okay i know it's the middle of the night but hear me out

if you're

a) one of those straight girls who say shit like "lesbians are weird but gay dudes are hot"

or

b) a dude that thinks gay guys are unnatural but jacks off to lesbian porn

first of all, why are you like this

second of all, if you do shit like that and you fucking DARE to call yourself an ally...

like what the hell

i'm not calling anyone out (that's a lie almost every guy in my class is type b) but i just hear and see crap like that and it's just entirety dumb.

if you call yourself an ally, you should support the entire LGBTQIA+ (yeah we stole some letters while you weren't looking) community entirely.

Lesbian
Gay
Bisexual
Transgender/Transsexual (yes this includes gender-nonconforming folk)
Questioning/Queer
Intersex
Aspec (short for ace spectrum)
+ meaning anything else (pan, poly, omni, etc.)

okay? okay.

also on a completely unrelated note don't fucking send dick pics to minors i know where you live bryan and i'm coming motherfucker. i don't care if i have to bang on the door of every household in this gods forsaken state i will find you and you will be subject to torture. you're almost a fucking adult you should know better you piece of shit. charges could've been pressed but you're just an egotistical shitbag with no respect for minors and their privacy. what the hell us wrong with you? mid conversation buckaroo. you don't do that. you're gonna tell me you show people your dick with no context in real life conversations you horny asshat? no. that's not how planet earth works. i'm coming.

anyways, bye!