Two bastards in love | Dan

You were pacing again,Dio noticed. It was a habit you had when you were worried. Your slightly heeled feet hit the cold stone floor of the library. You dusted off book after book as Dio read on in blue candle light.

"Your pacing again,___ tell me, what has gotten you all in a tissy?" He asked, already knowing in answer.

"Ah! Were my foot steps bothering you my boss? I'm sorry," you stepped onto the carpet, "I'm just worried about Dan is all"

Ah yes, the lovers, it was a very powerful stand that could easily kill anyone with the simplest of movements!

"Worried that mouth of his will get him into trouble?" He motioned you over.

"Yes,He has no filter and a bad personality to match but..." you couldn't help but worry for him and that went for everyone! You still had to check on Miss.Mariah too, the poor woman had gotten crushed under a bunch of heavy metals and you still needed to go change her bandages!

"That is true," he rose up,towering over you he placed his hand on your head,"if its bothering you so much then be my guest,go check up on him if it will finally put your mind at ease" he said petting you head like a child.

"Really?! Thank you boss! I'll leave as soon as I finish taking care of Miss.Mariah! Thank you again!" You practically flew out of the library but not forgetting to give pet shop his daily treat, you took the stairs up two at a time all while making sure your dress never flew upwards to flash any potential passer by like Oingo. The last thing you needed on your mind was accidentally flashing and scarring the small kid.

Knocking on the ladies door you poked your head in. The lamp was on and she was reading. Hair pulled into a loose low ponytail with pillows to support her messed up back. She looked up at you and waved,her that was still hurting but it was nothing a few pain killers couldn't fix!

"Are you feeling any better? Miss.Mariah?" You asked,she'd finished her cup of water and lunch.

"A bit yes," she whispered putting her book down.

"Well I came to give you another blue tear for the day and change your bandges," you pulled open the medical kit from the desk and pulled out more gauz and medical scissors.

The older woman, pulled her long night gown over her head and let you get to work on changing the mange bandages that covered her body,"Im going to go look for Dan so I won't be here all day,N'doul and Darby should be around too"

"Thank you," she said crunching on the Cresent shaped blue crystal like fruit your stand made.

"No problem, I'm just gald I can do something, is that too tight? Too loose?" You asked,bagging up the trash.

"Its fine,thanks" she gave you a bit of a smile as you vanished to go fill her cup up with more water.

As you desended down the stairs you almost tripped over a bump in the carpet,"stupid carpet,I thought I smoothed you out!" Taking out the trash you fixed the injured woman some ice cold water and returned to her room.

"I shouldn't be gone too long, if anything happens let me know!" You said placing her drink on her dresser. She nodded at you as your stand,Wakfu,created a blue ringed portal to the last spot you heard Dan was going.

When you jumped out you were in the streets of a city's name you couldn't pronounce,you weren't native to this land after all.

"Now where could Dan be?" You smooth out your long navy blue dress and looked around frmor anyone who looked super irritated and mad. Thats usually the kind of atmosphere he created, unfortunately, which sucked because he was really cute!

"I wouldn't do that If I were you J-" the sound of fist hitting skin and a loud yell caught your attention,that usually ment Dan was near by.

"Dan!" He'd gotten himself sucker punched in the face! Surrounding him was the group lord Dio had been trying to kill for weeks now! They were all giants! But thats not what you were there for, you came to check on Dan and to make sure he didnt get himself killed like N'doul almost did.

Shifting into nurse mode you lifted his chin and inspected his face. The punch to the face had sent him flying into a nearby window "Geez!" You pulled him out of the rubble,"Will you stop egging people on like that?!" You pulled out a handkerchief and wiped away the blood.

"Aww worried about me princess?" He flirted,sitting down in his chair," dont be, Iv already explained to them my stand,their as good as dead!" He was always so cocky and sure of himself and while it was a good trait to have Dan took it to another level.

