"Alright Alright! Everything is set! Also, here's popcorn you're probably wanna go and throw at a certain blonde." King said running back in, giving everyone popcorn.

"Thanks?? But what do you mean were gonna throw popcorn. Sounds like a waste of food if ya ask me." Emerald looked at their hosts.

"And so, I realize I haven't been very clear with what you'll be watching. So allow me to explain..." Saber said.

"Y'all gonna be watching a musical made by none other than the wives of King Jaune VIII... And boy, do they have a lot of complaints on that dick." King laughed, muttering the last part.

"So... Who exactly are Jaune's... Uhh, wives here?" Pyrrha asked, eye noticably twitching.

"I just hope, its nice things about my counterpart." Jaune said, feeling the popcorn pelts incoming.

"HAHAHA... Nice joke Jaune, when has the multiverse ever casted you as an asshole." Weiss rolled her eyes.

"Really, the real question is when hasn't the multiverse casted the overused blonde." Saber muttered.

"Well, there was that time he was extremely weird supervillain." Winter pointed out.

"Winter... I was being sarcastic." Weiss facepalmed. Sometimes her sister just didn't have a funny bone, must have broken when she face planted into a stairwell.

"Okay! So if were done wasting time! Can we please start." Cinder yelled over the chatter.

"Well you're in a chipper mood, aren't ya? But fine." Saber said, beginning the definitely legal recording of the show.

[Pyrrha Nikos]
Divorced

"On that moment, thousands of Arkos shippers heart broke..." Mercury said dramatically.

"Hey Jaune! Catch, I don't want to see a murder on my floor yet!" Saber threw Crocea Mors at him.

"Uhhh..." Jaune froze, too shocked by the abrupt start of the song to catch his shield.

"Pyr? A-re you okay?" Yang asked the invincible girl. Who is literally tearing up with one eye while smiling!

"I-I'm fine! Just happy. Sorry." Pyrrha apologized, though the continuous tear in one eye begs to differ.

"I-I can't tell if she's happy that she married Jaune or if she's sad that they got divorced... I mean shit, she's doing that one eye crying thing." Saber muttered to her partner with apprehension.

"Fuckin hell..." King muttered disturbed.

[Neopolitan:]
Beheaded

'Ha! As if!" Neo signed aggressively.

"If he actually touches a hair on my ice cream daughter, I will fuck him up." Roman warned.

"Welp... I'm in danger..." Jaune gulped. HARD.

[Weiss Schnee:]
Died

"That went about as well as I expected." Weiss shrugged.

"Honestly I'd be surprised if Weiss didn't end up as his wife at one point... Stupid harem fic Jaune's." King rolled his eyes.

[Cinder Fall:]
Divorced

"Ohhh boy, someone dodged a bullet there. And I can't decide who..." Mercury chuckled nervously.

"No! My beautiful face! The fuck happened to my eye!" Cinder yelled in horror as she saw her V4 face.

"Really? That's what you're worried about?" Ruby raised an eyebrow at Cinder.

"You're not the one that looks like they made out with dynamite Red!" Cinder growled.

"Fair enough." Ruby shrugged.

[Ruby Rose:]
Beheaded

"You what!?" Yang yelled, eyes turning red.

"Oh no! A walking corpse!" Raven said, cracking her knuckles.

"Nice face, kid. Would be a real shame if something happened to it." Qrow said pulling a broken glass bottle outta nowhere.

"Ya know, Zwei does need variety in food sometimes..." Tai wondered aloud.

"Finally! An excuse to haunt someone!" Summer giggled.

"Thank fuck, I didn't hit Red too hard at Mt. Glenn... That family is scary." Roman muttered to his assistant, who nods hastily.

"Ugggh. Ruby? Is this normal?" Jaune asked hiding behind the smaller girl.

"Meh. Told ya, they're a bit overprotective." Ruby answered.

[Blake Belladonna:]
Survived

"No offense Jaune. But its a no for me, especially this version of you." Ghira said "calmly".

