Star dust lads get pranked by readers chan
●Polnareff
°Being his barber means you get gossip! Alot of gossip
°Both of you end talk so much shit about everyone and I mean everyone!
°"J.p did you see that lady that walked out a few minutes ago? She had on the UGLIEST eye shadow iv ever seen!
°"I was just about to say that! What is up with old woman and loud eye shadow?"
And while being with J.p you learned that he was super friendly too!
°Gives loveing cheek kisses for hellos and good byes!
Picking up your razor you skillfully nipped away at the baby hair growing on the back of your friends neck. You grabbed an eletric shaver and easily shaved off all the unwanted hair but you were bored like really really bored so you decided to mess with your friend!
Pulling your phone and clicked on an app that had a bunch of sounds on it and click on the 'buzz' sound. Setting your real one down you quickly held your finger on the button and jerked forward.
"Oh shi-"
Polnareff pulled the warm towels off his face,"what? What happened?"
"Damn,I messed up we gotta go bald"
"What?! Non non non non! Tell me it isn't true!!" He panicked and grabbed the nearest mirror and checked the back if his head and breathed a sigh of relief when he saw that you were just messing with him
●Joseph
°May or may not dose off while getting a fade
°"Oi,come on old man, you keep nodding off and I might nic you"
°"Fine, fine, anyways,__, did I ever tell you about that one time my uncle got kidnapped on the plane we were on?"
°He will talk your ear off
°Not that you don't enjoy it though,the man can really keep a conversation going! Not to mention he has really cool stories!
°He'll show you some cool slight of hand tricks if he gets bored tho
°Loves to brag about his family and how good they're doing
"-and My grouchy grandson wants to become a marine biologist! Ain't that cool? He'll be swimming with dolphins!"
While he chatter your ear off about his grandson and his other friend you suddenly had a big brain moment!
You tilted his head to the side and then to the other side,"Yo Damien!" You called your co worker over.
"Whats up? Hey Mr.joestar!" You winked at the dark skinned teen and ran your fingers over the spot you just shaved,"damn what did you do?"
"Can you fix it?" You asked trying not to laugh.
"Hey! Fix what? What did you do,___?" He shifted in his seat.
"Don't worry Mr.J.S, I can fix it,right Damien?"
He sucked in a breath and pursed his lips,"sheeeet"
You turned on your phone and used the 'buzzing' sound effect and swiped your phone over the back of his neck. You suddenly 'turned off' your clippers and covered your mouth.
"Hey! ___!"
"Damn Mr.joestar I messed up,we gotta go bald"
"The hell do you mean bald!? ___! What the hell did you do?!" He stood at full height and tried to look for a bald spot, there was none,"___! You rat!" He cursed you,smacking you over the head,with love of course," you almost gave me a heart attack!" He yelled but you were too busy laughing to really care!
●Kakyoin
°He comes in wanting a mullet
°Don't ask why,just do it
°#Mulletgang
°He rarly gets a shave but when he does he comes to you
°Thinks the razor feels weird on his neck
°Often goes over his school stuff while getting his cuts
°Isn't very chatty but enjoys talking to you if you ask what he's looking at
°Plz give him some basket ball mags,he loves them
°Turn on the sports channel for him plz!
°If hes in a good mood he might actually paint something while your cutting his noodle!
°Good with the kids that occasionally come up to talk to him and dosent mind answering their 100 and 1 questions.
You tilted the red head downward. It was a rather slow day and there really wasn't many people coming in. How boring! You needed to spice things up.
"Hey Kak? What do you think going without a mullet?" You asked,putting one of the tiny razors away.
"Without a mullet? Hmm Iv never thought about it,why the sudden question?"
"No reason... but I uhh kinda already got ride ig it "
" you what?!" He yelled moving into your phone,you dragged it upwards.
"Damn man Now you gotta go bald"
"___!" He grabbed the back of his head,feeling all of his lovely red hair still in tack he turned and scowld at you,"not funny __,now im going to have to take your bones!"