"Why!? You could easily just- Dan you idiot!" You rolled up a magazine and started swatting him with it, Dan could have easily killed everyone last one of them and yet here he was,playing with his food again!

"Hahah! Calm down ___, I know what I'm doing," he smirked,taking another sip of his tea,"if you'd let me finish first you meat heads would realize that my stand,the lovers is one of the most powerful stands ever but also the weakest,it can't hurt you but If I inflic any type of damage to myself that damage is reflected back at whom ever I choose! Right now the Lovers is inside you! Joseph joestar! And its nibbling away at your brain! Waiting for the flesh bud to mature and kill you!"

"Bastard!" Polnareff swore

Jotaro didnt move,well thats what I seemed like, in the blink of an eye Jotaro had reached out,aiming for Dans face again only for his red head friend to hold him and star platinum back.

"Calm down Jotaro! If you attack him now you just might up killing Mr.joestar!" Kakyoin grunted,it took just about everything in him to hold Jotaro back.

"Yeah Jotaro! You don't want to kill your sweet old 'jiji' huh?" Dan laughed.

"Your going to get yourself punched in the face Dan, just do your job already" you never understood why he would drag things out.

"But isn't this so much fun?" He counterd standing up.

"Polnareff, Mr.joestar, come with me I have an idea!"

"Good cause I haven't got any!" Joseph groaned,his chest hurt like hell,he knew his grandson could pack a punch but holy shit did it hurt!

"Jotaro,Dont do anything rash!" Kakyoin yelled as the three of them ran off to conceive their plan.

"And then there were three," he dug through the teens jacket and pulled out his wallet,Jotaro caught his wrist
,"ah ah ah Jotaro,even the smallest amount of pain is doubled!" He let go of his wrist," now I dont know about you ___, but I am rather hungry" be pulled some money out of the kids wallet.

"Dan,really?"

"What? Jotaro dosent mind! Right Jotaro?" He walked to a vendor selling cooked chicken on a stick,"see its fine!" He turned his back to you both to pay.

Jotaro made violent strangling motions with his hand and you giggled slightly and pulled out your own wallet,discreetly passing it into the tall high schooler hand.

"I didn't bring much with me so I can only cover for Dans tab, think of mine as a 'favor' "

Jotaro looked at you, surprised at your nice gesture and pocketed the money without saying a thing.

"One for you, my lady" Dan said with a poor 'rich English man' accent," come along Jootingtin"

You busted out laughing,"Dan your awful! The moment this kid gets a chance he's going to beat the spit out of you!" You held up the stick to him," here,It was bought with your money you should eat it"

"Whattttt? Princess! I got it for the both of us to share!"

You shook your head,"no,you just leeched off him,Here you go Jotaro" you were surprised he took the food,quietly eating it with a smug look on his face and Dans irritated face.

"Lets go for a walk,Its boring just sitting here" he popped his fingers leading you and Joatro, around the small block," you know besides the food here there are other beauties"

"Oh? Like what? The dog crap you almost stepped in?" You moved him out of the way before he stepped in it.

"Damn mutts, and no not the dog shit,that would be Jotaro,"

"Dont be mean to him! I'm sure he's a nice kid!"

Dan stopped in front of jewelery store,inside were long cases filled with shiny gems,gold and silver,"I ment here,your beauty out shines everything here"

"Oh my god that was awful! Who told you that would work on me?"

"No one, but is it working?"

You smiled him," a little bit"

"Then I'll keep doing it" you shook your head, for someone with such a bad personality he sure was a flirt!

Looking through the glass windows you made your way around the store,looking at all the polished stones,rings and bracelets. They were all so pretty! Especially the fire opal! You were tempted to steal them,maybe not all of them just a few rings.

"This guys stealing!"

You snapped your head up and all too quickly Jotaro is being man handled by a bunch of equally tall men.

"Do you know what we do to thieves around here?!" One of them yells in his face. Jotaro clenches a fist,read to pummel anyone who try something,"we beat the shit out of'em!"

