Absolute mess,Honey |Gyro ๐Ÿ‹

Warning:PwP,smut

A/N: I like to pretend I didn't write this BUT EVERYDAY I COME BACK AND THERES MORE OF YOU,WHERW ARE YOU PPL COMIMF FROM?!๐Ÿ˜ญ

"The next rest spot is supposed to be a house right?" Johnny looked at the map,on it were several 'Xs' with different labes such as 'pitstops' 'lakes' and other places Gyro has mapped out.

"Yeah,one of them borderline Mansions kinda houses," Gyro could see a massive white painted house in the distance,"that looks about right yeah? Maybe if we hurry we can get a bath in before others start to show up!"

Oh man did a bath sound right about now! Both men has been travaling for weeks on end with little hot water to bath in,not to mention a home cooked meal!

"God I'm hungry" they had to skip dinner last night too,an unfortunate fight with some pray and a pack of wolves left them with little to no food.

"Dibs on the first servings!" Gyro suddently yelled,taking off down the small hill

"Not a chance!"

By the time the two had made it too the large home a few other horses were already resting in stables and eating,some men were throwing a football back and forth while others were roasting food over a large bonfire.

"Seems lively,hope they haven't run out of food," silding off Valkaries saddle he walked up to the porch where more men were smokeing and playing cards.Pushing the dirty white door open he saw several maids shuffling about,hands busy with plates,cups,blankets and Pillows,he grabbed one of them by the arms, "hey,wheres the man of the house?"

She jerked her head twords the massive kicthen,"In there"

A powerful wave of meat,vegetables,soups,bread and something sweet hit him full force as he stepped into the kitchen where another young woman was currenrly washing some plates,"pardon miss,but do you know where im supposed to find the head of the house?" He let his hat rest behind his head.

You didn't even turn around at the question,your father had gone upstairs to rest while your mother and brother were in the living room sewing up shirts and torn pants,"papa went upsides to rest,I can-" you wiped your hands on your semi damp apron and turned to greet the man only to come face first with chest,"woohwee! Honey your taller than an oak sappling! Your feet would hand right off my bed!" You flirted slightly.

"You can thank my old man now about dinner,my friend needs a wheel chair and I need a big bowl of whatever Is in the oven!" He stepped past you to crack it open,a glass casserole pan and a tin circular pan with what he could assume was cake and something else,maybe a pie?

"Oh! That right! Go on ans grab your self a plate honey,I'll bring your friend in" youd been told that one of the races was paralyzed from the waist down. You made a beeline for the closet hampshire,at the bottom was a nice silver wheelchair you easily carried outside. Sitting it on the ground another sitting on top of a beautiful colt looked down at you with two beautiful blue eyes,"I take it your mister tall,blond and hungrys friend?" You asked.

"I see Gyros already gone ahead of me,that ass!" Shifting his body twords the chair,you had to hold back a rather unlady like wolf whistle,damn he had a fine arch! "Thanks for bringing this out"

"No problem Honey,yah want some help? 'Chairs a lil on the short side"

"Iv got it,thanks" he easily plopped into his new chair with a thud, "this is slow dancer,by the way,he can be a little mean but he shouldn't cause any problems"

"Slow dancer? How pretty! Ill go ahead and put your baby up in the stales with with the others,oh! make sure you wash your hands honey! And keep your hands outta yah mouth" you yelled,walking his horse to the stables,the colt jerked a few times,not happy with being taken away from its rider but with a few loveling strokes you calmed the colt down enough to take all his saddle gear off and hung it on the door with the others.

You briefly wondered if either males had any woman waiting for them back at home or not. You hoped not but with as much cake as both men had it wad very high. But that wouldn't stop you from flirting,especially since papa had laied down and mama was busy,which was something you desperately wanted to do with either blonds.

Walking back to the house you pattet Kiri on the head, she was a collie training to help herd the sheeps, pigs and cows your family raised,"good girl" waving to the men drinking on the porch you quickly stepped back into the kitchen,with as manly men you had in one house leaving the sink alone for even a moment could result in a dish overload! Thankfully by the time you came back no new dishes were added but there were two meals currently sitting at you familys table and you werent thinking about food~

"So you were just going to leave me outside like that while you pigged out? Gee thanks!"

