Born 2 Rule

Saber pulls out a crystal from her pocket and silently slots it in.


"Okay, now that you've all calmed down now-" she begins, looking at Yang's taped mouth.


"You can begin watching again, yay!" Saber cheers monotonously.


"So... What cool stuff, we watching next Saber?" Sun asks.


"Its not necessarily cool, per-say. You'll be reacting to the Georgian Era monarchs. I'm witholding information for now. So best you all just watch" Saber informs.


"Well, okay then?" Neptune says awkwardly.


The screen turns on revealing Ozpin, Oscar, Port, and Oobleck on stage.


The 4 Georges...


"So that's why its called the Georgian Era, huh?" Weiss says.


"So what makes them so special to warrant an era named after them?" Ironwood asks the two hosts.


King looks at Saber, silently asking if their allowed to answer yet.


With an affirmative nod from his partner, he addresses Ironwood's question.


"Well how do I put this... The era is most noted for seeing a time of massive social and political changes, as well as the start of the industrial revolution. Its also here that saw Britain rise to being the worlds number 1 Great Power."


"Ohh. So it was under these kings I believe. That their kingdom would grow in power and status?" Weiss says.


"Yes and No, to an extent..." Saber mutters to herself.


"Something like that, yes." King responds before unpausing the video.


[Ozpin]
I took the throne of England
Just 'cause I was protestant
A German prince whose English stank
King George number one


"Wait, really. They just gave him the throne of England, cause he's protestant and... German?" Weiss asks perplexed.


"But. He's not English, can they really do that?" Willow follows up.


"Successions in Earth are a lot different from your kingdoms. Simply, King George I succeeded the throne because his mother had been previously elected to the throne but had died before she could become queen." Saber answered their questions.


"My brain hurts from that explanation." Yang groans at Saber, having freed herself from the flex tape.


"Oh, trust me. Successions of our monarchies get messy partially because everyone is technically related." King laughs.


"Hehe, family circle go brr." Saber laughs, making everyone look at them confused.


[Oscar]
I like to argue, now that's clear
Especially with my father here
And when he died of diarrhoea
I fought with my son


"Pfftt. Out of everything to die from Ozma, this takes the cake" Salem tries to suppress her laughter.


"Well that was a SHITTY way to die." Tai jokes, making the room groan again.


"The bane of people 200 year ago. Fucking diarrhea." King snickers.


"Okay, enough shit talk. Fun fact, King George II was the last king to fight on battlefield in person" Saber says.


"Kids, pretty badass if that's the case" Qrow praises.


[Oobleck]
I broke records with my sixty year reign


"Damn. That's a long time to be alive to rule " Neptune comments.


" Is it just me or does professor Oobleck look crazier than usual?" Yang asks, earning a few nods from her classmates.


"Mis. Xiao Long, please treat your teacher with more respect." Goodwitch warned.


[Port]
And I broke the scales with my giant frame


Everyone burst out laughing as Port sang the line. Even Salem who's normally emotionless cracked a smile.


[ALL]
Born to rule over you
King George


[Port]
Four


[Oobleck]
Three


[Oscar]
One


[Ozpin]
And two


[ALL]
You had to do what we told you to
Just because our blood was blue


"I thought our blood was red?" Ruby asks confused, making Weiss facepalm.


"Not literally, Ruby. It just means they were rich or royalty." Weiss tells her partner.


"Ohhhh" the girl said, shutting up.


"This song is kinda catchy" Jaune says, humming along.


[Ozpin]
I was a hunk, girls adored me
Ladies all swooned before me
They would do anything for me
Or I'd have their husbands killed


"Dude. That's fucked up..." Tai says.


"Well that took a dark turn..." Qrow remarks.


"Married too?" Salem smirks at her ex, causing Ozpin to level a similar glare.


[Oscar]
Had a war with Prince Charles Bonnie


[Oobleck]
Everyone said that I was f-f-funny


"Ugghh. He wasn't even that bad, I quite liked him when he wasn't bonkers" Saber remarks.


"So. He wasn't always a bit crazy?" Winter asked.


"Yep. He was at the very least the most liked of the Georgians" King answered for his partner.


"So why'd he lose it?" Mercury asked curious.


"Hell if I know. A few joke, that its because they lost the American colonies during the revolution." Saber says.


[Port]
I spent everyone's money


[ALL]
Our subjects were not thrilled


"Gee. I wonder why?" Qtow asked sarcastically.


"That must have been so worth it" Mercury laughs.


"Incidentally the invest was solid for the royal family, they get a new palace after all. The common folk, not so much" Saber says.


"Yeah, like the entire city of Atlas, but a palace." King says as an offhand remark.


[Ozpin]
I was the sad one


[Oscar]
And I was the bad one


[Oobleck]
I was the mad one


[Port]
And I was the fat one


At this point team CFVY and surprisingly Roman were already humming along to the song.


"It feels as though people don't really give them enough credit to the things they achieve and only talk about their misgivings." Ozpin says observing the song.


"I mean. Your right, but at the same time people always learn the things they've achieved already. So why not their misgivings instead?" Saber says to Ozin.


"I suppose, you do have a point. I'll keep that in mind." Ozpin tells her.


[ALL]
We were born to rule over you
Georges


[Ozpin]
One


[Oobleck]
Three


[Port]
Four


[Oscar]
And two


"Born to ruulee over yoouu!" Yang belts out alongside the song.


"That. Was actually impressive, good job Yang" Weiss praises her teammate.


[Oobleck & Port]
England's kings


[Ozpin& Oscar]
Though we were German too


[Port]
Him


[Ozpin]
Then him


[Oobleck]
Then me


[Ozpin, Oscar& Oobleck]
Then you


[Ozpin]
We were born


[Ozpin, Oscar & Oobleck]
Born to rule over you


[Port]
Born to rule


[Ozpin]
Gorged on fruit
Then I died on the loo


Everyone was now singing along to the song and laughing. Saber and King look at each other amused by the RWBY cast and their antics.


[Oscar]
People hated us


[ALL]
And we hated them too


"If you can't please 'em" Cinder remarks.


"Hate them too?" Emerald finishes Cinders saying.


[Oobleck & Port]
Born to rule over you


[Ozpin & Oscar]
Born to rule over you


[Oobleck]
Me, I was as batty as a bonkers kangaroo


[Port]
Me, I would have been more at home in a zoo


"With all his stories? Definitely" Qrow jokes, earning a few laughs from the students.


"And Weiss still insist we listen." Yang snickers at the heiress.


"Well what if we doze off and he actually says something important,huh?" Weiss defends herself.


[ALL]
And now our song is through


[Oscar]
Yeah...


[Ozpin, Oscar & Port]
Georges


[Oobleck]
Banana


"Well that was interesting..." Tai finally stops laughing.


"Well? What did y'all think?" King asked.


"It was pretty catchy, thats for sure" Scarlet says.


"It. Was entertaining and informative that's for sure" Ozpin says.


"Good. Good. By the way get ready for the next one, its pretty despairy" King says.


"That's not a word..." Saber facepalms.


A/N: No, notes today cause my phone is laggy I think its broken.


Anyway


Next chapter is


Danganronpa 3: Despair arc Carnage clip


See y'all later.


Have a nice day/evening/afternoon.

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