You stopped laughed,"my-my what?"
"Did I stutter? Your bones,hand them over!" He proceeds to pinch and pull at your cheeks to get to your bones.
●Jotaro
°This grouchy piss baby hardly talks
°He might tell you about his track in getting his degree but thats about it
°Since your the only one he trusts with his hair he'll allow you to chat his ear off. Be very grateful
•If you ever bring up Joseph and his stories he'll groan and he'll 'yare yare daze'
"Is he still telling you my baby stories? Damn him"
"He told me you had this giant butterfly plushy that Holly made for you once! Told me you hide it under your bed"
"I will beat you into thr hospital if you tell a soul"
You smacked the back of his neck in retaliation. He looked down at his marine book,occasionally flipping pages as you worked on his pretty hair.
"You know,I feel like im one of the few people who ever get to see you scalp" you hummed,snipping away at his hair,"its so pretty too!"
"The bitch a-" you swatted the back of his head hard," my mom, kept telling me that"
"I honestly can't believe you speak to your mom like that man,if I ever did that-" all you could see was your mom and a belt,"-you bold as hell but don't let anyone else hear that,you might be strong but these men don't stand for that kinda talk" you brushed his hair off his shoulder. When you first met and he called his mom a bitch you were pissed and snapped at him,which eventually cause you to tell him to get out, you didn't even want his money.
He came back a few months later,same pissy face and bad attitude but it was a bit softer just a bit you could tell. After all you were the oldest of five siblings so you knew a thing or two about fatherless teens and their messy emotions.
"....you know what Jotaro? I think you would look good with a fade,Maybe a few line or dis-"
"No"
"You didn't let me finish!"
"My hair is fine the way it is" he closed his book and looked up meeting you eyes in the mirror. You pouted.
"God your such a stick in the mud! No wonder you don't have any friends"
"Yes I do"
"Liar,name four people that aren't Joseph,Avdol,Kakyoin and Polnareff"
"....Iggy"
you bustes out laughing! Now that you were in a good mood you had no fear! So you decided to mess with him while he was mentally busy high lighting things in his book. You opened a sound effect app on your phone and quickly dragged it up the back if his neck,"Oh damn,I fucked up Joot,you gotta go bald"
He immediately stood up and checked the back of his head and when he turned around you knew you were in for it.
Putting your things down you ran out of the store with Jotaro quickly gaining up on you
●Avdol
°Is basically the barber shop dad/grandpa
°Is always chatting with everyone
°Dosent mind letting little kids play with his earring as long as they don't tug or pull
°He'll even read your palms and give you reading after wards if your on break
°He dosent come in often but when he does he likes to get his hair washed
°My mans hair is always up so I knoe it feels like heaven when you give him a deep scalp scrub he also loves the shampoo you use
°Its a rich and thick smell that he wishes was in the form of a candle
"I dont know how many times I say it but I'll say it again,this shampoo smell divine" Avol hummed as you washed his long hair.
"Thats cause you've got such thick hair, I had to whip out the good stuff!" You rinced his hair and began to dry it off,"ok,you can go sit in the chair I'll be there in a sec"
He left you to put away the shampoos and leave in conditioner. When you came back to the chair, Avdol was wiping his neck of any rolling water droplets.
"So then,Whats going on in your shop? Have any Karen's come in? Do I Need to put someone back into their lane?"
He laughed," No,not yet but I did see one at a store the other day,she was yelling and screaming vulgar things,very annoying"
"Yikes,I feel bad for the guy, I'm glad I haven't had to deal with that yet" you clipped the stray hairs around his ear and gave him a nice line up.
Then you decide to mess with him,"You know You should let me do your eyebrows,they naturally curve so I could easily go and fix'em up and-"
"And?"
"Damn,G, I fucked up we gotta go bald"
He only laughed,"very funny,___,you almost had me for a moment!"
"Aww what? You can tell?! No fair!"
Well it would have long shot anyways,Avdol was too smart for his own good!