The joke had started when your body suddenly decided it was time to wake up, at 3 in the fucking moring. Unable to ignore the stomach pains in your gut you begrudgingly got up in order to find something to eat in the kitchen.

Creeping downstairs you could hear the sound of a McDonald's ad playing lowly,was someone already up?

"Again?" Looking at the couch you could see Abbachios slumped over figure on the couch,"well,Bruno did say he often woke up at night" walking closer to the gothic man you wondered if you should wake him up and shoo him to his bed room or not. Then you had a better idea,a really stupid idea that may or may not get you punched in the face! kinda like that one time with Fugo when you startled him.

Pulling your Durag off your head you easily slipped the pearlescent colored rag onto the sleeping goths head,it looked so stupid and alien on him but youd be damned if it wasn't funny! Sneaking into the kitchen you grabbed a honey bun and some water and went back into your room,excited for the hell Leon was about to raise once he woke up.

Serverl hours later when you woke up again you immediately made your way downstairs. Everyone was milling around the house,slowly beginning to wake up.

"Moring Nara"

"Mahhhhhh!" He yawned and waved to you,drinking a glass of orange juice only to choke on it.

"The hell are you choking for?" Leon asked pawing around for some water and pain pills. No one said anything but you could see the smile Mista tried to hide by eating his waffles and the confused look on Fugo and Trish's face.

"Good moring evero-one" Bruno stepped into the kitchen and blinked,very confused at what his friend was wearing.

"What?" Abbachio asked,why was everyone looking at him?

"N-nothing," even Bruno tried to hide his smile,already catching on as to what was going on.

"Bunch of weirdos why are-" wait,something was off...his head...why did it feel more? Center focused? Like there was something on it? Leon touched his head,"what the fuck?" He leaned over and looked at his reflection in the silver toaster,"wha- who the hell put this ugly durag on me?!" He yelled as everyone started laughing.

"A little too early to be yelling dont you think?" Giorno asked,the boss had just woken up.

"Shut the fuck up Giorno! It was probably you!"

The blond only looked up at the taller man,sipped his coffee and went into the other room. It was too early to be dealing with everyone's BS.

"W-wait! Leave it on!" Narancia laughed,"it looked so good on you!"

"Which of you assholes was it?!"

Your hid your laughter behind a blank face,you had stupidly good poker face.

"Why are you wearing my durag?" You asked, you'd somehow managed to convince everyone here,save for Bruno, that you were like Giorno,quiet,calm and simple. And that made Abbachio an easy target for you to prank.

"One of these little shits put it on me while I saw asleep!"

You could tell he wasn't really mad but you took your durag back and sat down at the table next to Fugo. Narancia, Mista and surprisingly Bruno teased the hell out of Abbachio.

"Come onnnn Abbachio! Put it back on!" Nara giggled.

"Yeah you look like a totally different person with it on!" Mista agreed,wishing he had a camera.

"Yes Abbachio,You can finally get those waves to come in" Everyone lost it at that,even Leon tried to hide his smile with anger and his lovely,long hair.

"Oh fuck off,all of you!"

While Mista and Narancia continued to bully the ex-cop you sat down next to Fugo and sipped your coffee,"im the one who put it on him"

The blond choked,"what?"

"It was me,I'm the one who put it on him"

Fugo blinked,very confused at your sudden statement. In the few years he'd known you,you'd never laughed nor smiled near him or anyone else;he honestly thought you were some sort of android,"...was this your attempt at a joke?" He put a hand on your shoulder,"do you want me to find a book on comedy for you?"

You sighed,yet another attempt of revealing your true personality gone up in smoke!