It was late in the afternoon when he'd finally had enough, their team ended up with another cut which started a three hour shouting match between his team mates and he had had enough of all their yelling.Gahiccio and Ilusio were still arguing over cuts while Prosciutto tried to get Pesci to fight for a better cut and it was all giving him a massive head ache! Standing up he dug for his keys and left,ignoring the stares of his squad mates. He needed something to eat and somewhere quiet to just relax for an hour or so before he did something he'd regret.

Risotto prided himself on being patient and level headed but today just really wasn't his day. He walked aimlessly in the shadows and ally ways of Naples until he came across a familiar looking building. A nice apartment complex near the center of the city,thats where you lived as a Passione therapist, not in the mental sense but more of a masseuse.

Your job was mainly to pick up and take care of files and documents that needed to be hidden or held onto, you were also a friendly face and lived alone,perfect. Turning himself invisible Risotto followed behind a tall gothic looking man who sat in the lobby chair typing away on his phone. Squeezing past an old lady he hit the top floor button,the penthouse and waited.

Ten floors above him you shuddered harshly and sneezed,someone was coming to pay you a vist! That usually happened when you shivered like that. Taking your gloves off you rose from your deadly garden,filled with water hemlock,lilly of the valley and other lovely plants that you would pluck,boil down and turn into tea for Passiones unwanted guests.

You rushed to the kitchen,washing your hand and took off your shoes for your blobfish slippers. You moved around your lovely little home and started boiling the towels and started up the sauna and hot tub. Now what should you get to snack on? Grapes? Orange slices? You had some flat pretzels in an un-open bag.

Knock knock

There it is,you knew someone was coming! Grabbing your tazer you placed it in your pocket and opened the door.

"Hell-o?" No one was there,stepping out into the hall you looked left and right,not a single soul,"how odd,I must be hearing things...or maybe..." maybe it was one of those taboo stand users you'd heard about! Once upon a time a while back,the bosses right hand came to you for a quick session. Then it hit you! "Risotto you jerk! I thought I was going crazy!" You turned around and sure enough there he was,sitting on your soft couch with a half smirk on his face.

"So you remember my stand"

"Hard to forget a man who can turn invisible!" You pouted,closing the door behind you.

"Are you taking anyone right now?"

"Nope! Your the only one I've had all day!" You opened the bag and poured the flat pretzels into the bowl offering the capo some,he took one and crunched on it.

"In that case I could use a full body," he popped his fingers, "my idiot teammates have been screaming at each other for hours because we got another cut," he was starting to get irritated,who did the boss think they were?! His dog?! A soft hand rested on his tight fist.

"Tell me all about it once we get into the room yeah? I'll be with you in a moment,just gotta go get some oils"

He took his hat off,"yeah sure"

"Oh so you do have more hair!" You teased,"and here I thought you were bald!"
His laugh was like thunder as he left for the dark room. You'd do anything to hear it again.

You grabbed a massive bottle of lotion,this one reserved for him especially,the man was huge after all. You entered the dark room when your poor capo was lying face down on the bedding. The gray walls of the room matched his lovely silver hair.

"Ready?"

"Hm"

"Gotcha,so Lay it on me,whats brought you all the way here? Something about your sqaud arguing again?"

"Once again the boss is cutting our funds like we're a bunch of interns,this is the second time he's pulled this shit" Risotto hissed then sighed when you started rubbing his back,"Have your hands always been that tiny?"

"I'll say it again Ritz,your just freaking massive!" You massaged the tight muscles down his back,"Geez Ritz,its like I'm looking at the night sky! You really ought to be more careful!" His body was covered in scars.

"Mmhm"

"Dont you 'mmhm' me! I'm serious! You're too pretty to let youself get all cut up like this!"

Pretty? He'd been called alot of things but 'pretty' wasn't one of them,turning his head to the side he watched you use your tongue to pick up a pretzel,you both made eye contact,"oi! You weren't supposed to see that!" You flushed,still crunching away.

