Hey laddie, let's suicide! (/-_-\)

The teenager hurried to emerge out of the artificial lake and threw up the water she ingurgitated. Her eyes shined when she identified the place as the big pool.


But then remembered that the USJ was being attacked.


And that in no time Kurogiri would transport Deku, Asui and Mineta precisely to the zone where she was. The floof zone With the recruited villains. Oh. Yes. S**t. The villains. And then Deku would punch into the water and Mineta use his hair to stick them together.


BUT you don't want to be stick with villains, aren't you?


Ha, that's only if they let you alive.


......But it was "Delaware smash" wasn't it- WHO  CARES MOVE NOW!


I swimmed to the land as fast as I could and luckily only when I reached the ground the portal appear above the water. And then I ran to the forest.


So what am I supposed to do now? Wait for the Heroes to appear......just like that? Well, maybe yes. I need to think about what's happening.


First:


Is this really Boku no Hero Academy universe? Not that I don't wan't it, but it would be sad if t's just a dream.


.......... I  pinched myself again. Touched a tree. Punched the tree. Pinched myself again. And  again. And again. And again. AND CRIED OF JOY.


OH MY GOD-oh wait I don't believe in god... OH MY GOSH I AM SOOOOO HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!


Please focus


Second:


How did I end here?!?!!!


I was reading the USJ part. I don't remember.... At least I'm sure that it's Kurogiri's portal that brought me............Yeah, there's no other way......


NOW HOW THE HELL DID HE OPENED A PORTAL INTO THE HUMAN WORLD?!?!


1- Because I was reading BNHA (right in the moment he was attacking? nah that doesn't make sense)


2- Maybe Eraser Head erasure his quirk BUT he was already using it so it make him get weird?


3- Kurogiri got a gay panic seeing Tomura and the portal become weird PLEASE BRAIN CAN YOU FOCUS


Whatever, IT IS related to the fact that I was reading Boku No Hero Academy.................... ..............on my phone


 Oh s**t where's my bag and my phone.


Oh true just after bump into Tomura Shigaraki (beautiful boy by the way) and it fell.


Oh, yeah it fell.


Next to the fountain.


The fountain.


But in the fountain there's Tomura Shigaraki, the Nomu and Eraser Head- Oh wait


There's Eraser Head being attacked by the Nomu and Tomura.


Forget about the bag let's save Present Mic future's husband!


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but how


Nah whatever just go to the fountain and you'll see.


The girl silently reached the central place avoiding the villains (it was easy because they where mostly fighting the students in another place), and hide herself behind the fountain. She looked above and saw Tomura, the Nomu and Eraser Head. she was looking at their back. 


Now, I cannot save mummy-man BUT I can distract hand-man. How can I distract him?....


 I've got an idea.        


Oh no      


shut up brain.


She took out her shoes and her sweater (anything that could eventually make noises and reveal her presence). On the tip of the toes she went to her bag, not really far from the three persons the two handsome men and the weirdo thing who is sadly shipped with Deku took her phone and immediately, no but like immediately (when I say immediately, it's because it's IMMEDIATELY) go back behind the central structure.


OH MY! I JUST CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS!!!!!!!


So. Next part.


She turn it on and searched something on Internet.


Oh perfect My Hero Academia Wiki Fandom


Then she stood up.


I said she STOOD UP.


This is so exciting I'm gonna dye I can't move!!!! You need to stood up!!!


The Nomu smashed Eraser Head on the ground. It calmed her immediately.


STOP FREAKING FANGIRLING AND GET UP!


So she (finally) got up and shouted.


"tOmUrA sHiGaRaKi!! NaMED ALSo  TENKO SHIMURA!


BIRTHDAY: APRIL FOUR


AGE: TWENTY


GENDER: MALE


HEIGHT: 179 CENTIMETERS


QUIRK: DECAY"


"I-hum I CAN SEE YOUR FUTuRE! LET THE HERO AND I-hum, well i *she took a deep breathe* COME NOW AND I CAN GIVE PRECIOUS INFORMATION ABOUT EVERYTHING YOU WANT!"


I must say that I HATE you.  


No one cares about your opinion, stupid brain.


First reaction when you appear in one of your favorite anime universe: Hey let's suicide, YeY


Oh no he's looks intrigued but he's not moving!!!! 


And, with all due respect, I DON'T ASKED FOR YOUR OPINION SO KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT. Let's try another thing.


But what can I use not spoiling his future?!?   


Oh just do it!                                   


But I was thinking about announce him his marriage with Dabi!!!


But he still don't know who's Dabi!!!!


"AND W-WHAT IF I TELL YOU O-ONE OF A-ALL MIGHT'S S-SECRETS?!"







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