A/n: Gotta edit,but lazy

"Well if it ain't my favorite nicotine addict" you leaned over the smooth wooden bar table top and rested your cheek on your fist.

"Ay there pretty lady! Long time no see!" He took a set and sighed,fanning himself with his hat,"Hotter than Satan's ass crack I'll tell you what!"

"Oh it ain't that hot!" It was about 95 degrees outside,pretty tame for a summer afternoon.

" a-aint that hot!? Darling my boots were melting!"

"Drama queen"

"Anyways! Ain't I missing something?" He pointed to his cheek expectingly.

"Mhn, and how many 'pretty' ladies did you kiss while you were gone?" You asked, knowing it would mess with him.

"Wh- That ain't no fair fair question! How many men have you been smooching?! I know how flirty yah get when you're drunk!"

And like always he tried to deflect the topic back to you but you enjoyed the harmless banter.

"A lady never kisses and tells"

"I knew it!" He hoped off his stool and mad a be line for around the bar.

"Oh no you don't yah womanizer! Stay your handsome self right round that corner" you pointed the sink hose at him.

"Yah wouldn't"

"I would" you gave a warning shot by his boot and he jumped,"try me handsome"

With a flick of his brim he took on your challenge head on and power walked twords you.

"You stay right there Mr!!!" You sprayed at boots and he jumped between shots until you startes spraying his shoes. From there you sprays his pants leg but he powered through it and took the hose from your hand.

"Gotcha!"

"Nooooo!" You squealed,playfully swatting at him.

You were promptly smoothed in affection from your head to your lips and chin.

"Ahhh just as sweet as I remember!"

"That would be the chocolate bar I had before you came in" he could probably still taste it on your lips.

"Oh really? I could have sworn I tasted something else" he stole another kiss,"Mmm almost there"

Then another.

"Peanut butter?"

You hates peanut butter and he knew it! He sat you on top of your bar and pushed your shirt up,just a bit to reveal your tummy.

"Oh you Pervert" but the feeling was nice so you let him have his way for a moment until you heard the door bell chime,"Shoo!" Hoping down you fixed your shirt," and get out of my work area!"

He gave you sad puppy eyes,"Aw do I really mean so little to yah? I ain't seen yah in forever!"

Sighing you glanced at him,"upstairs,you know where my room is"

He beamed,"See yah sugar tits!" And mozied on up the stairs.

'That man...well at least he's good with his hands' you tabbed your legs together,"hey what can I get fer yall?" And just like that you slipped back into business mode,if only until closing time. Which was in twenty minutes.