Ozpin I Enters the House of Commons

Saber walks the halls of the manor before reaching the central stair case, she smirks and pulls out a mega phone from thin air and puffs out her chest.


"ALRIGHT LAZY ASSES WAKE UP TIME FOR BREAKFAST"


Clatters all over the second floor could be heard throughout the mansion, as the people from Remnant hurry to get ready for the day.


Timeskip to after everyone has had their breakfast, and Salem has had her fill of souls or something...


Saber looks over at the screen while everyone starts taking their seats and getting comfortable.


"Okay, now that everyone has settled down. We can start watching the universe" Saber says while flipping through a box filled with crystals.


"So? What're we watching this time; awesome battles, romance, really cool weapons?" Nora says excitedly.


"No, nothing like that... I suppose" Saber says pulling out a shard from the box.


"Awww... So what are we watching?" Ruby interjects.


"We will be watching , King Ozpin I is all I can really say" Saber answers putting the shard in place.


"Again?" Qrow groans, taking a drink from under his seat.


"What will this one be about Ms. Saber?" Ozpin asks the woman.


"Oum, don't ask I barely know anything about this period" Saber sighs and goes back to her seat.


"Then what do you know?" Glynda asks their host.


"All I can tell you is Ozpin is about to do something stoopid" Saber says, before sitting down.


"Oh, so just normal then?" Salem says smirking at her husband.


"This... Can't be good..." Ozpin sighs and grabs some popcorn.


The screen flashes infront of them, revealing Roman Torchwick walking into the House of Commons, towards Qrow and a few members of parliament.


"The king is coming with a warrant for you, Raven Branwen, Jacque Schnee, Sir Arthur, and James Ironwood on the charge of high treason. I suggest you leave immediately" Roman warns before taking his seat from across the room.


"The fuck?"Qrow spits his drink out, and looks at the screen incredulously.


"Okay. Why am I working with these guys. And damn, you guys are hardcore, high treason really?" Roman gapes at the screen.


"With a fashion sense like that? Should be higher treason" Coco laughs, getting elbowed by Velvet.


"Coco don't be rude." Velvet chastises her leader.


"What? Those clothes are horrible" Coco defends, a few people seem to agree with her.


"The king is coming with a warrant for our arrest" Qrow leans towards Ironwood.


"What?"


"I suggest we leave at once" Qrow says, before walking towards the door.


"Uncle Qrow, where are you going you can't run away! Your innocent" Ruby shouts at her uncle.


"Didn't peg you for someone who would run away. Qrow" Winter spats at Qrow.


"Whoah. Whoah. Whoah. That's not me I swear, I would never commit treason" Qrow defends himself.


"Yes, but I want to know why we are being accused of treason" Ironwood says and looks at Saber.


"Hey. Don't look at me I don't know either" Saber puts her hands up in defense.


Qrow turns back to Ironwood, "James your name is on it".


Jaques Schnee beckons for Qrow and they leave hurriedly towards the door. Ironwood crosses his arms at Qrow and remains seated.


"Dumb Bastard." Mercury mutters under his breath.


Applauses echo throughout the room, as an official enters the chamber in worry.


"My lords! My lord! Gentlemen, the king comes! He with a hundred men-at-arms!"


The chamber erupts in shouts as they hurry to block the doors to prevent entry.


Ironwood stares at the commotion and leans back on his seat quietly.


"That doesn't look good for the general" Jaune says to his partner.


"Gee, thanks for the info Captain Obvious" Weiss replies, and looks back at the screen.


"500 lien says Ironwood gets arrested" Roman whispers to Watts.


"Deal" Watts says and smirks at the master criminal.


"90,000 lien says he doesn't get arrested" Saber smirks at the two.


"Deal. We're gonna be rich Neo!"Roman exclaims.


Soldiers form up outside the corridor outside the chamber, as a soldier dressed as an officer shouts while marching towards the door.


"Open in the name of the king!"


The chamber continues to cry out in outrage, as soldiers batter down the door from the other side.


"Ah, yes my favorite part of viewing dimensions. Breaking down the doors of a room filled with politicians!" Saber exclaims in glee.


"It would be quite... Enjoyable no?" Ozpin says to Glynda.


"Admittedly, it would be quite the sight" Glynda smirks thinking about busting down the Vale council room if they get asked to do something stupid again.


