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Here you are,on a date with one of passiones most deadly assassins,Risotto Nero,capo of la squadra di esecuzinoe and a nightmare among the lower ranks.Some say he's ademon the boss summoned from hell itself to work under him. Others say he's some sort of elder rich monster but you know better,you knew the truth!

The truth that Risotto Nero is actually one big scary goth teddy bear...sometimes.

"This is really embarrassing," he sighed,legs crossed and a hand to his forehead," but I couldn't afford anything else because the boss pays us so little..."

You struggled to keep your mouth from curling inwards,out of all the flirting,soft glances and tender touches this was the best your capo could do? It was cute! To you at least you didn't really need to go to some fancy restaurant or over priced café but this was just so! So domestic of him! It was physically hurting to keep yourself from laughing.

"Its fine,I promise! I hate going to stuffy places anyways!" You said but he looked so out of place,your giant goth capo but still,to you it was cute!

"...Do you want a Big mac?" He asked,the line was still long and he needed to use the restroom.

"Yeah,but I have to go use the restroom real quick," before coming here you two had been hunting down a hit and the bastard had made you two chase him for at least an hour or more. You both had ended up chugging at least a gallon of water afterwards.

"Same," you both walked towards the bathroom and went your separate ways. Once you were inside and completely alone you busted out laughing! This was the funniest thing you'd ever done! Well next to the time you and Formaggio started calling Illusion 'Micheal Jackson' and Gahiccio 'Elsa' for like a week straight!

Washing your hands after doing your business you found that Risotto was already in line,walking up next to him you stood quietly,small smile on your face as you watched the emplotly try not to lose his absolute shit. Risotto was an absolute giant after all.

"-a Big mac and a Soda..." the lady nodded as he paid for both of your meals,"so Melone told me about you and Formaggio bothering Gahiccio and Illusion,care to tell me about that?"

Oh shit

You thought he'd forgotten about that!

"Oh it was just a little bit of teasing Ritz,chill"

"That's not what I heard from Prosciutto"

"Oh did he fucking snitch on me?! That prissy walking uppity bitch!" You swore lowly,Risotto gave you the 'look', "oh don't look at me like that you goth Jolly green giant!" Your food and drink was placed in front of you two and you reached for it only for your capo to take both trays," I could have carried it you know?"

"Shut up" was his reply.

You stuck your tongue out at him as you both sat down at a new table, "your so mean you know that?"

"eat,who knows when we'll get to relax like thi-" thats when A brunette came barreling through the store,easily stealing Risotto's Big mac as he ran back out the store yelling 'Nigerundyo'.

You split your Big mac in half and offered him a piece. He took it with a feed up look on his face and muttered something about not being able to have shit in Naples. You only smiled and patted him on the shoulder.

"Its OK,we can go on another date tomorrow"

That brought a small smile to his usually blank face.

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