His WHAT- No!

"So what you're saying that Todoroki is bottom? I does make sense but-""Where are we?"


"Uh? ......In the woods? Yes, in the woods, duh, can't you see the trees? But listen, in BakuDeku Kacchan is bottom-" "The woods. And before?"she said cutting him on one more time.


"Well, the school? Oh wait no it was..." His eyes suddenly widened and his mouth fell open,"Oh god..... oh my gosh......" he started saying endlessly while processing what happened.


"We really are.." he asked pointing at the ground wanting to say My Hero Academia but the words weren't coming out, then he realized his hand wasn't 'human' anymore.


"Jesus Christ, this is-" "Weird right?"


"And we teleported into-""Yep, now let's talk about how to survive in here." She said loosing her patience.


"Why? Survive?"He responded with an are-you-crazy look.


"Why, well, I don't know. Maybe because we came out from Kurogiri's portal like the villains did, but don't worry, even without that we're already suspicious enough to make them investigate us. And y'know prison isn't really where I would like to go, even if this is one of the best universe ever."


"We  did nothing wrong, we're innocent!"


"Well... about that..."


"About what? oh no you're right"


"your yelling was quite painful, I don't think they will let us go like that"-"the fanarts about the ships in the box, if they discover it" they both said at the same time. 


"Oh no the fanarts!" exclaimed Kiki realizing that what was a fanart in the 'human' world could be considered photo in that universe. And it wasn't a good thing.


"What can't I express my happiness? You gonna tell me you didn't yelled too when you appeared in her?" protested the boy, who wasn't wrong about that.


"..." No, no. He's got a point.


"See? You CAN'T blame me!" protested the black haired boy.


"I can't, true,"Kiki admitted,"but they can."


"Blame me because I was feeling pure joy?"Her friend responded in a false offended tone.


"Suspect you because you get out from a villain's portal, and literally hurt everyone's ears." Replied the blue haired girl with a grin.


"Suspect us." corrected Mike.


"Yeah, suspect us, same thing", she replied with a bored voice.


"But Kurogiri and Tomura were surprised that I've came out from the Nomu's hole! It was evident they didn't planned it at all."


"Uh? The Nomu's- WHAT"


"The Nomu's hole?OH, I mean the Nomu's portal, and you know what? If you look closer he really have a big-"


"SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"She cut him off  "Hey why?Oh- BRAIN! HE HAVE A BIG BRAIN, I WAS GOING TO SAY HE HAVE A BIG BRAIN! WHAT DID YOU THOUGHT ABOUT SILLY GIRL"


"Well I though about his-""DON'T FRE*CKING SAY IT!", exclaimed Mike like if it was something  evident.


"YOU are the dirty minded! I WAS ABOUT TO SAY 'CHEST' " yelled loudlier Kiki.


"Chest?!" asked the boy, clearly not trusting her at all.


"Yes!" the female replied, raising an eyebrow,"It gives you a problem?"


"....."


"Okay, now, how should we get out from here?"


"Ah!"He responded sarcastically,"because there is a chance for us to escape the Heroes, of course!"















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