The Beacon students look at their professors and shiver at the thought of professor Goodwitch breaking down the doors of the Vale Council.


The soldiers clear a path inside the chamber for the king, who is revealed to be Ozpin.


Ozpin walks inside the chamber quieting down the entire chambers as he enters.


Ozpin moves towards the center of the chamber and removes his hat before speaking.


"Speaker, gentlemen you must pardon this infringement of your privilege but I will not detain you long".


"Speaker, I mist make hold of your chair." Ozpin points to the speakers seat and sits on it.


"I do not like this version of the headmaster" Ruby whispers to Weiss.


"Neither do I, it hits... Too close to home, I suppose" Weiss answers in a low voice.


"I never would once think to see Professor Ozpin sound like an a**hole" Summer says to her partner.


"Meh. I can" Raven says nonchalantly and takes a bite from her popcorn.


"I have here a warrant for the arrest of five members of this house.Qrow Branwen, Raven Branwen, Jacque Schnee, Arthur Watts, and James Ironwood upon a charge of treason" Ozpin announces, looking to find four empty seats and James Ironwood seated.


"Well. You certainly won't find them now" Roman says sarcastically.


"I see that the birds have flown. Mr.Speaker, where are these gentlemen?" Ozpin inquires to the house speaker.


The speaker kneels down before him, before speaking up.


"It appears your majesty, I have no eyes to see and no tongue to speak as this house gives me leave".


"Ha. He's not a rat, I can respect that" Roman speaks up, earning a few nods from the rest of the group.


"I hate to admit it but. A quality all of us can agree on I suppose" Ironwood concedes knowing the value of true loyalty.


"What!? But they're hiding traitors!" Weiss says surprised that the general agrees with the master criminal.


"Nobody likes a rat, princess. Loyalty after all is hard to gain and easy to lose" Roman answers the heiress.


Everyone seems to think on Romans words as they continue to watch on screen.


"Sir, I have eyes. I see that one of them is here. Captain take him!" Ozpin orders his guards.


Ozpins guards quickly attempt to arrest Ironwood, but is interrupted when he begins speaking.


"Any action against any member of this house is a breach privilege. And I move that this house declare as public enemy any who lay hands upon its members"


"He initiated a vote just before he gets arrested, mad man" Qrow gapes at the screen.


A chorus of agreements echo throughout the chamber.


"And I further move that any such actions against this house be considered a crime against the people and treason against this nation "


"Holy shit, he just turned the entire arrest against Ozpin" Jaune looks on the screen in shock.


"Now that is a pro gamer move" Yang chuckles and nudges her sister.


Ozpin begins to stand up and looks forward.


"So be it. Mr. Speaker, you will inform the members of this house that their presence is no longer required by the nation... This parliament is by my authority, teminated "


Ozpin signals his guards as he leaves the Chamber of Commons. Ironwood stands up and calls out towards him.


"Wait. Didn't you say Ozpin fucks up in this big time?" Cinder inquires, followed by a few nods from the rest of the audience.


"Yes and you'll find why in... 3... 2... 1" Saber counts.


"Your majesty. Are you aware that by your actions in this house today you may have pushed this nation to the brink of civil war?"


Ozpin ignores this and continues walking out of the chamber.


"I think that maybe you shouldn't have ignored that, dear" Salem speaks up.


"Yes. You may be right" Ozpin replies.


Saber stands up and looks at everyone before speaking up.


"So? What did everyone think?"


"It. Was intriguing to say the least" Salem says.


"It was pretty intense, who knew politics could get that out of hand fast" Pyrrha says, looking over to the blank screen.


"Yes. Politics can get out of hand rather quickly Ms. Nikos" Ozpin says.


"Meh, too much politics" Mercury says, earning a nudge from Emerald.


Saber smirks at Roman reminding him of their bet.


"Fine... Here" Roman begrudgingly hands her 500 lien.


"A pleasure doing business with you, Mr. Torchwick" Saber smirks before grabbing a box next to her.


"Before we start with the next one, be warned it may get a bit... Weird" Saber cackles.





A/N: So thats that for this chapter. I won't be updating again for this week due to my exams. I promise to put up the later chapters when I can tho.


Next chapter will be weirdmageddon part 1


Stay tuned and have a nice day/evening/night.



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