"Yurh ah biegh boeuy Johnny!"

"Chew with your mouth closed!"

Gyro swallowed,"I said! Your a big boy, you can handle your business" then he went right back to eating. Johnny made a face just as soon as you walked back into the kitchen.

"You want anything Honey? We got Shepards pie,some cornbread,ribs,taco soup, fried and baked chicken,mac'n cheese and some cakes I gotta ice" you rewashed your hands and started looking for another plate.

"Uh I'll just have what he's having"

"Some pie'n cheese? Ok honey" grabbing a spoon you placed a nice size pile of food on his plate,"want anything to drink?" You started digging through the refrigerator,looks like you were almost out of koolaid and juice.

"water is fine,can I get some vegetables with this?" He could really go for some beans or fruits.

"Honey,If all vegtables looked like you,I'd be vegan"

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Oh fuck,did you really say that out loud?

Gyro choked on his cornbread,strangling on before he managed to wash it down with some juice,"h-holy shit!" He was not expecting that! Holding his cup tip his green stained lips,Gyro glanced at his friend who was still processing your pick up line,well thats what he assumed was a pick up line.

"I-was that?- are you flirting with me?"

"I dun know Honey,Is it working?"

"....a little" he admitted

"Good,now I gotta go help mama with some sewing,if yah got anything that nee'some fixen we're'n in living room" with that,you took your leave.

Once out of ear shot Gyro busted out laughing,he couldnt get over the '404 error' look on his friends face! He looked so embarrassed and confused! "Oh my god! My sides hurt! Y-you ok Johnny?"

"Shut up and eat Gyro!" The italian laughed again.

In the living room you sat down next to your younger brother who was changing the radio station. Your ma gave you a sudden hard smack on the back of the head,"Ma! What was that for!"

"Moms cain instinct,i bet you were flirting again"

Your jaw dropped slightly,how did she even know about that? Shes been sewing all evening!

"Aw whatever ever! Pass me a needle" you sat down next her and started sewing up a giant hole in someones pants leg," 'sides,they were real cute"

"That mouth ah yours is gunnag to get yah into trouble"

"River did it all the time!" River was your older sister,she was considered the town sweet heart,friendly with everyone until last year.

" 'N where do you think she is now? Running off pregnant with some stranger,lord knows if shes even still alive!"

"Mama! Dont say something like that!"

"Yeah ma,I'm sure River is living up north with a big old family,just like she said she would!" Your brother,Dale added.

"Oh shoot! I forgot about the cake!" Scrambling up you rushed back into the kitchen,the two riders had left,politly washing their plated and cups you noticed as you pulled three cakes out of the over.

Pulling out three jars of icing you covered them chocolate, because its the best favor and set them down to cool,covering them in plastic casing so no bugs or dust would land on them.

Stepping back through the living room you easily got everyones attention,"Cakes done yall help yah selves" a few younger men with sweet tooths got up.

Pushing the screen door up you called out to the boys playing football and tag,"HEY!" Your yelling caught some of their ears,which made them stop and point getting everyone elses attention,"CAKES DONE!"

"Wooo boy you've got some lungs on you" an old gray black haired man commented.

"Mama tells me that all the time!" You smiled closing the door behind you,now was your chance to get something sweet before it was all gone!

Once again for the hundredth time today you beelined right for the kitchen only for the sight of a certain tall blond bending looking for something in the fridge stopped you.

"Whatcha looking for Honey?" You asked,forcing you eyes to meet his green ones.

"I was hoping to get a glass of milk but it seems like your all out"

"Did we," you leaned down to check,"aw honey,its all the way in the back!" You shoved some food around,handing the racer a few plates covered in tin foil to hold while you dug it out,"here you go honey,the last bit of milk,I'll have to go out to the farm and get another tank"

"Need some help?" He offered,casually taking a bite out of the dessert you just made, getting icing on the corners of his lips.

"With the milk? Nah honey,I'm fine but," you grabbed the front of his dusty shirt and pulled him down to his level and kissed the smear of icing off his face,"if you were a cow I'd milk you dry" you pulled away,expecting to get same reacting as his friend,you were sorely mistaken. Stepping back you reached for the butter knife to smear more icing on your slice when a larger hand took the knife from your hand and smears a thick streak of chocolate across your lips.

