He came across it completely by accident,honest! He wanted to wear your house shoes and he just so happened to see a bunch of flies on his dashboard. That when he saw the name of a file.

"Bald fish?" What the hell was a bald fish? He looked at the bathroom,you usually took long showers so a little peek wouldn't hurt righhhHHHTTTT?! Melone blinked,rubbed his eyes then blinked again,"why the hell does she have so many pictures of Pesci? And why is he-PFF!" there were a bunch of pictures of you and him together,some were normal but others had edited photos of Pesci with a photostock Latino girls hair with large hoop earrings and stupidly long nails with the words 'Periodt sis 🤪 💅' and hot cheetos and vaps all over the page.

This was the funniest shit he'd ever seen! Unplugging your lap top he started digging through the other files,"Bald Ham,Bald cheese bald rice bald...oh god" thats when he saw it,bald melon! That could only be him. He clicked on the file and the first thing he saw was a melon with his hair photoshopped on it he bit his lip trying not to laugh! Oh god this was a literal gold mine! No wonder you were always taking pictures!

Stealing your lap top he went into the living room where everyone,including Risotto, was watching t.v.

"Guys! Look what-"

"Shhh!" Illuso shushed as a team of young chefs groaned as their towering cake fell down,"what is it melon head?"

"Oh nothing,just this is all" he turned the lap top around to reveal a picture of illuso's face swapped with michel Jackson.

"The hell?!

"PFF! HAHAHA WHA? WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!" Formaggio laughed,catching everyones attention.

"Whats what?" Prosciutto looked up from his whisky and moved pescis head out of the way. He let put an ugly snort at the editing on the screen

"What is it big bro?" Pesci turned to look and choked on his milk,"melone whered you find that?"

"Its ___,oh! I found one of you Capo!" Risotto looked up from his cup of water,unphased by everything that had happened so far.

"Does she now?" He replied

"Oh shit this is gunna be funny as hell!" Formaggio pushed Illuso out of the way and grabbed the computer,centering himself as everyone,save for Risotto, looked at what was on the screen.

"Gyah Hahaha! Oh man! I cant-I can't breath!" Formaggio wheezed!

"Pff!" Pesci laughed as well.

"I cant believe she did this," Prosciutto shook his head," T-this is a professional work p-plHAHAHAHA!" The usually serious man couldnt keep the laughter in anymore!

"That is  the dumbest fucking thing iv ever seen" Ghaiccio snorted,did you really waste your time doing shit like this?

"Capohohoho! You nehehd to see thihihihs" Formaggio wheezed,struggling to catch his breath. Then he turned the lap top around to reveal to Risotto what stupid joke you'd done to his face. He was expecting some make up or equality dumb but no,you didn't add anything you did something worse!

You took his fucking hair.

Yes,thats right, staring back at him was a flawed,smaller and hairless version of himself.

'Bald Capo in the store,what will he do?' Was the caption.

No one could see the taller man's face,it was covered in shadows as he took the computer from Formaggio just as you emerged from the shower.

"What are we looking at?" You asked.

"___,what is this?" He asked,turning to you.

You sucked your lips into your mouth then stepped back into your room,closed the door and locked it.

"___!! Don't walk away from me!!"

"Good night everyone!" You yelled,pressing you back against the door as Risotto easily undid the lock and pushed the door open,"capo! Please!" You yelled,but there was no real anger or malic in his eyes if anything they were playful ...kinda.

"Is this what you do in your free time? Is this why you take so many pictures?"

"Yeah,___,you freak" illuso teased.

"Oh shup up you Walmart Michal Jackson! No body asked you!"

Formaggio sucked his cheeks inwards and looked away with a hand shielding his eyes,something he picked up from you,"that was embarrassing" and the rest of the day was spent looking at photoshopped pictures of the team.

A/N this is so stupid I cant believe I wrote this shit