Elden Ring Intro

A few moments after the last chapter...

"I mean, do I really have to do an intro?" Saber asked as she slotted the recording crystal into place.

"I mean... Kinda?" Ruby averted her eyes from the goddess.

"Fine. Fine. So, this next one is mostly an overview of what happened during the Shattering and the introduction of new contenders to the Elden Throne." Saber explained quickly, as the screen comes to life.

The fallen leaves tell a story

The image shows Salem desperately hammering at something with a bright golden glow.

CLANG!

As Ozma is seen in the very same pose hammering the Elden Ring.

"Wait. What the- Freaky..." Sun awed.

"They're the same person aren't they." Raven looked bored.

"No, they're not." Qrow looked at his sister like she was insane.

"Are too!"

"Gods damnit, they're doing it again." Summer groaned.

The great Elden Ring was shattered

The image showed the Elden Ring breaking apart.

In our home, across the fog, the Lands Between.

Now, an image of Salem is shown as quickly as it disappears.

Now, Queen Salem the Eternal is nowhere to be found. And in the night of the black knives. Yang the Golden was first to perish.

The screen glowed, revealing Yang held down by several Black Knife Assassin's and a dagger lodged into her back.

Soon, Salem's offspring, demigods all, claimed the shards of the Elden Ring.

The images of the demigods were soon shown; with Weiss holding a scepter in her hand, Ozpin pinning Winter to the ground with his cane, and a small Summer being carried by a mysterious person.

"These guys ae nuts!" Nora said in awe.

"Professor Ozpin looks like a hobo. No offense prosfessor." Coco stiffled a giggle.

"Heh. Ya, lost to hobo Oz." Qrow laughed at Winter.

"How dare you-" Winter tried to rant but was cut off.

The mad taint of their new found strength triggered the Shattering.

"Wait. So it wasn't because everything went to shit with the destruction of the Elden Ring?" Weiss tried to think.

"The world went to shit. BECAUSE of the Shattering. Or so I'm told." Saber explained.

A disturbing image of a decapitated Whitley is shown being devoured by a snake.

"I think... I'm gonna hurl." Weiss looked away nauseous.

"Then we shall do so TOGETHAA." Saber joined in with a mixed reaction.

A war from which no lord arose.

A picturesque image of Ruby and Winter during the Battle of Aeonia is shown.

A war leading to abandonment of the Greater Will.

The screen blackned to reveal a graveyard presumably filled with thousands of tarnished.

Arise now, ye tarnished.

The screen begins to show a closer look of the graveyard, a sea of dead.

"What the heck is going on." Ruby wondered.

"Okay! History lesson time. The tarnished as shown, were the warriors of the first Elden Lord who accompanied him when he was essentially banished from the Lands Between. Now, the Greater Dipshit is apparently desperate and brought them back to life to take up the throne." Saber explained.

"You really sound like you hate the guy." Jaune pointed.

"Lady, actually. The bitch has multiple personalities that range from BDSM knifeplay MILF to the AIDS spreader that got locked in the basement, and the weird alter ego who likes fucking with stuff and something about Chaos and odd fingers." Saber answered with a massive amount of malice.

Ye dead, who yet live. The call of long lost grace, speaks to us all!

Taiyang Xiao Long, chieftain of the badlands.

The screen showed a dying Tai as the grace glimmered beside him.

"Woah! He's got a lion!" Nora pointed out excitedly.

"I want a lion pet, dad!" Ruby seconded the excitement.

"Absolutely not!" Weiss protested.

"Perhaps not a lion, sweetie. I don't even think that's legal." Tai scratched the back of his head.

The ever brilliant, Oobleck.

The screen showed, an extremely thin Oobleck wearing a sun laid on the floor as grace sprouted beside him.

Blake Belladonna, the deathbed companion.

Blake was shown laying on the bed as she stared at the grace that suddenly emerged.

"Ugghh... Do I even have to ask?" Blake said awkwardly.

"Do you think it vulgar, perhaps? Fret not, she merely saps the vigor out of people she hugs to give it to dead people... I think." Saber answered with a faux accent.

"Oh, for a sec I thought Blake here does it with a corpse." Sun sighed in relief.

The Loathesome Dung Eater

Dung Eater was then shown getting dunged on as he hanged for his dung eating crimes.

"The fuck? HAHAHAHA that's hilarious!" Mercury laughed uncontrollably followed by the others.

"You wouldn't laugh, when your on the receiving end of Dunging Time." King shivered remembering Boggart.

And Sir Arthur Watts, the All-Knowing

Watt's ear filled coffin was soon revealed as grace sprouted directly on his chest.

"Ha! Take that, a respectable title for one such as myself." Watts boasted.

"Are you honestly trying to get validation from a different world? Dr. Arthur Watts the tech-guy?" Cinder fired back as several Ohhh are heard in the room.

"Oh, snap!" One of the students in the room yelled.

Watts was about to retort but was stopped by Salem, causing Cinder to smirk triumphantly.

"If you, immature brats are done, shall we continue." Salem glared at the two.

"Yes, my lady."

"Yes, mistress."

But a speck of grace continued to travel, soon resting itself into a gloved hand.

And one other, whom grace would once again bless.

The hand flinched as grace seemingly entered into the body.

A Tarnished of no renown.

The body moved as it got up, revealing a familiar blonde hair as he stared blankly on the ground.

"Yep. Sound like me alright. Weak and a nobody." Jaune frowned.

"First of all. The narrator, said no renown. In other words not famous, nothing about being weak. So stop putting yourself down like that." The heiress uncharacteristically comforted the blonde knight.

"Yeah, Jaune! You're totally great at other stuff." Ruby tried to cheer up her fellow team leader.

"Okay Okay. You two make a good point." Jaune laughed.

Cross the fog, to the Lands Between

The fog began to clear into a bright light as Jaune rose his head.

To stand before the Elden Ring

And become the Elden Lord...

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"Did ya like that? Well you're gonna love that next one! Let's go shall we?" Saber said as a recording crystal flew into her hands.

"Eager. Are we?" Tai joked.

"Sorta. But please, I realize y'all haven't had a break. Go, do bathroom things get snacks, and me a beer. Then return across the Hallway, and something that rhymes between." Saber said as she poofed everyone but herself from the room

"Ahh, peace and quiet..."

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Next chapter: Elden Ring Age of Stars GMV

Have a nice day/evening/night

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