"Jotaro~ you'd better not defend yourself! Or else your dear jiji might end up with a broken leg or worse!"

You could see the rage build up in the teens eyes as he's kicked to the ground and beaten for a few minutes.

You grimaced at the sight,one of them had kicked him in the mouth,making him bleed.

"Really Dan? You are such an ass" you scoffed,looking at your freshly stolen ring.

"Oh come on! It was funny!" He wheezed,smoothly resting his hand on your hip,"come on,lets get out of here"

You rolled your eyes but followed him anyways,"what the hell did you even take?"

"This bracelet,I figured I'd get it for you as a gift"

"A gift? Really? You cant take something and give it to me and then call it a gift" you laughed,Dan really was something else.

"Well if you dont want it then I'll just sell it or something"

"No no,I want it,you know I love shiny things!" You slipped his 'gift' into your pocket.

"You've always loved shiny things huh? What are you a dragon?" He flirted, pulling you closer,"your like a crow,always watching and waiting with those big, beautiful eyes"

"Aww how sweet, I think I might throw up" you teased,coming to a stop. Jotaro was a few feet behind you two,clearly pissed off judging by the vein throbing in his neck.

"Careful Jotaro, you get any more pissed off you might just burst a blood vein," Dan said,placing his other hand on your hip, pulling you chest to chest,"anyways,___, dont I get a little 'thank you' for our first date?"

"D-date? Dan you-" you laughed again,burying your face in his chest. This asshole has been doing nothing but tormenting the people he was sent to exterminate and he had the audacity to call this a date? "You're lucky I have a thing for assholes with pretty eyes and big tittes" you sighed pecking him on the lips. You'd only ment for it to be sweet and short but it seemed your fellow stand user had other ideas.

Holding your chin upwards he nipped at your bottom lip, the sudden action made you gasp.

"N-not in public" you pulled away, slightly out of breath and rather embarrassed.

"Fine then,Later when we get back to the mansion?"

You huffed," fine" behind you,Jotaro chuckled.

"And what are you laughing at?" Dan glared at the Japanese student.

"You think your going back to Dio? By the time I'm done there won't be anything left of you," he said closing his note book and putting a pen away, "everything you've done I'll return it too you ten fold,just like you did to jiji"

The smirk on the teens face must of really missed Dan off. Dan kicked a metal pole near a ravien with dirty water flowing.

"You son of a-" Jotaro lifted Dan up by the collar of his shirt.

"Remember your place Jotaro! I'm sure Joseph is cradling a nice broken leg right about now,If he isn't dead already!"

You rolled your eyes,Dan hated not being in control not to mention he was a total sadist that got off on injuring other people.

"Can you not Dan? For 5 seconds? Hm" you felt a muscle pull in your foot,yeah it was time you sat down for a while,"Im going to go sit down" you looked around for a place to sit,it seemed you three had walked out of busy streets and onto a more quieter path.

"What are you talking about? We have a perfectly good seat right here,Jotaro lay across the gap for us"

"You must be out of your God damn mind of you think-" The younger joestar doubled over in pain when Dan sucker punched him in the gut.

You sucked in a breath,"ohhh shit,you good man?"

Jotaro only glared at you as Dan yanked on his chain,"you seem to keep forgetting whos in charge here dumbass! Or else poor jiji might just end up with a broken arm"

You could see the absolute hatred in Jotaros eyes but the teen did it none the less.

Smirking Dan stood on Jotaros back,boucing a little as he did,"Damn,my shoes got dusty" he complained and grabbed Jotaros hat,using it to dust his shoes off with before dropping it in the dirt.

"Here you are,a perfectly good seat!" Dan stood on the massive teens back," although I'd prefer it if you sat here" he pointed to his and covered your face in embarrassment.

"Im not walking on a 17 year olds back Dan and you might want to get off him because I can see his friend coming back" you warned,drawing a large circle in the dirt as the enemy got closer.

