Weirdmageddon part 1

Saber inserts a shard into the screen, and sits back down.


"So... Before we start the reaction, I would just like to remind you that no puking please?" Saber asks the audience sweetly.


"Okay? But what are we reacting to?" Jaune asks the host.


"Well... You'll be reacting to a certain event that happened to a sleepy town called Gravity Falls" Saber answers.


"What could possibly happen in a town like that?" Weiss asks.


"Oh? You'd be surprised at what happens there snowflake" Saber answers.


Saber watches the screen light up and smiles.


"Unlike the other universes you won't just be reacting to your other selves, but also to a very powerful inter-dimansional demon" Saber says before sitting down.


"Huh. Fun" Weiss mumbles.


Saber rolls her eyes, "I know, he won't stop borrowing sugar". Saber turns her attention to the screen.


The screen begins glowing, revealing a massive tear in the sky as a spectral Jaune looks down on the town.


"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Oh! Its happening its finally finally happening" Jaune laughs with glee as his body gets wrapped up in flesh and metal.


"What. The. Fuck!" Roman says in disgust.


"The hell just happened?" Weiss says feeling nauseous.


"LANGUAGE" Ruby points at her partner.


"What even is that thing and why does it look like Mr. Arc" Ozpin says looking at the screen with disgust and fascination.


"He seems like a pretty chill guy. Just saying" Tyrian says chuckling at the scene, earning him a glare from Cinder.


"Ladies and Gents. I present to you Mr. Jaune Cipher the demon of the mindscape" Saber says finding amusement in their reactions.


"Physical form, don't mind. If. I do" Jaune exclaims as his body starts glowing.


The screen cuts to a panicking Watts and unconscious Yang being levitated and wrapped in a pink bubble with the symbol of a shooting star.


"This real bad. Guys, we've got a situation" Watts says before vanishing somewhere.


"Huh? Where did I go? What the hell is happening?" Watts says, looking at his counterpart on-screen.


"Yang! What's happening to Yang Saber!" Ruby asks worriedly to the raven haired woman.


"Relax Red, she's fine just trapped in a bubble of... How should I put this, false happiness?" Saber answers lifting her chin up and looking at the screen.


The town below Jaune begins trembling as the citizens of Gravity Falls look on to the sky in fear and astonishment.


"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. ALRIGHT LISTEN UP YOU ONE-LIFESPANED THREE-DIMENSIONAL FIVE SENSE SKIN PUPPETS" Jaune says before shrinking down to normal.


"For one-trillion years I've been trapped in my own decaying dimension, waiting for new universe to call my own. Names Jaune, but you can call me your new lord and master for all of eternity" Jaune says cheerfully, as he eviscerates a statue of Nicholas Schnee with his eyes.


"So, he's been trapped in his own dimension for a trillion years?" Ironwood asks.


"That's... Incredible, one could only imagine how that must have felt like" Winter says fascinated at this version of Jaune.


"Mmm... Yes, one can only imagine..." Saber says glancing at Ozpin and Salem.


"Now meet the gang of inter-dimansional criminals and nightmares I call my friends" Jaune gestures towards the year in the sky.


8-ball
As a goblin-like creature with 8-balls for eyes jumps out of the portal, followed by a laughing gem.


Kryptos


The being who's name must never be said.


"Why though?" Ruby asks


"Maybe he's really powerful and Jaune doesn't want to reveal what that is" Weiss answers her partner


The being lands next to the first two, as Jaune laughs.


"Oh what the heck its Xanthar"


Weiss's face scrunches up,"Well. Nevermind then"


"Then of course there's also teeth, keyhole, hectagon, and morphis shape, pyronica, pacifier and these guys" Jaune quickly introduces the rest of his crew.


"This is out town now boys!" Jaune proclaims, as his demon friends start laughing.


"Now see here you unholy triangle fella, as mayor I strongly urge you to get- get on outta here" Lionheart says to Jaune.


"Wait, is that? Lionheart. BWHAHAHAHAHA" Qrow spits out his drink and laughs.


"Lionheart as a mayor? How Intriguing, how'd he get voted in in the first place?"


"You don't wanna know." Saber says holding in a laugh remembering the election day.