"Yeah... It just won't out in our opinion." Kali said, not because she totally ships Blacksun instead.

[Pyrrha Nikos:]
And tonight we are

[All:]
Live

[Pyrrha Nikos:]
Listen up, let me tell you a story

[Neopolitan:]
A story that you think
You've heard before

"Holy shit Neo! You speak!" Roman's eyes went wide.

"Alas, in this one I cannot." Neo signed dramatically.

"Aww... Don't be sad! We love ya Neo, okay?" Cinder said, giving her minions the "If you don't nod right now, I'll kill everyone in this room and then myself" glare.

"Thanks, Cin." Neo signed, smiling.

"S-Shut up! i didn't do this for you!" Cinder blushed.

[Weiss Schnee:]
We know you know our names
And our fame and our faces

"Wait. How famous is this story anyway?" Weiss looked at their host.

"From the Queens perspectives? None existent. From King Fat Ass VIII? Holy fuck is it famous." King replied in amusement.

"Ohh, no wonder they sound really aggressive." Qrow drank his beer.

"Ohh, you don't know the half of it." Saber sighs.

[Cinder Fall:]
Know all about the glories
And the disgraces

[Ruby Rose:]
I'm done 'cause all this time
I've been just one word
In a stupid rhyme

"How stupid can one rhyme be? At least they get remembered." Roman looked confused.

"Divorced. Beheaded. Died. Divorced. Beheaded. Survived." Saber sang really out of tune on repeat.

"Okay! Point taken!" Roman cringed at the intentional singing.

"Oum, imagine being reminded about your awful marriage in that cringy ass tune." Sun flinched.

[Blake Belladonna:]
So I picked up a pen and a microphone

[All:]
History's about to get overthrown

"Wordplay is 10/10..." Weiss approved.

"Damn. This song is catchier than whatever the hell that rhyme Saber just did." Mercury nodded to the beat.

"These Queens sure as hell know how to sing." Tai nodded.

[Pyrrha Nikos:]
Divorced

[Neopolitan:]
Beheaded

[Weiss Schnee:]
Died

[Cinder Fall:]
Divorced

[Ruby Rose:]
Beheaded

[Blake Belladonna:]
Survived

[All:]
But just for you tonight
We're divorced, beheaded
LIVE!

"Nothing says fuck you, like making a song about your past relationship." Winter mused to herself.

"Amen to that sister. I wonder how much royalties I'll make if I made a song about post-break up Raven?" Raven mused.

"Raven, how many times do we have to tell you! You can't profit off songs about Yang's abandonment issues on Meowster! You'll get cancelled." Summer yelled.

"What the fuck mom!" Yang yelled offended.

"Yeah! Atleast give child support!" Tai complained.

[All:]
Welcome to the show
To the historemix
Switching up the flow
As we add the prefix

"This is why I love musicals..." Winter mused.

"I thought you hated everything?" Qrow raised an eyebrow.

"No, I just dislike you and everything you like more." Winter answered.

"So, you just hate everything but with extra steps." Cinder taunted, making the the specialist glare at her.

[All:]
Everybody knows that
We used to be six wives
Raising up the roof
Till we hit the ceiling
Get ready for the truth
That we'll be revealing

"If this huntress thing doesn't work out. We should totally start a girl group, yeah?" Yang looked at her team and friends.

"Agreed!"

"Alright, kids... Cinder. If this whole world domination thing, doesn't work out. We should just make a band, then we'll boot those other bands off the charts and make millions!" Roman whispered.

"Fine... Only cause that sounds way easier, than working for an immortal witch lady." Cinder groaned.

[All:]
Everybody knows
That we used to be six wives
...but now we're ex-wives

[Pyrrha Nikos:]
All you ever hear
And read about

[Neopolitan:]
Is our ex and the way it ended

"I'll never get tired of hearing that voice." Neo signed.

"Do people really care that much about this Jaune?" Pyrrha asked.

