there's always those people who hate gay people because of various (dumbass) reasons. and while we're all entitled to our own opinions, i'd like to disregard and disrespect these people

out of love, of course

so here's what i plan out shouting at them when they protest gayness at a pride parade just to screw with them

tw: some shit remus sanders would say

"THE BIBLE SAID ADAM AND EVE SO I FUCKED 'EM BOTH"

"YOU CAN ADAM AND LEAVE"

"MY RELIGION BELIEVES HETEROSEXUALITY IS A SIN"

"OH YOU HATE ME? MEET ME BEHIND THE CHURCH, TEN O CLOCK. WE CAN EITHER FUCK OR FIGHT, YOUR CHOICE"

"I LOVE SATAN"

"HARDER DADDY"

"AT LEAST MY GF CAN MAKE ME CUM. WHAT ABOUT YOUR HUSBAND?"

"SAY ONE MORE THING AND I'L GIVE YOU AN STD"

"I'M GONNA LICK A NUN'S CLIT IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP"

"HOW ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE NOT GAY IF YOU HAVEN'T TRIED IT"

"PUSSY IS TASTY"

*throw a random watter balloon of milk at them*

"NOT GONNA LIE THATS PRETTY GAY"

"I'M PRETTY SURE YOU'RE THE GAY COUSIN"

so yeah imma get kashot