Fishy baby | Pesci

"Come on mamoni! Don't be a pussy!" Formaggio shoved the more timid member forward into the strip club.


"But I really don't want to! Can't I just go home already?" He begged, he didn't feel all that comfortable in such a...lewd place,besides what if...they came out? His cover would be blown!


"Yeah,Prosciutto told us to turn you into a man, and what better way to do that is by join to a club?" Illuso flanked the shorter man on his left while Formaggio was on his right, Melone brought up the rear.


"Guys come on!"


Unfortunately for him, the three had already pushed him inside the large booth. He sat at the table nervously and sipped on his bottled water.


"Why so nervous mamoni? Is just a couple of hot woman, nothing scary about that" Formaggio questioned, he'd seen pesci nervous and scared but he really looked like he was about to piss himself.


"Well unless they're ugly" illuso said into his water as he looked at the small menu, they had chips and snacks for sale,maybe he'd get the simply salted ones?


"Its just I don't- I can't really see myself here actually," if he was telling the truth he'd rather be at the warf fishing with his lady friends,but they were working tonight so he wouldn't be able to see them.


" if you really don't want to be here Pesci, You can leave,we won't stop you" Melone promised, he didn't want to force the man into something that made him uncomfortable.


"Thanks, I really just want to go home and-" His eyes met yours and that split second he wanted scream.


"Hello boys~ nice to-" you stopped youself and looked at the man in front of you,"Pesci baby!!!" You sat the tray of water and snacks down and basically tackled the man into a hug,"We missed you! How come you never come and visit us anymore?" You asked, a bit offended, you worked part-time as a fisherman and service worker, you and your other gal friends all worked together on both pier and club,"Girls! Pesci baby came to visit us!"


"Pesci baby?!" Taila asked, popping her coffee colored head out from a curtain.


"He's here?! He never comes here!" Tianna yelled from the storage room.


"He's here?" There was another gasp and soon another body landed in the stand user's lap,"Pecsi!!!" Anereth, a red head came and started planting kisses all over the timid man's cheeks,leaving a trail of lipstick as she did so.


"A-Anereth!" He struggled to keep both of you in his lap, with her wiggling and you messing with his hair it was getting hard to keep balance!


"Did you use that shampoo I told you about? It will really make your hair grow out!"


"Wait,___ did you check what type of hair he has?" Taila asked bringing in some snacks. She herself had long,waist length,black hair that she took great care in tending too. Standing behind pesci she messed around with his hair,"You have to know how well someone's hair takes to getting nutrients"


"But look at it, Mama Cole works for everyone! Plus it's cheap!" You replied.


"You still use Mama Cole?"


"Shut it Anerath! It's good"


"A-ah ladies?" Pesci could feel the shocked and confused stares of his team mates, this was exactly what he DIDNT want to happen!


"So mamo- Pesci, I didn't know you had friends" Formaggio caught himself


"Its not what it looks like!"


"Prosciutto would be very pleased with you, why don't I take a picture?" Melone offered.


"Dont-"


"Yeah let's all get one" Formaggio snickered,this has to have been the funniest thing he'd ever seen in his life.


"Guys No! Come on! Ewugh!" You kissed the side of his head while Anareth kiss his other cheek while Taila stood behind him,chest pressing up against his head. Tianna had stolen the camera and took a shot with just the five of them.


"We definitely have to save this!" Tianna sent the picture to her computer


"Send me a copy!"


"Me too! It's going up on the refrigerator!" You linked arms with him,"your coming with us,right pesci baby?"


"Well- I can't really-"


"You promised!"


"Yeah, you always go hang out with your gang!"


"Ok! Ok you win!"


You and the rest of the girls cheered,Pesci hasn't been able to come fishing with any of you in weeks!


"Now go back to work! Before you-"


Ring ring! Ring ring! Ring-


"Oh times up!" Tianna cleaned up the table while you and the rest of the girls escorted La squadra out of the booth,"Come back again! Bye baby!!"


"Bye Pesci baby!!"


"Yeah bye!"


"Dont forget tour promise!!"


And just like that they back on the streets.


Formaggio punched Pesci on the arm,"why didn't you tell us you were friends with a bunch of strippers?!"


"Wh- you never asked!" He yelled back


"To be fair, who randomly asks 'hey you friends with any strippers?' " illuso muttered to himself, watching the two argue.


"Thats not fair man! Hook me up!"


"Hook youself up!"


"Dude come on!"


"Well this will make an entertaining story," Melone snickered and sent a quick message to Prosciutto. The blond would have a cow and he wanted to witness It first hand!

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