well it was raining last night,you know I got old lady bones,my joints start hurting when it rains"

"I forgot about that,you and your old lady bones" he start spinning you around in the chair until you popped his wrist.

"Keep spinning me and you'll end up with my dessert on your chest"

"Did you just threaten to puke on me?" He laughed,somewhat confused.

"Yeah I did,now play the game already!"

He'd stopped paying attention after the first night ended.

"When does the scary parts happen? Or is it just creepy music?" His definition of scary and yours were two completely different things.

"Its gets harder, keep going!" You buried your face in his head and toyed with his hair as he tuned out the mindless chatter of the phone guy. When he turned back in he noticed how nervous the recording sounded, there was banging too.

"Wait where the hell is the rabbit?" He just checked the stage, so where the hell was it?

"I dont know, you gotta check" you dragged your hand on neck as he checked the cameras.

"I did and...yo what the hell?!" He could see the duck stareing up at him from one of the other halls,"creepy bastard" he flipped through pirate cove,then the kitchen then back to the stage. The bear was still there but the other two were missing,"___,where the hell are-SHIT!" He flicked on the office light to see the duck staring directly at him, he immediately closed both doors.

"Don't get killed now~ it's a very nasty surprise" you snickered,rubbing your thighs together.

"Shh!" He needed to concentrate the duck or chicken or whatever bird it was had left the hall way. The curtain on the cove had opened up slightly and he could see two glowing eye peering back at him, it was unerving how realistic it all looked.

"Gyro..." you leaned over his shoulder and kissed behind his ear,"come to bed real quick I need you" You'd figured he'd pause the game and come help you with your problem.

"....damn rabbit" Bonnie was peering into the office window and the other door was jammed so he had to wait until the door fixed itself before he close it and look at the cameras. He kissed your knuckles while he played into the next night.

"Hey, come back to bed already I really need your help" you whined, sure it was a little bratty but he liked it.

"Can't, I'll plow you after this" it was only 2 am and now all three animatronics were out and about! That stupid chicken wouldn't leave him alone! Not to mention he was running out of power! "Shit,I'm not going to make it" the power went out leaving the screen pitch black. He wondered if the rabbit or chicken would come and kill him or maybe the bear? That's when a face started glowing out in the hallway and creepy song started play for a moment. That's when Freddy attack,killing Gyro and his character.

"Damn it" he started up the night again.

"Gyro-" he cut you off. Picking you up, kissed your head and promptly tossed you onto the bed and went back to playing fnaf.

....did you just get rainchecked??? Over some shitty animatronics????

"In a sec, let me finish this last night"

You should have never showed him the stupid game.