"Yep. Its not everyday you hear some schmuck ordering his wife to be beheaded after breaking away from... Well, you'll see." Saber said, smirking at the last part.

[Weiss Schnee:]
But a pair doesn't beat a royal flush

[Cinder Fall:]
You're gonna find out
How we got unfriended

"Its cause she's ugly isn't it? With my ugly ass scar and one eye." Cinder sulked.

"Aww... Cinder you're not ugly, you're just... Uhhhh." Emerald tried to console the maiden

"You're just a kinda of a bitch..." Mercury finished.

"And also, really fucking demanding." Roman added.

"You're also really bossy... And you don't give me head pats!" Neo signed.

"You're also a tad bit racist." Adam added.

"Gee guys, really feel the love and support from you all." Cinder said sarcastically.

[Ruby Rose:]
Tonight we gonna do ourselves justice
'Cause we're taking you to court

[Blake Belladonna:]
Every Tudor Rose has its thorns
And you're gonna hear 'em live in consort

[Pyrrha Nikos:]
Divorced

[Neopolitan:]
Beheaded

[Weiss Schnee:]
Died

[Cinder Fall:]
Divorced

[Ruby Rose:]
Beheaded

[Blake Belladonna:]
Survived

"They're just so sick of the stupid rhyme." Roman laughed.

"So are the thousands of children that have to learn it..." Saber snatched a drink from Qrow.

"Imagine being the guy remembered for killing your wife, instead of literally everything else you probably did. Sucks to be Jaune VIII." Taiyang looked slightly amused.

[All:]
But just for you tonight
We're divorced, beheaded
Live!
Welcome to the show
To the historemix
Switching up the flow
As we add the prefix
Everybody knows that
We used to be six wives
Dancing to the beat
Till the break of day. Once
We're done, we'll start again
Like it's the Renaissance

"Renaissance?" Weiss asked.

"It was the period between the Middle Ages and the Early Modern Period. Where in people actually started taking an interest in the arts and science, particularly from the classical era, hence the term Renaissance meaning rebirth." King explained.

"The history of Earth, seems quite colorful, isn't it." Ozpin said, a bit impressed.

"Yes. Our history is quite colorful... Mostly red, but I suppose there's more too." King replied, nonchalantly.

[All:]
Everybody knows
That we used to be six wives
...but now we're ex-wives

[All:]
Divorced

[Pyrrha Nikos:]
My name is Pyrrha Of Aragon
Was married 24 years, I'm a paragon
Of royalty, my loyalty is to the Vatican
So if you try to dump me
You won't try that again

"24 years!? The fuck is wrong with you, you blind? she's an actual goddess!" Weiss punched Jaune in the shoulder.

"Oum, I already hate my counterpart..." Jaune said, rubbing his shoulder from the pain.

[All:]
Beheaded

[Neopolitan:]
I'm that ice cream girl
And I'm up next, see
I broke England from the Church
Yeah, I'm that sexy
Why did I lose my head?
Well my sleeves may be green
But my lipstick's red!

"I... Can actually see her doing that even unintentionally. I-I can't even deny it." Roman groaned.

"Thanks for the support bro." Neo sarcastically? signed. How do you even sign sarcastically?

"How the heck is she somehow being sarcastic while signing?" Ruby whispered to Emerald.

"Hell if I know..." Emerald replied.

[All:]
Died

[Weiss Schnee:]
Weiss Schnee, the only one he truly loved

"Rude!" All the counterparts of the six wives said at the same time.

[All:]
Rude

"Yeah, Weiss no need to rub it in everyone's faces." Ruby rolled her eyes.

[Weiss Schnee:]
When my son was newly born
I died, but I'm not what I seem
Or am I?
Stick around and you'll
Suddenly see more...

"That's..." Weiss tried to say, before being hugged by Ruby.

"Dolt... Its not me." Weiss smiled at her leader.

"If I can't hug her, then you'll do just fine." Ruby said tightening her hold on the heiress.

