so we've seen wholesome shit

we've seen wholesome gay shit

but yanno what i haven't done in this book?

homophobic shit!

so let's do this with my own reaction (aka finding these people's adresses and burning their houses down)  and you guys can comment on the stupidity of these

also some of these are probably fake so take that how you will

tw: homophobia, transphobia, me ranting a hell of a lot

okay so we're starting this off with old as hell minion memes, which kinda tells you all we need to know

no offense but anyone who still uses these types of minion pictures in an attempt to portray any serious views is just proof you're just such bullshit that you need bright pictures to tackle what you consider a serious issue rather than present actual arguments for your side of the story.

as for the message portrayed, it doesn't take a ton of energy to respect people's pronouns and use them correctly. you literally don't have to knew how they identify, just respect pronouns or i will bathe you in acid until every layer of your skin peels off slowly and painfully.

okay, so one thing i notice here is that each person is in a different art style, which is really kinda dumb if you want your message to be taken seriously

second of all, the toilet?? it's out in the open in this picture and to my knowledge public bathrooms aren't fucking like that? i mean there's stalls so this exact situation wouldn't happen probably

and more honorable mentions:

lack of apostrophes

username/watermark in the bottom left corner

on the door in not-very-visible letters it says "heterosexual imprisoning pride"

apparel choice for all characters

comic sans font 👏👏👏

aight next meme

yeah so am i but only because you wasted time and energy creating this meme rather than letting a nine year old do what they want. not your kid, your input was not necessary. unless the child was forced into it for some reason, you don't need to get involved

and, for the record male human beings with fragile masculinity, dresses can be fun to wear if they're comfy, would recommend for any gender once in a while

okay got a few things to say here-

1) "it's worked for thousands of years" bruh so had homosexuality just in secret

2) "it's natural" again, so is homosexuality in like a hundred species if not more

3) "you can make babies" yeah that seems to be the main complaint about heterosexuality just sayin'

4) the ironic this is that if we're counting the white wedding gown this is basically the trans pride color scheme so great job whoever made this 👏👏👏

if you want an actual answer, it's simple

people became more

a c c e p t i n g

and to anyone who dares use the excuse, "if we accept the gays everyone will be gay"

oh yes definitely because when we respected and accepted african americans everyone wanted to be black

every new word is a capital letter and i'm just saying, it doesn't get your point across any better

also that's like me saying "i respect NORMAL straights but if they like follow gender roles and talk about the opposite gender and have pictures of their opposite sex significant other and say that they're straight in their bio then i just don't respect them" and if you were straight and heard me say that, you'd probably kick me in the shins

i... i don't even know how to explain the stupidity in this. it's not "wrong" unless you're going by the bible

and if we went by the bible:

- women could not be teachers for male students

- those who were in slave revolts would all go to hell

- widows couldn't re-marry

- divorced people are wrong for getting a divorce

- women can't leave toxic relationships but men can

- we can't wear gold or silver

- we can't boil children in their mom's milk

- if you touch someone on their period, you're unclean

- and um:
"Now therefore, kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman who has known man intimately. But all the girls who have not known man intimately, spare for yourselves." Numbers 31:17-18

so i'll leave that at that

okay to my knowledge, only people in the LGBTQ+ community can say the f word that rhymes with maggot, so whoever said this HAH ur gay

also if gays are going to hell like send me right fucking there i need a lover

considering the shit god says in the bible, you're gonna do anything but rest in heaven

take a shot every time they use an emoji

"what boys did in my day" bitch kids today are gonna be cleaning the blood from your battles that you encouraged since childhood. the only thing generations after us will be cleaning up is probably our leftover makeup if we're trying to sum up entire generations with one meme.

i mean choose your mess man. blood or eyeshadow.

bitch we are the greatest threat to planet earth you best be scared

also i just vomited at church and this f-maggot will not hesitate to spread this shit to homophobes and transphobes

gotta love that reply tho

okay but if you're actually being homophobic or actually being sexist, quite literally anyone has the right to call you out on it. those of us in the LGBTQ+ community have feelings too.

let's make a deal: you stop being homophobic, racist, or sexist and we'll stop calling you homophobic, racist, or sexist

oh wait

that's already how it works

can it be me because i've been having really bad luck lately what with all this existence and i just really need a good thing to happen to me

but luke why would it be "today" tho? like going by your logic of "i'm allowed to commit a felonh because they're queer and it's pride month" you have a whole month to do it. take your time.

also i'm gonna fucking steal that car. not because i want it but if you dare kill any of my relatively queer friends or straight ally friends (my homophobic and transphobic "friends" can suck lead) i will make your life a living hell, starting by taking your car and satan knows that's not anywhere near the last thing

wait i should make that a chapter just describing how i would torture homophobes and transphobes

aight well that was the last one so have a nice day folks