That was enough to confuse you to point where you almost didn't notice your back hit the refrigerator. A rough hand tilted your head upwards followed by a pair of lips.

"You keep playing around with grown men,Honey, and one of them is going take you up on your offer," he pressed them against your again and again till most of the icing was gone,"I bet you haven't even laied with anyone have you?"

"...n-no-hah!" His lips brushed up against your neck over and over,leaving green stains down your neck.

"Thats what I thought," another,more rough kiss under your sternum forced you to move your head upwards,he laughed a little sending a breeze across your neck that made you shudder,"so sensitive~ all that talk about 'milking' me,you can barely stand up and all I did was give you a lil love" you didn't even notice how hard you were clinging onto to his shirt.

"I-it wasn't even that good anyways,I just lost my balance!" You lied trying save face,"now if you'll exscue me Honey,Iv got some cake to ea-hey!" You didn't notice the unimpressed look in his eyes when he easily dragged you front the kitchen to the bathroom where you were once again pinned to the wall with a cocky look in his green eyes.

"Your still a bit dirty," he was right by your ear now,"after all,its my duty as a guest to help clean the spread right?" He kissed the corner of your lip before going your lips again. You gripped his shirt unconsciously as he pressed harder against your lips and body. The rider nipped at your bottom lip making you gasp enough to brush his tongue up against yours.

Oh

This was different,very different from how river explained it. It was wet and sweet from the icing and now it was getting hard to breath! Pushing on his chest you pulled back,breathing heavily as Gyro wiped away a small,thin string of siliva.

"Look at you,all flustered,I almost feel bad for what I'm going to do to you" he wiped his mouth with the back of his gloved hand then started to unbutton your dress, one wooden button at a time. The butter knife in you hand almost slipped out of your grasp,"You'd better not drop that knife,or else" That threat sent a wave of heat straight to your core.

Your dress hung losely on your shoulders,exposing them to the warm air and falling down completely. A half smirk grew across gyros face at the sight,"No bra? How unlady like"

"I had to work in the field ok?" He took the knife as you continued to defend yourself,"so do-Wah!" The cold blade ran across your chest leaving you in mild shock,there was icing all over your chest,"He-hey wait a secon-mmph!"

His tongue dragged across one nipple and your leg was pulled around his hip so you couldn't escape,oh god you felt wet,already feeling discharge run down your lower lips! He roughly nipped along your chest leaving small bruises until you were completely clean,"you enjoying yourselve sweet heart?" He grinned pulling at your underwear with a harmless snap on your hip.

All you could do was nod.

"You'd look so good riding my dick," he sighed being bold you decided to rub the older man through his pants gently,unsure of what to do. But he took it as teasing,Gyro Zeppeli was not one to be toyed with"Ohh you flithy little girl," he grabbed your wrist,"Im going to have fun breaking you" he in did his belt and released his member.

You suddently felt nervous,You'd never seen one in real life before,you weren't sure if it was going to fit,you scooted back a little but his hands picked you up front the door onto the floor where your dress was luckily keeping it off the cold floor.

"Where do you think your going sweet heart?" He pulled you back by your hips,hot member bruishing against your thighs and kissing under your neck again," I can't wait to see what kind of faces you make when I start fucking you" he rewrapped you legs around his waist grinning at how wet you felt and he wasn't even inside you yet!

The feeling of his already thobbing,red tip already dribbling with pre cum made your cunt clenched excitedly.

"Damn sweet heart,these boy around here must not be enough huh?" He smirked,teasing your entrance, "don't worry,I'll make sure I ruin you perfectly," he started to push in,testing the water before going all the way in,"no hymn? I bet it broke during horse back riding huh?"

You covered your mouth with your hands but nodded none the less he being so rough but gid above did it feel good! A low whine managed to slip past your lips.

"Like it rough do you? You sure you arent a whore?" He asked,coming to a complete stop,"I asked you a question Sweet heart,You'd do well to answer me" he gripped your chin harshly forcing you to make eye contact with him.

