"sup, baby bones?"

"Yo."

"WHERE THE HELL IS HE?!"

"watcha' doing?"

"Nothin' much. Welaxing..."

"PAPYRUS!"

"i think dad's looking for you..."

"He gonna be lookin' for a long time."

"PAPYRUS!!"

"why's that bro?"

"Cause' I's gonna be avoiding him for a long time."

"DON'T PICK THEM UP WITHOUT GLOVES YOU IDIOT! THEY'RE POISONOUS!"

Sans turned his head to look out the door. "what uhh, what did you do pap?"

"IT'S UNDER THE FRIDGE! GET IT!"

"I didn't do nothin'. He on da' rag."

"the what...?"

BOOOM!

A large boom followed by panicked screams resounded throughout the lab as smoke began flowing from the right side of the doorway from somewhere down the hall.

"Dat's a big splosion! BOOM!" Papyrus threw his hands in the air. "Nyeha ha ha ha!"

"ye-yeah..." Sans tilted his head.

Is Dad alive...?

"You like splosions big Buther?"

"mm hm..."

Should I go check on him...?

"You likes da' snakes?"

"they don't scare me if that's what you're asking...why are you asking?"

"IS ANYONE STILL ALIVE?"

Sans strained to hear any sort of response, but to no avail.

The hall was silent.

Why do people keep applying here?!

"Does you likes sploding snakes?"

BOOOM!

Another explosion, this one making the lab walls shake.

"we should leave-"

"I founds a house in Snowdin dat's for sale. We live there."

"YOU'RE GONNA DIE PAPYRUS!!"

"we gotta pack our stuff-"

"We buy more stuff. Go now," said Papyrus pulling on Sans with his wingdings.

"I'M BUYING A GREAT DANE!!"

Sans did as he was told.

"I'M SETTING EVERYTHING YOU LOVE ON FIRE!! EVERYTHING!!!"

BOOOM!

The sound of another explosion could be heard from the lab as the boys made their way to Snowdin.

"Hey, hey Snas! SNAS!"

"sans."

"Look! Look at dat' dog!" exclaimed Papyrus excitedly.

"i see it."

"Dat' dog be PERFECT!"

"the answer's still no papyrus, we already talked about this last time we were out. we aren't even SUPPOSE to be out here!"

"BUT THEY EDIBLE!"

"we're not having doggy for dinner," said Sans picking up the pace. The small dog continued to follow them.

"Da' Japanese eat the dog!"

"i don't know what monster you're talking about, but we're skeletons."

"We can munch the pup...we eats the puptarts!"

"poptarts."

"Baby wants puptarts!"

"there's no such thing."

"I's gonna makes it a thing."

"no you're not."

"I's gonna makes it a thing while you asweep-"

"NO YOU'RE NOT."

You weird little freak.

"YOU DON'T LET DA' BABY DO NOTHIIIN'!" yelled Papyrus swinging his fists around angrily.

Sans ignored him.

"HERE DOGGY, COME TO DA' BABY! NYEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!"

The dog ran away.

"............"

"............."

"Why do you likes to fill people wit disappointment Buther?"

"it's what i was born to do," said Sans putting his brother down to let him play in the snow.

"NYEH!" Papyrus opened his mouth wide, catching as many snowflakes in his mouth as he could.

"you having fun bro?" asked Sans smiling.

"Yeah..." Papyrus swallowed the snowflakes and looked up at the ceiling. "Does you know about the water cycle big Buther?"

"hm? what?"

"Da' water cycle! When you cry and stuff your tears evapowate and go up to the sky!"

"oh yeah?"

"Yeah! Then they turns into clouds and wain down again! They don't taste salty cause' salt don't evapowate..."

".........."

"I's catching people's TEARS big Buther!"

Sans put his hood up.

"*ARF!* *ARF!*"

Hearing barking in the distance, the kid comedian turned his head to see more dogs headed their way, the town seemed to be full of them...

"damn, these dogs don't quit do they?" Sans picked up Papyrus, fearing that he...or the dogs, would get hurt.

"They wants to be eaten by da' baby-"

"NO they don't! we aren't eating these dogs, i already told you that!"

"We gots to, they're a gift from da' gods," said Papyrus sucking his thumb with a smile.

"the gods huh? i highly doubt it."

"You don'ts beweave?"

"i believe you're full of crap. if the gods were real you wouldn't be here."

"..........I hope you enjoy carrying me all the way back to da' lab big Buther, cause' I's not going home by myselves," said Papyrus still smiling at nothing.

"you think i won't leave your little ass here?"

"I tell upon you if you does. I tell em' you weaves da' baby in da' snow..."

"if the people here know you pappy, i guarantee they won't sympathize with you-"

"I'll makes em'. I cry real loud and then they's gonna hate you. They'll say 'poor baby Pappy, his buther sucks allll the ass-"

"hey bro, lemme know when you plan on coming back down from fantasy mountain so i can wash your mouth out with soap."

"You don't gots the testicles," said Papyrus smiling and continuing to suck his thumb.

"wow..you suck soooo hard bro..."

"But I'll never gets paid like you-NYEH-HEH!" Sans dropped Papyrus in the snow. "NYEHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

"THAT'S WHAT YOU GET!"

Mouthy little bastard!

"NYEHHHHHHHH *gasp* NYEHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"

"ain't nobody here feeling sorry for you! besides, ain't you a little big for a carrier?"

"Ain't yous a little big for a SIDEWALK?!"

"eat a dick papyrus!"

"TRAIN ME."

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"NYEHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"

"WHOA! Did that guy just punch that baby in the face?!"

"OH MY GOD!"

Oh shit...!

"NYEHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

"HEY YOU! WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM?!"

"uhh..."

SHUT UP PAPYRUS!

"Did you SEE that guy?! He just punched that baby right in the face!"

"NYEHHHHHHHHHHH!"

"GET THAT BABY-HATER!"

"oh, ffff!" Sans ducked to avoid a rock that had been thrown in his direction and teleported away before an angry mob could grab him. Before he vanished he saw his little brother waving goodbye.

"Imma stays here till you picks me up, kay'?"

Papyrus stayed in Snowdin for a full two days.