Chloe/Haachama: Gah!

Both Chloe and Haachama fainted after Laplus threw 2 pillows at them

Laplus: Hmph! Take that! I almost got pulled in! Good thing I reacted fast enough... That speed was terrifying...

Laplus said while anxiously wiping a sweat off her forehead with her sleeves

Laplus went ahead and carried one each to their own bed and put them on it

Laplus: Phew... Heavy... Heyy, these gurls are seriously smiling?! What kind of dream are they having I wonder... But it should be about time for me to sleep, right crowie?

Her crow pecked her hair

Laplus: Ow! What do you mean "stop calling me crowie and give me an actual name"?! It's a good name... But let's go to bed... I'm exhausted...

Crowie nested on her hair as Laplus went to her own bed and slept

Laplus: Goodnight crowie...

Crowie pecked her again

Laplus: Ow!

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It was now morning!

How do I know? You ask?

I don't actually know... Myself...

(Just pretend you know you idiot!!!)

Ah yes! I know, it is morning. Trust me!

Ahem! As I was saying, it was now morning. Y/n slowly wakes up from his good sleep.

Every eyebag he had left that didn't disappear at the time he slept at the bus was now gone, not that it mattered anyway because of the sunglasses

Y/n stretched and yawned and got up

He noticed the 2 girls were sleeping apart from 1, who was missing

Y/n: If I recall correctly... These two are Laplus and Chloe, so Haachama should be awake at this time. What time is it anyway?

Y/n looked at the clock above the door and it read "8:11 am"

Y/n: That is surprisingly late... But I'll do my normal schedule, it won't change even if I'm somewhere else

Y/n: ... Right? Me?

Y/n cleared his throat as he accidentally walked into a wall that was supposed to be the bathroom door to his old house and room in the building, it just coincidentally looked and felt the same so he never had any problem

Until now

Y/n blushed a bit

Y/n: Well that was embarrassing... Hope noone saw that.

This time, Y/n actually looked to where he was going and went to the bathroom to shower, and the rest of his morning routine.

30 minutes later, he was done

Y/n: The only problem now is... Breakfast, there's literally no stove, fridge, or cooking related stuff over here. Which sucks for me.

Y/n: Since this *is* a resort, there should be a kitchen, so I should probably be able to cook something there, and maybe look for Haachama since she will miss breakfast.

Y/n got out his room, closed the door carefully, and left.

He walked out and immediately got hit by the cold wind of winter (it's still February here)

Y/n got chilled but continued anyway

... Even though he was wearing nothing more than a T-shirt, trousers, sunglasses, and a mask

He navigated his way and somehow found the kitchen, aka cafeteria

He entered and felt warm inside

Someone has definitely been here before seeing how the heaters are on.

Y/n: Could it be an employee? But Yagoo said he rented the whole place out... So that goes out the window.

Y/n: Then...

Y/n continued walking in and spotted...

And smelled...

The worst scent, and scent cloud of his entire life, it was purple, smelled horrid, and it was coming from the kitchen

Y/n: Uck!!! Is this the smell of a corpse?!

Y/n immediately covered his nose and ran to whatever hell was being summoned in the kitchen

And there lies

Haachama and whatever monstrosity that was on the table

Haachama: Ohh hi Y/n!!! I was not expecting you here!

Y/n: And what are you making?

Haachama: What else does it look like? Breakfast!

Y/n: There's absolutely no way someone would eat that...

Haachama: I would! Though!

Y/n: You don't count- Okay how about this, I'll test your cooking skills first, and gauge you from there, but from the looks of right now it definitely doesn't look like you're a good cook...

Haachama: Hmm... Okay! You will teach me, right?

Y/n: Depends.

Haachama: I just need to cook right? Are you gonna be helping me?

Y/n: No. I need to see your skills.

Haachama: Ahhh! Okay! I'll do my best!

Y/n: Yeah, go for it, good luck

Y/n put a thumbs up before moving to the side and crossing his arms and staring at her

Haachama: Um...

Y/n: Well, what are you waiting for? Breakfast ain't gon' cook itself.

Haachama: You don't need to tell me!!! I was just thinking about what I should cook...

Y/n: How about something warm to help with the cold outside? Something spicy, but not too spicy that everyone won't be able to eat it.

Haachama: Good idea Y/n-sama!

Y/n: I told you to stop calling me that.

Haachama: Okay Y/n sens-

Y/n: That's worse, please don't call me that.

Y/n immediately cut off Haachama and put his hand out in a big no gesture

Haachama: Are you sure with me just calling you Y/n san?

Y/n: Perfectly fine, now start.

Haachama: Okay Y/n san! I'll do my best!

Y/n put another thumbs up before making a "chop chop" gesture (basically a "shoo!" hand movement)

Haachama POV

Okay! I need to make the best breakfast I have ever made! To make Y/n san and my idol proud!

Hm... Something spicy... Ooh! I know now!

Let's grab this pot, fill it half with water!

There's onions, potatoes, carrots, chicken, and even roux here! I think I will make chicken curry with this!

Okay, I filled it with water, let me put it on the flame and put it on the highest heat so that it boils quickly!

OH! LET'S ALSO ADD SPICY VODKA IN IT! I gotta make it spicy somehow!

I grab a chopping board and chop the veggies and chicken as rough as possible

I add the roux first and then the onions, potatoes, and the carrots! Let's add the meat later, so it gets cooked in all those flavors!

I think I just heard a noise from Y/n just now, it must be him being proud!

Oh wait! I completely forgot about the rice!!!

Good thing there's another pot here!

I fill the pot, also to half, and take 2 cups of rice and pour it in

The pots are pretty big and heavy...

Well, they're gonna cook anyway! So I'll leave it at that.

Oh oh oh! Let me add salt and pepper to make the rice special!! And maybe even an egg?

Yeah! I'm adding an egg!

Ooh! Another noise! It must've been a good decision!

*Sniff* *sniff*

Something smells like...

Haachama: AHH YABAI! I WASN'T MIXING THE CURRY!

I need to save it!!! I ran as fast as I can to the pot and I slipped and seared my hand on the hot pot!!! Ahhh!!!

THE POT IS BURNING!?! THERE'S A MASSIVE FLAME!!!

THE RICE?! THE RICE IS OVERFLOWING EVERYWHERE!!

Back to normal POV

Y/n reacted fast and luckily was near a fire extinguisher, he immediately put the fire out but it didn't stop the smoke alarm from ringing

And it also did not stop his rage from eternally burning

Y/n menacingly stomped slowly towards a very exhausted and relieved Haachama that was very thankful she didn't cause a fire

Y/n suddenly grabbed Haachama's collar and began to furiously and violently rock her back and forth

Y/n: WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL ARE YOU DOINGGGGGGGGG?!?! DO YOU THINK COOKING IS A SOMETHING EVEN A DOG CAN DOOOOOOO?!?! DO YOU KNOW HOW MAD I AM RIGHT NOWWWWWW??!!!!

Haachama: AWAWAWAWAWAWAWA!!!

Yagoo: HEY WHAT'S GOING ON IN HERE WHY DID THE SMOKE ALARM TURN OOOOOOOOOOHHH WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING Y/N?!?! AAAAAGH!!!

The other members with Yagoo stopped Y/n

Well, atleast tried to stop Y/n, he was like a wild untamed beast.

Y/n: APOLOGIZE TO THE COOKING GODS YOU HERETIC!!!

Yagoo: AAHHHH CALM DOWN Y/N!!!