They started yelling about how they defeated Dans stand by shrinking their own stands down it microscopic levels, which you didnt even know was possible.

You made a bunch of fake hand signs just as Jotaro pulled a fist back,ready to pummel Dan into the dirt,just like he promised only for you stand,Wakfu to open a portal underneath his feet and drop him back off at the mansion.

"Where the hell did you send that bastard?!" Jotaro yelled picking you up by your collar.

"First of all put me down, second of all get out of my face your breath smells bad and third of all I have a body to bury so you all should be heading out before more stand users come" you warned, in reality no one else was coming today besides Dan, but they didn't know that.

"Dont let her go Jotaro,I'm going to use my purple hermit to see if I can find out Dios exsact location" Joseph said,his stand curling around his arm

"Are you sure you want to do that? Mr.joestar?" You asked, pulling Jotaros finger away from your neck, "I might just have a fleshbud inside me too and look around,all your yelling has pulled alot of attention"

The crusaders looked around and sure enough there were a lot more people than before whisper among themselves.

"Damn,shes right" Joseph swore.

"Not to mention your four giant man from out of the country, surrounding one female? I could easily play the victim rape card so lets make this easier hmm? I'm not a fighter so you'll never have to come across me, " unless they managed to reach the manor which you knew they wouldnt.

"Bastard...fine,let her go Jotaro, there's nothing we can really do"

"What? After all I went through? Hell no!"

You snickered and backed up,You'd have to go find Enyaba's body and go cremate it.

"Well gentlemen,you're more than welcome to help me find Miss.Enyabas body" you said,hands behind by your sides. The last thing you wanted was for one of them to attack you out of bad nerves.

"So thats it? We're just going to let her go?" Jean questioned, his silver chariot floating by.

"Well Polnareff,there isn't much we can do, besides," Joseph looked at you, "I get the feeling we wouldn't be able to catch you even if we tried"

You grinned,"Right you are Mr.Joestar! If you tried to stop me I'd take off your left hand!"

The old man sighed," lets go get her body then-ow!" He winced at the sharp pain in his leg.

"I see The Lovers did a lot of damage to your leg," you dug into your pocket and pulled out a small Wakfu tear and offered it to the limping man, "think of it as my payment for the food"

They all blinked at you," you dont really expect me to take that do you?" Joseph pointed at the small blue tear, it gleamed brightly in the sunlight.

"Rude! Here I offer you something to take the pain away and this is the thanks I get?" You sniffed, following them to the car.

"How do I know its not posioned?"

"Yeah, that could easily be a bomb!" The red head mention.

"Oh please! If I wanted to kill you lot I would have done by now!" You slipped the edible stone into his pockets,patting it as you sped up; You could see Enyabas body lying in the dirt," well do what ever you want with it,its edible, kinda like rock candy" you made a dirt circle with your back turned to them before looking over your shoulder," and Id head home if I were you, death and despair usually follow anyone who follows a Joestar, Bye Bye!" You waved and let your stand swallow you and Enyba whole.

When you opened your eyes you were standing in the stair case that led up to Dios room. Stepping over Enyaba's body you knocked on your bosses door.

"Come in,___"

You pushed the heavy door open and poped your head inside the dark room,"Hi boss! I brought back Miss.Enyabas body, what do you want me to do with it?"

"I already have Vanilla taken care of her," he rose from the chair," and while your here,make me another tear for me yes?" He placed his massive hand on your head,"they've become my favorite snack as of late"

"Right away!" You said squeezing your hand together flat,between your palm glowed a soft bright blue and you handed the man his favorite treat," have a good day boss" he patted your head with a hidden smirk and closed the door.

Glancing down the stairs you could see that Enyaba's was indeed gone.

"Fancy meeting you here beautiful," and there he was. Dan was leaning on the banister.

"There you are," you grabbed him by the hand and dragged him to the door.

"Miss me already beautiful?"

"Shut it asshole,you're taking me on a proper date!"

"As you wish~" he grinned and closed the door to the masion behind you

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