[All:]
Divorced

[Cinder Fall]
Ich bin Cinder Fall

[All:]
Ja

[Cinder Fall:]
When he saw my portrait he was like...

[All:]
Jaa

"Welp, there goes my chance of meeting prince dipshit." Cinder rolled her eyes.

"It would be more appropriate to call him a King." Pyrrha corrected the maiden.

"King Dipshit then, happy now?" Cinder replied, sarcastically.

[Cinder Fall:]
But I didn't look as good
As I did in my pic
Funny how we all discuss that
But never Henry's little...

"Ohhh, shit!! Shots fired!" Sun and Neptune egged on Jaune.

"Boys... Settle down, the matter of Jaune's... Sword shall be settled in the bedroom with you three later. So quiet down." Cinder smirked, causing the two to shut up.

[Ruby Rose:]
Prick up your ears, I'm the Rose
Who lost her head

"Did you just push me off the stage?" Cinder looked at Ruby offended.

"What can I say, I liked you better on the floor." Ruby winked at the half maiden. Leaving a flustered Cinder Fall speechless.

"Where the hell did awkward Ruby learn to flirt!?" Team _WBY whispered to each other. While Saber and King merely tried to avoid eye contact with said team.

[All:]
Beheaded

[Ruby Rose:]
For my promiscuity outside of wed
Lock up your husbands
Lock up your sons
R Rose is here
And the fun's begun

"Well, they should be. She's literally seventeen, here." Tai muttered angrily.

"How'd you figure that out." Saber turned to him.

"Just everything she did. Her lines sound rather childish at times but not too mature as well. So I could atleast tell, that she's between seventeen and nineteen." Tai explained.

"You're good. Unfortunately for you, your on the mark." Saber shuddered.

"Oh, fuck... If Tai is right, then you're counterpart is fucking disgusting Arc!" Raven said in disgust.

"Oum, I really hate that guy..." Jaune muttered darkly.

[All:]
Survived

[Blake Belladonna :]
Five down, I'm the final wife
I saw him to the end of his life
I'm the survivor, Blake Belladonna
I bet you wanna know how I got this far
I said I bet you wanna know
How we got this far

"She outlived him after almost getting beheaded. Problem solved Blake." Saber said.

"Well. That was a bit anticlimactic." Ghira shrugged his shoulders.

"Nice going Blake, you outsmarted his fat ass. The shit cholesterol does to people." King congratulated.

[All:]
Do you wanna know how we got this far?
Then welcome to the show
To the historemix
Switching up the flow
As we add the prefix
Everybody knows that
We used to be six wives

At this point in the song practically everybody was vibin.

"Man this song is catchy." Neptune nodded his head to the beat.

[All:]
You want a queen Bee
Well there's half a dozen

"Right. They're a girl group... So who exactly is they're leader?" Sun wondered aloud.

"Its obviously me. Seeing as I'm the first wife." Pyrrha said.

"No, clearly its me since I'm the... Tallest." Cinder countered.

"Well. I was the one he truly loved... So clearly I'm the leader." Weiss bragged.

"Rude. I'm the youngest, and therefore the fan favorite. So I'm obvs the leader." Ruby shrugged off Weiss.

[All:]
Everybody knows that
We used to be six wives
But now we're ex-wives!

One
Two
Three
Four
Five

SIX!

••••••••••

"Gotta admit that song was catchy as hell. We should watch more!" Mercury said, containing his excitement.

"We could, however. I've just been informed that the recording crystals have been reorganized earlier than expected... So we'll be moving on for now." Saber informed them.

"Aww... Would have liked to watch more but so be it." Ruby pouted.

"Not to worry. We will, but for now let's move on." Saber said.

A/N: So classes got suspended this week. So I had the time to finish this chapter, and reorganize all the requests. Which I did faster than expected, so now I won't be going through the entire Six the Musical unless of course you all want me to continue.

For now though, the next chapter will be... God of War

I've been wanting to do that anyway. So hope you'll enjoy the next chapter.

Have a nice day/evening/afternoon.