OnlyfriendMike

"Okay, attempt number fifteen:" she said standing up for the sixteenth time in not even ten minutes.


"Hello I come from another universe, where we can read yours so I know a lot of things about all of you and I'm not a villain by the way, just saying that  because I've been brought by Kurogiri, or that's what I think, and you may believe I'm with them but no."


She shut a moment thinking the previous sentence and corrected herself.


"Better not say that they are a story... and say I'm not with Tomura before introduce properly myself or even before they ask it's like, more suspicious? Nope. It won't work."sitting on the ground demoralized for the fifteenth time in not even ten minutes " Tch. 'I come from another universe' yeah they totally will believe you my girl, I mean isn't it obvious?-Oh wait. It is? Am I like them now?" She asked to herself observing her body and realizing it looked like a manga body. "wow That's cool dude! I'm a manga character now!! Yeey!" The teenager exclaimed standing up and celebrating.


WOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


OMG! Does that mean we're in the manga?


THAT is a stupid question. YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS BECAUSE I'M HAPPY CLAP- No no, I mean, can the readers see us?


What


Oh


Oh crap


THAT is a good question.


She turned around to see if someone was watching her, remembered that manga characters weren't able to see the reader's face -Except from Can't stop Twinkling guy. You mean Yuga Aoyama. Yep.- slapped her face but actually stopped one millimeter away from her face, crouched, pulled out her cell phone from the school bag and typed a number.


*trrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*


*trrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*


*trrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*


- The school (real life) -


"If x is equal to the double of the diameter of the sun plus how many bees there is in north Africa, how much is the Atlantic ocean-""MAYIA HIIIIIIIIIII MAYIA UUUUH MAYIA HOOOOOOOO MAYIA HA HA"


"Holy crap- I'm sorry sir it is my phone!" Some boy said while turning off his phone BUT keeping it under his desk.


The teacher rolled his eyes and pursue"Atlantic ocean's surface. The answer will be given in millimeters."


-The ruin zone BNHA-


That god*mmit assh*le. What is he doing ? I will kill him, I'm sorry but since when, but like, since WHEN did I let him IGNORE my calls?!


She was thinking while walking in circles, waiting nervously for her friend to answer.


Geez, give him a rest! He's in history class right now!


Suddenly the phone buzzed and she almost dropped it, surprised in her thoughts.


OnlyfriendMike: what do u want are u crazy we're in math


Dabestotaku: Dude you will never believe me but I think I fell in bnha.


Dabestotaku: aren't we supposed to have history right now?


OnlyfriendMike: are u crazy


OnlyfriendMike: and where are u


OnlyfriendMike: u are late


Dabestotaku: I can explain


Dabestotaku: but I need you to pretend something and get out of the class


Dabestotaku: like, NOW


Dabestotaku: pls


OnlyfriendMike: it'll be a pleasure


OnlyfriendMike: just gimme a minute


She sighed in relief and waited for a couple of minutes walking all around the destroyed floor of the building and looking at the battle who thankfully hadn't finished yet.


*la cucaracha la cucaracha ya no puede caminar* Hearing the ringtone she pressed the button to accept the incoming call cursing about the friends who hack phones changing her ringtones into weird ones.













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