Eh

May I help with an idea?

.... Can I trust you?

Oh, do not worry, it is a good one *smirk evily mentally*

"I'LL ANSWER I PROMISE! But please keep your hands away! Oooh thank you! ......So, All Might's secret -she took a deep breath to stop the shaking on her knees- eh bien c'est simple; il a mangé un cheveux! Là est le secret de son pouvoir!" she finished putting the thumb up and with a commercial (nervous) smile on her face.

"What?" Exclaimed Shigaraki almost shouting, confounded.

"Ah mais pardon, (alors bien sûre ironiquement le pardon hein; n'allez pas croire que je m'excuse vraiment) je vous ai dit un des secrets, je n'ai pas précisé lequel. Et puis, là je vous ai dit le cas le plus probable ou logique, peut être que c'était autrement."shrugging the shoulders to show her doubt about the last affirmation

"What are you saying?!"

"Eh ben, ces cernes sous tes yeux! Tu te couche à quelle heure? Et manges-tu cinq fruits et légumes par jour? Ah bah mon vieux, faut penser à ta santé quand même!"

"What did you say? Talk in english!" shouted angrily Shigaraki approaching the hand again

"Sorry! Pleaaaase take it away! Ooooooh thank you!....The problem is that my english is really .......limited? ..poor? and I'm pretty sure I don't know any more words. Donc je continue dans une langue que je connais un peu mieux. But can we try to talk with signs? Like nod the head for a yes, that kind of things. Okay? Perfect. "-"I DON'T EVEN SAID YE"-"Then just ask things that I can answer with yes or no." she finished interrumpting him, very tensed and nervous.

And don't forget to deny everything

"Was this french?" asked Kurogiri.

"..... Yo? Hablar francés? Está seguro? "

...

. . .

.  .  .

Dude, when I say deny everything it's about the BNHA universe. WHO CARES IF YOU TALK FRENCH OR NOT.

Dear myself , with all due respect, THIS IS ALREADY A CRISIS WITHOUT YOUR COMMENTARIES SO IF IT'S NOT USEFUL KEEP YOUR MENTAL MOUTH SHUT. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

"Do you know All Might's weakness?" repeated Kurogiri.

Deny everything

But we need to win time before the epic I AM HERE entrance!!!

...

Okay don't deny it

"I do know it, but describe it will be difficult, at least I can try to tell the Nomu how defeat him. .......Try."

"And why should we believe you?"

"Ha...haha" laughing nerviously"that is a veeery good question.He...hehe. Well if yOu dOn'T wAnt To bEliEVe Me ThEn dOn'T.iT iS NoT mY prObLeM KUrOgiRi..."

SHOW MORE ASSURANCE THEY'LL NEVER BELIEVE OTHERWISE

oH S**t Up yOu! YoU thiNk iT's EaSY?!

at least stop shaking!

I FREACKING CAN'T AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH KUROGIRI IS GETTING TO CLOSER I DON'T WANT TO DIE PLEASE THERE'S SO MUCH ANIME I NEED TO SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

..... *sigh mentally* If it's the really only option...

Listen myself,  I won't regret anything, it is for your own good. Please, believe in me.

"And what can I do to made you beli-"she asked the faster she could before her mind start the evil plan but something pop up in her mind, not letting her finish.

"hum! beli*cough*"she coughed intentionally a few times to hide the beginning of a laugh"*cough**cough* BeLiEvE M-"

"MmmmMmmMmMM"she covered her mouth. It wasn't the time to laugh two dangerous villains were around her but the brain attacked again with this

"mmMMmmmmMpfahAHAHAH!!!! I HATE YOU STUPID BRAIN!!"

"Wha-"MY BRAIN IS REMEMBERING MEMES!"

"¿Remembering you me- ""Yes! HAHAHa Ow no my stomach hurts!-"

" OMG I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!!!!"

"¿sma-pfAHAHAH!"

She stayed laughing like mad, crying and holding her stomach, rolling on the ground for five entire minutes. But something interrupt them

"I AM HERE!"