"Yeah. Things with one eye are weird!" An old lady with a cane adds in.


"We don't like out of towners!" Velvet steps forward.


"We punch what we don't understand!" Hazel says as he rips out a mailbox in half.


Salem gives Hazel a questioning look followed by a chuckling Tyrian


"I would never" Hazel denies vehemently.


"He definitely would" Cinder deadpans, and smirks at Hazel.


Salem's inner circle all laugh, knowing Hazel would most likely punch something he didn't understand.


"I would just like to say that as a rich capitalist I welcome your tyrannical rule. Perhaps I can be your uh... Horseman of the apocalypse?"


"Dad!" Weiss glares at him


"Dad!" Weiss exclaims at the same time as her counterpart.


'Maybe, some people really cannot change' A few people in the room think to themselves.


"Not now sweetie the grown ups are talking" Jaques silences her.


Weiss groans at her father on screen.


"Oh wow that's a great offer how about instead I shuffle the functions of every hole in your face" Jaune says and snaps his fingers disfiguring Jacques face and leaving him screening.


"Okay! Breakfast is coming up" Roman/Jaune speaks up as they puke in disgust at the scene.


"Oh for fuck sake! I just had that cleaned" Saber frowns handing Neo and Pyrrha a bucket.


"Well I'm gonna have nightmares" Mercury deadpans.


Cinder scrunches her face in disgust as even she isn't that messed up.


Tyrian rolls laughing on the floor, "Why didn't I think of that. Its brilliant!"


Salem looks at Tyrian in disgust wondering where she went wrong with the scorpion faunus.


Jaune laughs as he watches the citizens if Gravity Falls run in terror, freezing deputy Harriet into stone.


Sheriff Clover catches the stoned deputy in his arms and wails.


"My precious deputy Harriet. Nooo"


Jaune clasps his hands together, "Its time we do a little decorating I could really use with a castle of some kind." As he raises a pyramid into the sky


"And how about some bubbles of pure madness." As bubbles begin springing around and one hits a guy, causing him to scream and tear his shirt off.


"I wonder what he saw" Winter says clearly disturbed by the events happening on screen.


"Maybe your internet history, tuts" Qrow chuckles.


Winter tries lunging at him but is stopped by an unmovable force.


"Ah Ah Ah, no fighting" Saber says waving her index finger around.


"This party never stops. Time is dead and meaning has no meaning, existence is upside down and I reign supreme" Jaune says, as time seemingly slows down and fires engulf his surroundings.


"The sonofabitch does throw a good party" Saber chuckles, remembering attending one.


"Wait. What did he mean by time is dead?" Ruby asks curios at the quote.


"Well... It just means that nothing matters anymore and resistance is futile" Saber answer the hooded girl.


"That. Doesn't sound like a party though" Ruby frowns.


"Of course not... Your too pure for this world" Saber chuckles.


"Welcome one and all, to WEIRDMAGEDDON"


The screen cuts to an overlooking of the town as a giant water tank screeches.


Saber laughs and looks at the audience before addressing them.


"Well? What did we learn today"


"What did. We learn today?" Blake answers cautiously.


"Never go against a being more powerful than you?" Mercury shrugs


"Be clever and not fight back when at a disadvantage?" Winter says.


"Clover has a thing for Harriet?" Qrow answers semi-drunk.


"Well... No. Yes. Yes... But the real lesson is don't be stupid, everyone craves happiness even if it is fucked up and how you get is disgustingly wrong" Saber says


"And above all else the rules of the Multiverse that I want all of you to remember from hear on out like its a mantra or some shit... Time is dead and meaning has no meaning" Saber says flicking her wrist to being the box of crystals to her.


"The next one may be just as disturbing as this one, but more on the meh side of gore, I suppose" Saber says flipping a crystal in her hand and slots it in the screen.


A/N: I'm supposed to be reviewing for my finals today but I can't get this chapter out of my head so I just had to do it before I lose my train of thought about what to do with it


Next chapter will be... Dun... Dun... Dun...


Japanese Infantry vs Soviet tanks


P.S. I don't know what movie or series this is so all my knowledge would pretty much be just this scene.


Have nice day/night/evening

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