He shook his head,how was it that someone so carefree and positive worked in such a dark gang? You were always cracking jokes and trying to make peoples day,he remembered when he'd seen you give a small kid,a little girl, some ice cream after some rude adult bumped it out of her hands.

"Dont you shake your head at me! You old man!" You started working on his legs.

"Old man?"

"Yes old man! With how tight and wound up your body is im surprised you haven't pulled anything! Not to- oi! You can't just steal my snacks like that!"

He'd used his long arms to grab the bowl you'd brought in with you,"oh? And what are you going to do about?"

"I'll....um"

"Exsactly"
You pouted at his victory and pressed hard on his sore muscles,"ok ok I get it" he winced slightly.

You sighed and rubbed out the knots in his neck,"you remind me of a friend,all bark and no bite! Likes to hide behind that scary voice and face but underneath," you smacked his bottom," your nothing but a big old teddy bear!"

"Do you treat all your patients like this?" He sat up,wrapping the towel around his waist.

You blew him a kiss," only the ones I really like", You washed you hands and started putting the oils away," I really like you,both of you actually"

"Oh really?"

"Mmhm! Both of you are scary at first but then your real sweet underneath yo-My grape!" He plucked the extra grape you'd brought and teased it between his lips,"what is up with you stealing my snacks today!?"

"If you want it so bad," he leaned down to your level,"then come get it"

"I-um you- ah-well-" he could practically see the steam leave your head as you struggled to find a come back. Throwing away your ability to speak you stood on your tippy toes and tried,key word Tried,to get your grape back. Pressing your lips together your gripped his hand and lightly fought for the small fruit,"hmhm!" His tongue had a few piercings that made you shudder. Pressing you up against the wall he pushed harder,fighting for the small grape and eventually winning.

Pulling back he smirked,wiping the small string of drool off the corner of his mouth,"that one was alot sweeter than the rest," you dug your nails into his arm when he tilted your head up,exposing your marked up neck. His red eyes narrowed,so someone had gotten here first? Thats fine he'd just leave a bigger mark.

He'd leave you a bigger mess then the last chump who'd had you,maybe even scratch his name into your hip? He bit the meat of your neck making you cry out in surprise when the door flew open.

"So this is what's been keeping you"

Risotto didn't bother moving,he just continued marking and nipping at the soft skin in front of him.

"Ri-risotto! You can't- hah!" You winced at a particularly hard nip,his pierced tongue licked away the small bead of blood.

"Oi"

"Mmm," he started unbuttoning your shirt reavealing more dark spots,so this was you were wearing such long clothing,"your still here?"

"Tch"

"Abbachio! Its fine! Risotto is nice! Its not like the other time! I promise!"

Other time? "___,what do you mean other time?"

Oh no,the last thing you needed were two 'Alphas' breathing over your shoulder. Patting the assasins shoulder he gently let you down so you could fix your shirt,"You needed something Abbachio? Did Bruno find out about your wine stash again?"

"Mmm no,I came for a full body,those Brats are driving me insane"

"A-ah,well Risotto,I have to go, do you want the sauna or the hot tub?"

"...I'll take the sauna," he left as quickly,only stopping to glance at Abbachio,Ruby met Ametrine before scoffing and leaving,the tension left the room with him.

You sighed out in relief,your weren't the best at derailing the situation so you were glad the two hadn't fought,"you really scared me! I thought you two were going to fight!"

"I leave you for a month and your already getting it on with other men?" He accused,undressing himself.

"N-no! Besides you rarely come around anyways s-so,JUST GET UNDRESS AL- oh your already naked"  you handed him a towel and started digging for his favorite oil,it had a bit of spice to it but it mostly smelled like the rain on cold afternoon.

"Loud as ever,You know one of the main reasons I come here is to get away from Mistas loud ass"

"Bla bla bla, shush and let me work!"

You worked quickly,working out all the knots that were scattered across his firm back,you could still see the scratches youd left on him.

"So how's the newbie? You said someone else joined your gang right?"

"Mmmm A little lower yeah right there, Giorno? He's a little shit just like the rest of them but he's ok I guess,Bruno likes him"

"Awww is someone jealous?"

