so um

on impulse i made a parody of "dead gay son" but it's "dark strange son"

like sanders sides

here's the lyrics:

[PATTON:]
You wait just a minute, Roman! It is ignorant, hateful talk like yours that makes this mindscape a place our boys could not live in!

They were not dirty!
They were not wrong!
They were two lonely verses
In Thomas' great song!

[ROMAN:]
Our boys were Dark Sides, Patt!

[PATTON:]
Yes!
My boy's a creepy cookie
And that don't scare me none...
I want the world to know...
I love my dark strange son!

I've been thinking. Praying. Reading some magazines. And it's time we opened our eyes!

Well, the good Thomas made us his sides
Thomas made dark ones too
And I believe it's all a part of his gigantic brew
I know Tom has a reason
For each flaw and every trait
And why he chose to let our boys be dark with a clean slate!
They were not dirty..
They were not brutes!
They were just two stray laces in Tom's big boots
Well, I never cared for dark sides much until I reared me one

[PATTON & ALL SIDES:]
But now I've learned to love...

[PATTON:]
I love my dark strange son!

[SIDES:]
He loves his son
He loves his son
His dark strange son!

[PATTON:]
Now, I say my boy's in heaven!
And he's tanning by the pool
The cherubim walk with him and him, and they all say it's cool!
They don't have crime or hatred, there's no bigotry or cursin'..
Just friendly fellows dressed up like their fav'rite emo person!
They were not dirty..

[SIDES:]
No, no!

[PATTON:]
They just had flair!

[SIDES:]
Whoa!

[PATTON:]
They were two bright red ribbons in Tom's long hair
Well, I used to see a dark side and get scared or start to run

[PATTON & SIDES:]
But now I've learned to love...

[PATTON:]
And furthermore!
These boys were brave as hell!

[THE SIDES GASP AT THE SWEAR]

These boys, they knew damn well!
Those folks would judge 'em, they were desperate to be free!
They disagreed on the callback, started to dress in all black!
Roman, I can't believe that you
Still refuse to get a clue
After all that we been through..

I'm talkin' you and me!
In the summer of 2003!

[ROMAN, GUILTILY:]
That was one hell of a fishing trip... in the dark side

[CONGREGATION:]
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
They were not dirty..
Whoa!
They were not worse..
No, no!
They were just two stray rhinestones
On ol' Tom's big purse!

[PATTON & ROMAN:]
Our job is now continuing the work that they begun!

[CONGREGATION:]
'Cause now we love, love, love!
We love your dark..

[PATTON:]
They're up there disco dancing to the thump of angel wings!

[ROMAN:]
They grab a mate...

[PATTON:]
And roller skate..

[BOTH:]
While Judy Garland sings!

[PATTON:]
They live a playful afterlife that's fancy-free and reckless!

[ROMAN:]
They swing upon the pearly gates..

[BOTH & SIDES]
And wear a pearly necklace!

[SIDES:]
Whoo!

[BOTH:]
They were not dirty!

[SIDES:]
No!

[BOTH & SIDES:]
They were good men!
And now they're happy bear cubs in Thomas' big den!

[BOTH:]
Go forth and love each other now
Like our boys would have done

[ALL:]
We'll teach the world to love...

[BOTH:]
I love my dark strange son!
My son! My son!

[SIDES:]
Not half bad, your dark strange son!
Wish I had your dark strange son!
Thank you, dad, for your...

[BOTH & SIDES:]
Dark! Strange! Son!

~fin~

idk what i'm doing

story behind this? i dunno you figure it out

if you can sing, feel free to sing this! tag me so i can see your wonderful creation!