This Mossling asked: May I request some fluff with Caesar? Preferably where he's friends with the reader and doesn't lay on all the mushy romantic stuff he does with others? Thank you!!

You just happened to see that mop of blond hair when passing by that early Sunday morning. Your cute little tortellini! He was inside talking to a very,very tall and well built looking foreigner. You could see him reach for his pocket,an old habit from his thuggish days that he could never get himself to break. Maybe you should surprise him? It had been a while since you spoke to him after all!

Slipping inside the restaurant you quietly made your way behind him,the foreign man glanced at you,about to say something before you put a finger to your lips.

"-whats the matter Jospeh? Cat got your tongue?" Ceaser taunted,he crossed his legs and reach for his wine but you intercepted by wrapping your arms around his neck from behind.

"Long time no see my little tortellini!" You pressed a greeting kiss to cheek,"are you making friends?"

"___!" He stood up and immediately scooped you up,"its been so long! How have you been?!" The smile on his face never failed to brighten your day!

"Iv been fine! Ita you im worried about! How girls hearts have you broken since we've last spoken?" You scolded.

"That is- well-"

"Yeah cheese ball,how many brothers and fathers have come for your head?" The foreigner asked with a mocking tone.

"Shut it jostar!"

"Thats Mr.Jostar to you!"

Uh oh,it was time you stepped in again,"well,Mr.Jostar, would you mind if I steal him from you? I haven't spoken to my little tortellini in a while!"

"Yes,Its good to finally be in some good company"

"Get back here and say that to my face cheese ball!" The American yelled, you waved goodbye but he still seemed annoyed although he did have the courtesy to wave back.

"You two must be close" you said as the blond held the door open for you.Outside the sky had turned a rather grin gray as it started to sprinkle,"thank goodness I brought my umbrella and rain boots today!" You opened up your rather small umbrella.

"I knew I should have checked the forecast, anyways me and that idiot are not friends! I cant stand him!"

"Aww don't say that CeaCea! I think you two could become great friends! Remember how we were when we first met?"

Yes he remembered is clearly,"I almost based your head with my wrench...Did I ever apologize for that?"

"This makes the 8th apology but its fine Ceacea, water under the bridge! Besides I was the one who tried to mug you"

"I still don't know where you managed to get a gun" back then you were a wild thing,almost as bad as him! Maybe thats why you both got along so well?

"Thats a secret ill take to my grave!" You handed him the umbrella,"Oh I dont think this is going to be big enough for the both of us"

"Mmm oh! Do you want to climb on my back?" He offered.

"Oh? I thought I was to 'obese' ?"

"That was years ago! Your still clinging onto that!?" The warm rain was coming down even harder but he still stopped for you to jump on his back, you weighed almost nothing.

"Oh yeah,I remember when you called 'Pig faced bitch' 'ugly whore' and what else-"

"Ok! Ok! Thats enough!" He sighed,he really wasn't proud of what he'd done and said back then,"im sorry"

"I know! I just love messing with you~ but I was no better, Remember that time I tried to hang you in your sleep?"

He winced and rubbed his neck,"yes and I still get shivers everytime you come near me with a rope"

You both laughed at the awful memories,"Im sorry about that,we were such little terror growing up,now look at us! A play boy with deadly sunlight bubbles and a black smith, I'm honestly surprised we're still alive at this point"

"Things were so wild back then...do you still live in that small little house? By granny mimi's?" Granny mimi was an old mafioso who had a nack for taking in strays,like you and Ceaser, and giving out ass whoopings and long Letcher. Both of you loved the old hag though,she'd always been then when neither of you had a place to go.

"Yup,and you know she's going to tear into you for not visiting right?" He froze at the cross walk and made a horrifed face. Granny Mimi was just as,if not more, scary as Coach Lisa Lisa. They were two woman he never wanted to piss off!

"Lord have mercy on my soul"

"Haha! Shes gunna get you good Ceacea!" You squeezed your legs around him a big tighter," she is going to chew you out!"

"___,please don't remind me!" He groaned,waiting for a car to hurry up and drive past. The silver car was getting way to close to the sidewalk,making Ceaser back up but unfortunately he didn't back up fast enough. The car had purposefully ran a massive puddle filled with trash and all sorts of gross liquid. The splash got you both and a bunch of other pedestrians,"those bastardos! Li farò a pezzi!" He yelled,pissed off and spitting gross street water out of his mouth.

You were fuming as you slid off Ceaser back,taking the umbrella from his hand you started stomping on it till it became a mess of sharp and broken wires,"Let go hunt the fuckers down" you swore, that polite and generous personality was no where to be found on either of you and Ceasers faces.

"Ladies first"

" my,what a gentleman you've become!" You smiled,pulling out his old Brass knuckles that you could never seen to get yourself to leave behind,"lets go make them swallow some teeth~"

And just like the good old day,the both of you were off to go make some people bleed.