" 'm not a whore,keep going please honey? Im begging you"

"Then beg,beg for mr.Zepplies dick to fuck you nice and hard"

You gasped trying not to be any louder than necessary while trying to get your thoughts together.

"Tic toc sweet heart, I'll pull out and leave you here,you don't want that do you? You want Mr.Zepplie to give you some cream right? To go with your milk?" He forced you to look down where you bodies were connected,there was a small bulge of skin. Oh gods above was he really that big?!

"I-I want it,please! Its so good!"

"You gotta be specific sweet heart, tell me what 'it' is and I give it to you"

"Your d-d-," you couldn't get the words out,you were never this vulger before "I want your dick" you whispered.

"Hmm? Didn't catch that last bit" it was taking everything in him not the plow you into the ground.

"Please,honey I want you dick! I want it do-AH! Hah! wait- Gyro! Mmph!" You had to cover your mouth and bite your lips to keep from whining out.

He'd thrown your legs over his shoulder,bucking in and out of you like a lost lover,"thats all you had to say,Sweet heart," he grunted, "look at you,all nice and tight for me, I bet you'd look even better on your knees~"

"Knees?" You somehow managed to spit out.

"Yeah I bet Johnny would love a tight lil thing like you," he gave a rather hard thrust and nearly came at the sight of your face," never mind,fuck Johnny, I'm definitely not sharing you"

"Harder,honey,d-deeper! I want you so deep inside me it hurts!" Looks like your true colors were showing,a horn little thing that wanted to be brutly fucked.

"Yeah,yeah I hear you sweet heart," he picked up the pace,"Im gunna ruin any other man for you,Your only gunna want my cock inside you for the rest of you life,you hear me?"

"Mmph! Ah!" You nails were digging i to his back until he suddently decided to pull out completely, "honey,noooo come backkkkk!" You whined,legs spread wide open with pre cum dripping out. He pulled you up and bent you over the sink and sunk back inside your cunt,"yes! Just like that!" You buried your head in your arms,unable to hold yourself up anymore,"mmmph! Mmph! Ah-HAH! oh!"

"Feels good dont it?" You nodded,feeling the burning sensation get hotter,"good girl,you taking it so well" his thrusts were getting slower but there was more power in them until came to a stop and all you could feel was ropes of hot cum filled your cunt up. He rested his chest ontop of your back,tired from more than just riding all day,"I cant wait to see you fuck youself on my cock,sweet heart" he started kissing the back of your neck.

" 'm Tired honey" you sighed,feeling his semen slowly dribbling down his shaft and out of your hole.

Gyro wiped a bit droll off his now greenless lips and looked down at his work,you couldn't even hold youself up properly,which means you'd be walking with a limp the next day. Grabbinf a small towel he wet it and wiped his face off,then your own before moving to your lady bits,trying to clean out his spunk then cleaning his rod off and stuffing himself back into his pants,scooping you up he pushed the bathroom door open,the sun had already set and every one was either asleep resting or up on the porch smokeing.

He really didn't feel like hunting down a maid to find your room and you could hardly speak without mumbling your words so he went to go find Johnny somewhere on the first floor.

"Pst,hey! Johnny! Open the door for me!" He whipser yelled down the hall,knowing the stand user would always have an ear out. It took a few minuets for the door to crack open but when it did he pushed the door open and quickly closed it behind him,gently placing the sleeping woman in his bed.

"Gyro?"

"Yes Johnny?"

"Who is this?"

"The man of the houses youngest daughter"

"Why does she look like shes been fucked six ways into sunday?" Gyro only smiled,"I can't believe you sometimes"

"What you jealous? She took me better than I thought she would,a little glutton for pain," he climbed into bed after removing his boots and placing his hat on the small night stand between the two queen sized beds,spooning the small woman easily she turn twords him and rested her head on his chest,"If your nice I just might let her ride you,maybe even ruin her throat~"

"Is she really that good?"

"Mmhm,like you wouldn't believe," Gyro placed his finger near her lips and she starts slightly sucking on it unconsciously.

"I guess I'll have to see for myself," he pushed his legs back into bed while Gyro laied on his back with a young flirty woman by his side.

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