Age reverse Masaru walking into 1-A w/Aizawa:

Masaru: I'm here.

Masaru: I'm queer.

Masaru, looking at his hands terrified: I can't fucking drink beer.

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Aizawa: What's on your mind?

Katsuki: Do you want my trauma or like- my favorite color?

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Masaru and (baby) Katsuki in the kitchen playing with knives:

Mitsuki walking into the house: What the fuck-?

Masaru, looking up: Knife fight.

Mitsuki: What the fuck is wro-

Katsuki, stabs him in the leg: KNIFE FIGHT!!

Masaru:

Mitsuki:

Masaru, shrugs: Knife fight.

Mitsuki: YOU'RE BLEEDING DUMBASS!!!

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Shoto: Are you straight?

Katsuki: Yeah, straight from hell.

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Midoriya: 99.9 percent of people I know are stupid.

Katsuki from the kitchen: Am I that one percent?

Midoriya: Bitch more like 0.1 percent.

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Midoriya: Ok, let's actually go to sleep.

Shoto:

Katsuki:

Katsuki: The snack that smiles back.

Shoto + Midoriya: GOD DAMN IT!!

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Katsuki: I would do anything for you Aizawa Sir!

Aizawa: Sleep for eight hours straight.

Katsuki: I will not.

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Shoto: how'd your night go?

Katsuki: didn't get much sleep.

Katsuki: But I did get a few hours of anxiety in.

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*Shoto and Katsuki fighting*

Masaru: You know, flirting back in my day was less destructive.

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Enji pissed at Masaru: Go to hell!

Masaru: Unfortunately, I can't.

Masaru: Satan still has a restraining order against me.

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Shoto: Katsuki you broke it!!

Katsuki: yeah, and you know what's not going to fix it? Your shouting.

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Katsuki + the others on the bridge looking over it:

Katsuki: Wow, this thing is higher up than my will to live.

Aizawa: Are you ok???

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Katsuki: Sometimes I talk to myself for no reason.

Katsuki: Me too.

Hello everyone!

Yup, more weird shit. Shorter than usual, bt that's cuz I'm lazy rn. ;)

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