"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IT WORKED IT WORKED IT WORKED IT WORKED"

The first thing Kiki saw or the first thing that caught her attention was Mike dancing in circle, a mix of polka, french cancan, cueca and maybe a little of a japanese ritual, while yelling out loud, singing actually, how much happy he was.

Evidently everyone's ears were bleeding and the battle scene was pretty awkward.

Tomura looked like he could kill Mike.

...

Okay, okay, like he would kill Mike.

Thankfully everyone is literally paralyzed by the yelling right now.

Sadly even us,

If Shigaraki try to talk to the Nomu, the Nomu won't hear right?

Nope 

So now what?

Now we should get that boy out of here his screaming is KILLING me

Kiki, even if she was shaking and bleeding and felt like her ears were being smashed constantly against some wall, bravely made a step towards her only friend, then another, and another and step by step made her way towards her precious friend, the only one with who she could discuss about the fantastic world of manga and anime, the only one who could understand her decisions, like make the satanic ritual bnha version.

She was going to save him, for the friendship between them, she was going to save that person close to her heart, that person always by her side. And when finally she reached Mike, she, with the power of love and friendship, SMASHED THAT ASSH*LE'S FACE AGAINST THE GROUND, he deserved it.

And the yelling ended. What a beautiful feeling.

Nobody dared to make a sound, Kiki because she was enjoying the silence, the heroes and the students and the villains because the situation was quite strange and everybody was looking at each other hoping someone would explain why the person who appeared in the villain's portal was showing her middle finger to the now unconscious guy who had exactly the same reaction as her and why there was a piece of paper with a satanic circle and a picture of one of the student.

Kiki then dragged the assh*le out of the scene.

"Nothing happened, you saw nothing, you heard nothing, goodbye."She said to everybody present before  running as fast she could, 'cause he was attracting everyone's attention goddm*mit if only she knew he would do that she wouldn't have bring him here.

Kiki didn't came back to the place where she was but choose the forest instead, and only stopped walking when she was fifteen or twenty meters inside the woods.

She let the body down, let fall her bag next to him, opened it and put Mike's paper on it.

Kiki sat down not knowing what to do.

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And waited for 300 long seconds then decided to wake Mike up.

She turned towards him and slapped him once.

"Dude, wake up."

Seeing no reactions, she slapped him again.

"Bro, the nap's over." She slapped him again and again and again. At the eleventh attempt Mike raised his head and opened his eyes.

"Kiki! I have an existential question!"

"Dude, I don't think it's the moment-" "Just listen! In TodoBaku, who's top, who's bottom?"

"..."

"Don't look at me like this! I know we're in another universe and all but it just appeared in my mind and I can't answer it!"

"I was thinking about it recently, and in my opinion, Todoroki is top, except if Kacchan's angry or something like that. Now can we focus on surviving here pls?"