This Mossling asked: May I request some fluff with Caesar, preferably where he's friends with the reader and doesn't lay on all the mushy stuff he does with others? Thank you!!!

"We're minors!! Stop! Please! Just let us go!" One of the teens yelled,he was bleeding from his nose while dragging his friend,the one who was driving, away.

"Ehh? I didn't even get to bring out our old friend!" You pocketed your brass knuckles and moved to pull out Ceaser's old wrench.

"Please! We're sorry! We won't do it again!"

"Alright,thats enough," the blond looked at the two teens and made a jerking motion with his head,"get out of here"

"And if you snitch I'm busting your fucking ankles and tossing you into the ocean!" You yelled as the ran back to their car.

"I havent seen that face in years,I'm amazed you can still scare people shitless like that!" He dug for a small handkerchief and handed it to you,"you've got a little blood right there" he mimicked that spot on his cheek.

"Yeah thanks," you wiped the blood away," we still have to go seen Granny mimi" Ceaser Groaned.

"Do we have too?"

"The longer you wait the more mad she's going to be~" you dragged out the 'e' in a singy song like tone.

"She's almost as loud as that idiot Joseph!" He sighed,"very well, lets get this over with"

You patted him on his back,"aww poor baby,don't worry,I'll make you some lunch after she's done" now umbrella-less both of you decided to stop caring about getting wet. You stomped into a puddle near the cross walk you'd both been standing at before the teens had driven past.

"Ah yes,thank you for that,as if I'm not wet enough already" his shoes were completely drenched,making it a bit hard to walk.

"Oh a little more water won't kill you, anyways what do you want for lunch?"

"Soup? that sounds perfect right about now" the old woman's house was slowly coming into view.

"I could totally go for some soup too,that will really keep us warm" the thought of going back home and getting some good food and company was already being to warm you up. Granny Mimi had some mystical ability to make the whole house feel warm and alive!

"Your thinking about it too? When we both ended up in grannys care that night?"

"Yeah,I dont think I'd ever felt more at ease! Maybe it's cause granny was just as rotten as us but I really do miss the feeling"

You both walked in pleased silence until her gate came into view, "think she'll be mad?"

You squeezed his hand, "absolutely" pulling out your keys you entered the warm house,the smell of food being cooked over the stove made Ceasers stomach bark," Granny Mimi! Guess who came for a visit?!"

A head of whispy silver head peaked from the kitchen,"If its that bastard sales man tell to get his scrawny ass on! Before I get my gun!"

"Its me gran- OW! MIMI! OW!" The moment ceaser rounded the corner he was attacked by the old Italian lady with a very hot spatula.

"And where have you been pretty boy?! Off canoodoling with a bunch of random woman!? I ought to get my belt and give you a good lashing!"

You couldn't help the smile growing on your face,ahhh just like the good old days! You could practically see the younger version of you and Ceaser getting smacked by what ever Granny mimi could reach at the moment,be it a book or even a chair!

"I came here to say hello! Not get beat!" It was so funny seeing a male as tall and strong looking at ceaser get beat by an old lady.

"Aw shut up! Iv hit you with worse! __,did you bring the milk?"

Your eyes widened and you started to sweat,"uh well you see what had happened was- GRANNY NO!" she reached for the closest object to her left,which was the refrigerator door handle and lunged at you.

"You had one job! All I needed was some milk for these damn brownies!! Now what are we going to eat after dinner huh?!" She swatted you on the leg and back.

"Im sorry! Granny! I'll go get some later please!"

The one eyed lady spat some tobacco into her cup,"yeah you better" and put the door handle on the refrigerator,"now go shower,the both of you! Yall smell like wet dog!" She swatted both of you on the rear for good measure!

"So looks like we both got an butt whooping huh?" You laughed,following him into your room.

"I was expecting her to get with the chair to be honest"

"Oh yeah, she did throw a chair at that one guy!" You dug around for some boxers and shorts you usually kept incase Ceaser ever came over to spend the night,"iv got these old thing here!" You chucked the underwear at his head.

"Gee thanks" he pulled them off his wet hair.

"Your welcome!" You started to dig for your own underwear and Pj's,"but I'm going first so you can set your wet self down"

"Then why did you throw me the cloths? If anyone should go first it should be me!" He crossed his arms,"after all I did take the full force of that splash"

"You liar! We both got splashed!"

"Well I'm taller so there!"

"That literally does nothing you- ok how about we rock paper scissor for it?" He turned to you and held out his fist.

"I'll allow it,ready? On three!"

"One"

"two"

"three-GOD DMAN IT!" you yelled,you'd thrown rock while he threw paper,"One more time!"

"Um no,you lost fair and square" He patted your cheek and you tried to bite him,"temper temper,___" he walked to the door with a stupid little bounce in his step.

"Oh and Ceacea?"

"Hmm?" He glanced back at you.

"Its good to have you back"

He only smiled and closed the door behind him. It was good to be back.