You woke up to something long and string like tickling your nose.

"Heheh-" the feeling was back again and you swatted it,not really thinking about what was going on,"___, come on~"

You groaned and rolled over,taking Gyro with you over the bed,"ugnghh"

"Come on! Today's my birthday" he flopped on top of your back,it really wasn't his birthday,it was yours! Of course you both knew that.

"Sleep..." you hated waking up early! It was too cold and you didn't want to move! But your stomach, and goofy husband, was demanding that you get up.

"You've slept enough aready! Come on! You over sized cat! We have to do birthday stuff!" He countered.

"Naghhhh don't wanna!" You weren't as warm without him in bed! Pulling the covers back you patted the bed,"come cuddle me~ 'm cold!"

Cuddling was always a fun pass time and you knew he couldn't resist a good snuggling, especially when it was cold!

"No no no,your not tricking me like you did last time! Last week you pulled that and I stayed in bed for four hours!"

"And those were the best four hours of my life!"

"I thought the best four hours of your life was when we got married?"

"No~ I only married you for your horses and your pretty hair" you grabbed his hair and used it as a mustache.

"So what your saying is my marriage is a sham? A farce? A...um damn, can't think of anything else"

you gave a long and loud sigh,"fine i guess I'll get up"

"Good!" He pulled his hair back into a ponytail,"I might have had to beat you up if you didn't!"

Rolling out of bed you flopped onto the floor then shot up,"Are you challenging me? You dare challenge my power!?"

"Oh yes indeed I do dare"

"Post up then" you got into a fighting stance and took a few fake jabs at him.

"So you trying to get folded like an omlet? Its too early for lunch but ok then"! He started playfully swatting at you. He smacked you on the bum thaen ran out of the room.

"Get back- GET'CHO ASS BACK!" Both of you flew down the stairs past the kitchen and out the door! Well Gyro did, you didn't have any pants on.

"Yeahhhh!" He taunted.

"Thats ok! You can just stay out there while I eat the cupcakes and the presents! ...and more cake!"

"You better not eat all that cake! You know what dairy does to your stomach!"

"To late!" You closed the door just as Gyro starting running towards the house. You snatched up a poorly frosted cupcake and ran into the walk in pantry,hiding you watched from the crack as you munched on a vanilla and white frosting cupcake.

"__! You always make everything do difficult-" he walked some where into the living room and you snickered. You heard his boots hit the wooden steps and you relaxed a bit. He would never suspect you of hiding here! You took another bite of your cupcake when the doors suddenly flew open! "AAAAA!" gyro dragged you out by youd legs with a grin on his face.

"Hehe Nyaho! Did you think you outsmarted me?"

"You scared me!"

"Good!" He picked you up and tossed you over his shoulder easily and pulled you over to the couch.

"So do you want to visit your family today?"

You thought about it, did you really want too? You didn't have best relationship with them,"can we just stan in? I dint really feel like being around a bunch of people day" you felt a bit sluggish to be honest," lets get fat together"

"Yeah, lets go soak up carbs" both of you grabbed as many snacks as your arms could carry,"You feel like watching a documentary?" You placed all the snacks you had down onto the floor,you werent really hungry at the moment.

"I'd rather just chill with you but we can" he flopped onto his back and took a sip of the lemonade he'd brought with him from the kitchen.

"Ayyy yes! Snuggling time!" You tossed a blanket over your body and rested your head on his firm chest, playing with his hands as he flipped through the channels,"I want to do this all day"

"I know you giant cuddle bug, all you want to do is sleep and eat"

"a perfect life~ iv got nice food a warm bed and a very handsome Italian that I get to kiss all I want"

"You sure know how to woo a man," He placed a small kiss to your lips, tastings like toothpaste and the lemonade he'd drunk today.

"I knew it- you did drink the last of the lemonade and then put the pitcher back in the refrigerator!" He was good for doing annoying stuff like that!

"Me? Oh I'd never~" he lied through his teeth.

"You jerk," you kissed his head,"why you always gotta steal my drinks? First you steal my heart then my snacks and drinks? You outta put in jail. Burying your head into the crook of his neck. Outsode you could hear the sounds of the window pains shaking from the powerful gusts of wind,"is it wrong that I kinda just want to stay inside and do nothing all day?"

"Nothing wrong with having a lazy day...or a lazy week, lifes rough and its only natural that you feel burnt out on things"

"...but like? Shouldn't I want to spend time with my family? Today's my birthday after all" he ran his hand up and down your back. The large shorts you were wearing were about five seconds from sliding off.

"Theres no rule that says you have too celebrate with family, you don't even have to celebrate with me if you don't want too"

"...I'd rather just spend the day with you, your too warm to let go~"

"You really did just marry me for my body huh? Heh" his legs twitched when you started leaving a bunch of open mouthed kisses on his exposed neck.

"What are you doing?" He tugged at the string on your underwear.

"Nothing," you dragged your hands over his stomach, tugging a few hairs.

"If its nothing then you won't mind if I return the favor?" Gyro didn't mind your teasing, it was cute considering you rarely ever take to flirting. He tugged your underwear down and ran down the valley of your hip.

"Those are thin, be careful!" You whined when he tugged at them.

"They're cheap,I'll get you a new pair" and he ripped the thin in half.

"This is the third pair you've torn" You bit his neck in retaliation, leaving tiny marks up and down his shoulder.

"Hehe," he chuckled and pulled your hips closer to tent letting you grind yourself on the rough fabric of his jeans," You don't seem to be complaining, come on,___,rock for me" he dragged his fingers between your legs.They squeezed together,trapping his fingers.

"You-" your werent expecting such a sharp wave of pleasure!

"You always make cute sounds, do it again" he added his thumb to the mix and grounded his clothed bulge over your already sensitive button,"come on, dont be shy~" he wanted to pay that sound of of you with just his fingers!

"Gyro come on!" You pulled at this zipper,trying to get it undone and failing.

"Oh no you don't birthday girl, this is about you" he grinned into your shoulder, Moving his hips slowly. He wanted you beg, to drag out as many sounds as possible~ He pushed you folds apart and bucked upwards.

"Gyro..A little faster!" You rocked on his fingers. The awful burning sensation had spread across your stomach, it felt pleasantly agonizing in best way possible!

"I cant believe your getting off like this" a small nip at your earlobe,"its cute" he twisted his finger in a 'come here' motion making you jerk and squeeze around his digits.

" 'm not-" you took in a deep breath and came all over his fingers. A bit out if breath your curled up deeper his Gyros neck.

"So cute" your body moved and bounced with his laugher,"we'll have to do this again"

"Hmph, I feel all gross and naked" your discharge was quickly cooling on his pants and your thighs.

"Well come then," he sat you up like the lip noodle that you were,"back to bed with you then"

"Good" you let him carry you all the back up stairs and toss you onto the bed. Getting comfortable you heard the bathroom sink run for a few moments then turn off.

"Here you go messy girl" he threw it at your face.

"Naughhh!" You whined at the warm rag he'd tossed at you. He then flopped into bed with you while you cleaned yourself off," 'Wanna do the real thing next time..." you muttered, sleepy and coming off your sugar high.

"Mmhm, Next time then?"

"Yeah, next time"

A/N: Not my best work