Kokichi led Kiki and Kimiko up the stairs to the girls rooms because they begged him to escort them out of fear of running into Kiyo again. He led them to Kaede and Miu's room, where Miu was tinkering away at one of her inventions. 

   "Oh, Miiiuuuuuu!" Kokichi sang. 

   "The hell do you want, stick dick?!" Miu spat. "Can't you see I'm busy?!"

   "Woooow, that's no way to speak in front of two little girls," Kokichi said with a cheeky grin. Miu whirled around and saw Kiki and Kimiko. 

    "Who are they?" she spat.

    "This is Himiko's little sister, Kimiko, and this is my cousin, Kiki," Kokichi replied.

    "You mean there're two of you!" Miu cried, staring incredulously at Kokichi and Kiki. "As if one of you wasn't bad enough! What the hell do you even want?"

   "First of all, you're gonna build some weapons for us," Kimiko said. "And you're gonna stop cussing!"

    "Tuh...I ain't buildin' nothin' for you two little snots!" Miu scoffed. "And, you know what? I can cuss if I wanna, dammit! I ain't gonna stop because some midgets told me so! Besides, you two should try it sometime! You need to add some color to your vocabulary, ha-haaa!"

    "You better watch your mouth, Chestnut," Kiki warned, crossing her arms. 

    "Ch-Chestnut?! Why did you call me Chestnut?" Miu asked, raising a brow. 

    "Because if you don't control your mouth, we're gonna roast you on an open fire," Kiki replied. 

   "Nee-heehee...you'd better do what they say, Miu," Kokichi warned. "They annihilated Kaito earlier!" 

    "Ha ha haaa! You think I'm scared of some little kids?!" Miu cackled. "You two will probably start cryin' once you get your candy taken away! Go back to suckin' your binkies and drinkin' your bottles, ya little shitheads!" Kimiko turned to Kiki, her eyebrows raised.

    "Did she just call us that?" she asked.

    "Oh, yes, she did!" Kiki replied.

    "Oh, no, she didn't!" Kimiko said.

    "I heard it with my own ears," Kiki replied, swiveling her head. 

    "Well, she's about to hear it from us with her own elephant-sized ears," Kimiko said as she and Kiki glared at Miu, with ammunition in their guns.

   "Pink suits you well," Kiki started. 

     "Ha! That's not an insult, ya little moron!" Miu said. 

    "It makes you look like a pig, which, coincidentally, is what you are," Kiki finished with her sarcastic grin.

     "Eeeeeeee!!" Miu whimpered. "I don't...look like...a piiiiig!"

    "And why are you even here?" Kimiko asked. "Weren't you supposed to be put out with the rest of the trash yesterday morning?"

    "T-T-T-Trash?!" Miu whined

    "Pottymouth is the right word for what you are because crap comes out of your mouth, and your mouth even smells like crap!" Kiki said. 

    "And why do you wear a bunch of leather?" Kimiko asked. "Is it to remind you how much of a cow you are?"

    "And what's with your octopus tentacle hair?" Kiki said. "I'll tell you what's up with it, it's because you suck!"

   "In more ways than one," Kokichi muttered impishly to himself. 

    "You're so dumb that you make my sister look like a genius!" Kimiko said. Kokichi uttered a short, breathy laugh and shook his head in disbelief.

   "You're so ugly that when your mom saw you for the first time, she killed herself!" said Kiki.

   "Your eyes are blue because they're so sad that they're attached to a loser!"

    "You wear those goggles to protect your eyes from the glass shards of the mirror when it cracks every time you look at it!"

    "You wear all those belts around your body to keep all your fat from falling out!"

    "The reason why your hair droops at the top of your head is because what's right underneath it is empty inside!"

   "And why do you have barbed wire around your neck? It makes me ask 'wire' you wearing such a stupid-looking necklace?"

    "You're so disgusting that toilet paper wouldn't even clean you up! Aaaannnnd..."

    "Your boobs are fake, just like the rest of you!" both Kiki and Kimiko said simultaneously.

      "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!" Miu squealed in defeat as she sunk to her knees. 

    "Shots fired," Kiki and Kimiko said in unison, blowing the tips of their index fingers as if they were guns.

   "Nee-heehee...now, that's what I call a weenie roast!" Kokichi snickered. 

   "You're gonna do as we say, get it?" Kiki ordered Miu, crossing her arms. 

    "Y-Y-Yes, ma'aaaaam!!" Miu whimpered tearfully. 

    "Good!" Kimiko said. "Stand up! And be quick with it!" Miu immediately stood up, wiping her nose with her sleeve. 

    "Okay! Hm...let's see..." Kiki mumbled thoughtfully. "I know! You're gonna build for us an electrified mace!"

   "Yeah! And a hammer with huuuuge spikes on it, and a laser gun, and-"

   "Hang on, you two, I'll take it from here," Kokichi interrupted, gently nudging them out of the bedroom. He turned back to Miu. "Okay, bitchlet, just make a mini refrigerator."

   "B-But...they wanted me to make them w-weapons," Miu stammered.

    "Nee-heehee...it's not for them, it's for me!" Kokichi said. "I've always wanted a mini fridge in my room!"

   "But...I thought-" Miu began.

   "It's not your job to think, you dumbass ho," Kokichi interrupted in a low voice. "Your job is to do what I say, got that?"

   "Everyone is just...b-bossin' me ar-r-round todaaaayyy!" Miu whined. 

   "Well, suck it up...since you're so good at doing that," Kokichi sneered with an evil grin. He turned to leave Miu alone in her room. 

   "So, is she gonna make us weapons, Kokichi?" Kiki asked.

   "Nope!" Kokichi replied. 

    "Ugh...do I gotta go in there and tell her off again?" Kimiko said, stomping her way back towards the room. But, Kokichi stopped her. 

    "You guys don't need Miu's help," he said. "She's useless, anyways."

    "But, why did you bring us up here in the first place if you think that?" Kiki asked.

     "Nee-heehee...I thought it was a good opportunity to see her get roasted by you two," Kokichi admitted. "And my instincts were correct!"

    "Ooohhhh...Kokichi," Kimiko sighed adoringly. "You know us so well." Kiki smiled and rolled her eyes.

    "Anyways, if we don't have weapons, how are we going to defeat Kuchisake-Onna?" she asked. Kokichi grinned mischievously at them.

   "Have you tried...talking to her first?" he asked.