"Fuck no!"

You laughed and pushed his pretty hair out of the way,"geez,how'd you get your hair to look like this? Its so pretty! Not as pretty as your eyes though"

"Oh? Crawling back to me now are we?" He turned his head to the side and gave that look that made your legs twich violently,the first time you let him have his way your legs gave out several times during work,you couldnt wait to wipe that stupid smug look off his face!

"As if! If anyone's 'crawling' its you! Remember when Bruno found out that you pissed in that teacup and gave it to Giorno? He was so mad at you all! You were sulking for weeks because he wouldn't give you time of day anymore!" You laughed at the memory,he came banging on your door in the middle of the night drunk out of his mind and basically an emotional wreck. You had to hold his hair back for him while he threw up his stomch.

"Oi! You said you wouldn't bring that up!" He shot up.

"Did I now?" You cheesed,showing off your smile," shoo,go chill in the sauna or something and get along with Risotto! He's a good guy ok!"

"Yeah yeah shut your trap already" he wrapped himself up and headed twords the sauna. Inside was the man for before,neither of them acknowledged each other.

"Ill let you know when lunch is ready and no I'm not telling you what it is,its a surprise!" You closed the door behind you leaving both men alone.

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"What happened to her?" Risotto asked,arms crossed and eyes closed.

Abbachios eyes never left the cream colored ceiling,"and why should I tell you Jack shit?"

"Becuase if I find out you hurt her they won't be able to piece your body back together"

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In some silent male agreement they both looked at each other.

"I wasnt too long ago when I came by for the first time and some assholes had her on the floor....its a miracle I got there in time"

"Did you get their names and faces?"

A smile he usually saved for interrogation grew across leons face,"I made sure every last one of them were found in the ocean"

"Good"

They both sat in silence until you knocked on the door,"Lunch is ready!" You said,leaving two robes on the door hooks. Wandering back into the kitchen you grabbed another cup for yourself,we tried to,it was a bit out of your reach so you had to stand on your tippy toes to paw at it until a warm body was snuggly pressed up against your back.

"Why the hell do you have so much shit up here if you can't even reach it?" Abbachio handed you the glass cup.

"Its not my fault! I didn't make it!"

"Yeah what ever shortie"

"Rude!"

He only smirked.

On the wooden table sat three plates of spaghetti.

"This is today's special!" You cheered sitting down at the table. Both men flanked you,looking at the giant,steaming bowl of potatoe soup and cracker with bread stuffed with cheese,"I know,I know, your both shocked at my culinary skills!" You said smugly.

"This is-" Risotto covered his face,trying not to laugh," this is great,___"

Abbachio,on the other hand had no class,"this is the shit they used to feed us in school!" He wheezed, doubling over, "h-holy shit, thats the hardest Iv laughed in fuck knows how long"

"Oi! You jerks! Thats the last time I ever make you two hot topic numb butts anything!" You pouted and took your bowl to the living room, you turned on the T.v and started watching some old cartoon re-runs.

A few moments later both man had grabbed their foods and flanked your sides.

You pouted and ignored both of them.

"Stop making that face you brat"

You just pouted even harder.

Risotto grabbed your puffy cheeks and tilted your head up,"stop pouting you over grown baby," then nipped at your bottom lip,"and chill the hell out"

"Jerk" you huffed,very embarrassed.

"Oi" Leon demanded your attention but you turned from him and curled up closer to Risotto,burying your face in the massive man's chest, further annoying the goth.

"Hmph"

"Dont you 'humph me!"

"Well then maybe next time dont make of my lunch!" You turned to him and stuck your tongue out. What you wasnt expecting was for Leon to stick his out too and kiss you roughly.

"You are such a head ache you know that?" His tone was softer than usual making you a buy flustered.

"W-whatever! You guys are we too comfortable around me!" You could feel his lipstick on your own and grumbled. Bunch of hot topic looking rejects!

A/N i feel like i made them a bit oc, thats not good Also should I make this a thing? Two characters x reader?